Teacup Cafe Part VII - Page 36

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 12:04 AM

Here ya go BoP, doesn't have to be a beer.

Have a green fairy.

trolls' bane · 03-18-2006, 12:15 AM

Ooo! And now I have Lenny's autograph!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 12:22 AM

Lenny? Lenny who? I can't read his signature.

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

*balances shot glass on nose while holding half pint of guiness in one hand and a pint of green beer in the other*

Challenge accepted.

*flips shot glass in to the air pulls beer up and downs it in true Irish fashion while cathing shot in the guniness then downs that one slamming both glasses on the bar simultaneously*

*tosses shah a

*

Your go me lass.

Oh, artfully done! *claps* Let me try this.

*Balances the two shotglasses on a finger on each hands with two guinesses right behind her and a beer infront. Flick the shotglasses up and snatches the beer, slams it then catch the two shot glasses in either guiness as she spins to grab them. She slams them both then slams the glasses down on the table upside down, creating a cup castle*

Ah, they get better with each one! * winks at Faramir then wipes off her mouth* Your go my brave lad!

(Btw, I owe that move to my brother...was the last trick I saw him do. Owe him a beer...)

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Oh, artfully done! *claps* Let me try this.

*Balances the two shotglasses on a finger on each hands with two guinesses right behind her and a beer infront. Flick the shotglasses up and snatches the beer, slams it then catch the two shot glasses in either guiness as she spins to grab them. She slams them both then slams the glasses down on the table upside down, creating a cup castle*

Ah, they get better with each one! * winks at Faramir then wipes off her mouth* Your go my brave lad!

(Btw, I owe that move to my brother...was the last trick I saw him do. Owe him a beer...)

Well played. Well played indeed.

A cup castle eh.

*places two shot glasses on two spoons placed on the bar and holds two cups of guiness in each hand*

TB, I will need your assistance on this one buddy.

*has TB place blind fold on me and tells him to fire the shot glasses catching each and downing them in, you guessed it, true Irish fashion.*

Me lass, I do believe it's your turn.

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 01:02 AM

Ooh la la la! Well done my good sir! Good way to harness the Farce within you. Now let me see... *goes into an eastern dancing stance* now, let's put some Eastern sauce into this Western dish... *Balances a ready made carbomb on her head with two shotglasses in her palm, one near her face the other near her navel, with two guinesses infont on the table and one behind her on a stool. She twirls on, flicking her wrists out and landing the two shots into the pints as the second time around she catches them up and slams them both, stacking them inside one another. Shah then tosses her head and the third carbomb lands within the two stacked cups and slams it up, delicatly putting them on the table*

How is that for style oh laddy boy? *Bumps Faramir with her hips, indicating his go*

trolls' bane · 03-18-2006, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Lenny? Lenny who? I can't read his signature.

I know! I wonder how they figured out it was his signature!

Why, Lenny Bernstien, of course! As in that album cover 7 posts up from this one.

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 01:20 AM

*starts playing Shooglenifty; A Whiskey Kiss because she knows the band and the song fits with the drinking* Has Faramir gone into shock? Or if not, that is one killer post comming on...

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 01:21 AM

Nice. Very nice. Breaking out the eastern style.

TB, I will need your help once again.

*does a handstand having TB place two carbombs on each foot and one right below me head, doing a handstand push-up grabbing the edge of the carbomb tilting head back and downing the first while dropping one from the left foot, puting the first back the floor and then balancing on one hand to catch the other and taking that one in one gulp, does a flip and catches the third in the air and slowly finishing that one off*

The last one I had to savor. Ummm so good they are.

*leans against the bar giving shah a slight grin while trying not to fall over*

Your *hickup* go last sane lass.

Edit- Shock, no. Just got distracted thinking about the eastern shot dance

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 01:55 AM

*Grins right back, color comming to her cheeks from all the drinks* Mr. Irish, you haven't seen half of it, nay the third of it! *Turns on Global DJ's "San Fransisco" on and settin up the place. She puts two guinesses on the bar, right below the shelf and places the two shot glasses on top of it. She then continues to set up two more drinks then switches on the Music.*

Oh yeah...watch this! *With the first beat of Global DJs she snaps into a dance, twirling around and bumping the shelf with her hip, causing the two shot glasses to fall into the Guiness below by the time the cities of Moscow and Memphis are introduced. Second turn she snatches one up and downs it, by the time Berlin is mentioned again turning to the side, she slams the glass down, causing the second drink to be launched and caught by her in time to catch the Vocals of San Fransico. She sings along, which is something I most certianly do* If you are going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...*Twirls around and slams the glass down and catches another one in honor of Paris, then dances and slams that glass down in and catches that in time for Baghdad and finishes with a flourish*

Whoo! Nothing like a good dance to accompany a good stiff drink...*Hiccup* Now, for your turn my lad! *Leans over counter with chin resting in hands*

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 02:02 AM

Can some one still sober count up the drinkies? And help me clean up....? Cant continue amidst clutter of empty glasses.

***Rían*** · 03-18-2006, 02:08 AM

Sure, TB - thanks!

*sits back with tb's namesake drink and watches from her comfy chair*

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-18-2006, 02:08 AM

You guys remind me of myself from six years ago. Brings back a lot of memories, most of which are good.

And to think EXK had the audacity to even contemplate out-drinking me!

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 02:10 AM

Hah, I would have given money to see that. I wonder what artistic comeback ol' limping liver faramir will come up with? Our moot-selves are seriously going to regrett this tomorrow. Good thing that here we have readily replacable livers!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 02:14 AM

Yeah, we made quite a mess didn't we? I think I'll have to bow out and give Shah the crown for this contest. Do not take this as a sign of weakness though. I will be ready for our next showdown.

*bows gentlemanly to shah*

Bloody good show!

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 02:18 AM

*Bows in turn, in a...gentlewomanly....fashion* Why thank you! I will indeed have to train harder for NEXT Saint Patty's day if I am to keep up with you. My friend, I think this is one of the Best drinking Contests this establishment has ever seen! Bloody good show!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 02:23 AM

Why wait til next year? A simple Tuesday will surffice.

The last sane person · 03-18-2006, 02:28 AM

Oh, that too. But a saint Patty's day drinking contest feels like there is more validity behind it.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-18-2006, 02:31 AM

Well, April's Fools Day is right around the corner. What better way to spend it then getting drunk and acting a fool.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-18-2006, 02:44 AM

I'm hungry. Anybody for tacos?

03-18-2006, 12:04 AM	#701
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Here ya go BoP, doesn't have to be a beer. Have a green fairy. __________________ Do you hear that?

03-18-2006, 12:15 AM	#702
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Ooo! And now I have Lenny's autograph! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-18-2006, 12:22 AM	#703
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Lenny? Lenny who? I can't read his signature. __________________ Do you hear that?

03-18-2006, 01:02 AM	#706
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Ooh la la la! Well done my good sir! Good way to harness the Farce within you. Now let me see... goes into an eastern dancing stance now, let's put some Eastern sauce into this Western dish... Balances a ready made carbomb on her head with two shotglasses in her palm, one near her face the other near her navel, with two guinesses infont on the table and one behind her on a stool. She twirls on, flicking her wrists out and landing the two shots into the pints as the second time around she catches them up and slams them both, stacking them inside one another. Shah then tosses her head and the third carbomb lands within the two stacked cups and slams it up, delicatly putting them on the table How is that for style oh laddy boy? Bumps Faramir with her hips, indicating his go __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 03-18-2006 at 02:00 AM.

03-18-2006, 01:20 AM	#708
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	starts playing Shooglenifty; A Whiskey Kiss because she knows the band and the song fits with the drinking Has Faramir gone into shock? Or if not, that is one killer post comming on... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 01:21 AM	#709
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Nice. Very nice. Breaking out the eastern style. TB, I will need your help once again. does a handstand having TB place two carbombs on each foot and one right below me head, doing a handstand push-up grabbing the edge of the carbomb tilting head back and downing the first while dropping one from the left foot, puting the first back the floor and then balancing on one hand to catch the other and taking that one in one gulp, does a flip and catches the third in the air and slowly finishing that one off The last one I had to savor. Ummm so good they are. leans against the bar giving shah a slight grin while trying not to fall over Your hickup go last sane lass. Edit- Shock, no. Just got distracted thinking about the eastern shot dance __________________ Do you hear that? Last edited by Farimir Captain of Gondor : 03-18-2006 at 01:27 AM.

03-18-2006, 01:55 AM	#710
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Grins right back, color comming to her cheeks from all the drinks Mr. Irish, you haven't seen half of it, nay the third of it! Turns on Global DJ's "San Fransisco" on and settin up the place. She puts two guinesses on the bar, right below the shelf and places the two shot glasses on top of it. She then continues to set up two more drinks then switches on the Music. Oh yeah...watch this! With the first beat of Global DJs she snaps into a dance, twirling around and bumping the shelf with her hip, causing the two shot glasses to fall into the Guiness below by the time the cities of Moscow and Memphis are introduced. Second turn she snatches one up and downs it, by the time Berlin is mentioned again turning to the side, she slams the glass down, causing the second drink to be launched and caught by her in time to catch the Vocals of San Fransico. She sings along, which is something I most certianly do If you are going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...Twirls around and slams the glass down and catches another one in honor of Paris, then dances and slams that glass down in and catches that in time for Baghdad and finishes with a flourish Whoo! Nothing like a good dance to accompany a good stiff drink...Hiccup Now, for your turn my lad! Leans over counter with chin resting in hands __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 02:02 AM	#711
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Can some one still sober count up the drinkies? And help me clean up....? Cant continue amidst clutter of empty glasses. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 02:08 AM	#712
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Sure, TB - thanks! sits back with tb's namesake drink and watches from her comfy chair __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

03-18-2006, 02:08 AM	#713
Rev. Justin Timberlake Andúril the White Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Your thoughts Posts: 672	You guys remind me of myself from six years ago. Brings back a lot of memories, most of which are good. And to think EXK had the audacity to even contemplate out-drinking me! __________________ Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care. Last edited by Rev. Justin Timberlake : 03-18-2006 at 02:12 AM. Reason: taco

03-18-2006, 02:10 AM	#714
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Hah, I would have given money to see that. I wonder what artistic comeback ol' limping liver faramir will come up with? Our moot-selves are seriously going to regrett this tomorrow. Good thing that here we have readily replacable livers! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 02:14 AM	#715
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Yeah, we made quite a mess didn't we? I think I'll have to bow out and give Shah the crown for this contest. Do not take this as a sign of weakness though. I will be ready for our next showdown. bows gentlemanly to shah Bloody good show! __________________ Do you hear that?

03-18-2006, 02:18 AM	#716
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Bows in turn, in a...gentlewomanly....fashion Why thank you! I will indeed have to train harder for NEXT Saint Patty's day if I am to keep up with you. My friend, I think this is one of the Best drinking Contests this establishment has ever seen! Bloody good show! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 02:23 AM	#717
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Why wait til next year? A simple Tuesday will surffice. __________________ Do you hear that?

03-18-2006, 02:28 AM	#718
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Oh, that too. But a saint Patty's day drinking contest feels like there is more validity behind it. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

03-18-2006, 02:31 AM	#719
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Well, April's Fools Day is right around the corner. What better way to spend it then getting drunk and acting a fool. __________________ Do you hear that?

03-18-2006, 02:44 AM	#720
Rev. Justin Timberlake Andúril the White Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Your thoughts Posts: 672	I'm hungry. Anybody for tacos? __________________ Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care.

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