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05-29-2003, 01:55 PM | #702 |
im quite stupid
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Horeet im calling shinniguns again! there is no way a man from the mean streets of Durham could lose to some pansie from New Jersey!
And BTW some b*****d has drunk all my alchol that puts me in a bad mood
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05-29-2003, 02:06 PM | #703 | |
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05-29-2003, 02:10 PM | #704 | |
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05-29-2003, 02:14 PM | #705 | |
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05-29-2003, 02:18 PM | #706 | |
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05-29-2003, 02:27 PM | #707 | |
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05-29-2003, 02:56 PM | #708 |
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Gwaimir Windgem vs. Insidious Rex
There was no one there, except Insidious Rex. He stood in the middle of the mud pit and examined the ground, where he would be wrestling with Gwaimir Windgem a few hours later. Insidious kneeled down and took some mud in his hand, studying the mud’s quality. Suddenly he looked up, something was not right. He sniffed and felt a strange odour, then he opened his eyes wide and looked around him carefully.
He heard a muffled noise. He turned around as quickly as possible and could block Gwaimir’s attack just in time. Gwaimir had been hiding close to the mud pit, waiting for Insidious to turn up. Gwaimir had hoped to end the match before it had begun by taking Insidious out with a single blow. Even though the match shouldn’t start until hours later, Gwaimir and Insidious didn’t care and started wrestling. They both wanted to defeat one another as soon as possible, once and for all. Gwaimir got the upper hand and he threw Insidious around as if he was a hamburger from Burger King (or in this case, Burger Rex). But Insidious didn’t give up, instead he started to put insidious questions to make Gwaimir lose his composure. It worked and Gwaimir’s throws became weaker and weaker, until he was no longer able to throw his opponent. Then Insidious took a chance and tried to throw Gwaimir, exactly as Gwaimir had thrown him a moment ago. It worked and Gwaimir landed with his face down in the mud and didn’t get up. Insidious Rex had defeated the Burger King, Gwaimir Windgem.
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05-29-2003, 03:06 PM | #709 | |
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As for brown-nosing - I don't brown nose. I'm not going to kiss anyone's a$$ - I am who I am and I do what I want to do. If a person has a problem with it - then they have a problem with it. I will, however, not maliciously hurt anyone.
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05-29-2003, 03:21 PM | #710 | |
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Congrats, IR!!
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05-29-2003, 03:47 PM | #711 |
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NOOOOOOOO!!! How could I have lost?
And I'm too young for the loser drinks! Dammit!
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05-29-2003, 03:47 PM | #712 |
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ach, sorry for Gwaimir
congrants Insidious
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05-29-2003, 03:53 PM | #713 | |
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05-29-2003, 04:00 PM | #714 |
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Congrats IR!
Prediction failed, BoP.
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05-29-2003, 04:25 PM | #717 | |
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05-29-2003, 04:28 PM | #718 | |
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Artanis vs. Lalaith
With their own homemade fighting techniques, Artanis and Lalaith fought. Artanis’s technique was composed of different kinds of punches, while Lalaith’s style was mostly made up of kicks. It was a great fight to watch, it reminded the spectators of all the Jackie Chan movies that they had seen.
With her elbows and fists, Artanis tried to strike when Lalaith stood on one leg, in the middle of completing a kick. That way, Artanis thought, she could easily knock Lalaith out of balance. But it didn’t work. Lalaith moved in perfect harmony and with perfect balance. It was like she and the muddy ground was one, it was impossible for Artanis to make her fall. Artanis, on the other hand could not move as swiftly in the mud and that became her downfall. With a well-placed flying kick that Artanis could not block , Lalaith hit Artanis in the head. Now Artanis lost all sense of balance and Lalaith just had to poke at her to make her drop to the ground. Lalaith knew that she had won and was ready for the Final. To celebrate her victory, she threw herself down and rubbed herself with the mud. “I and the mud are one!”, she screamed as she covered the last clean part of her body with the brown substance.
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05-29-2003, 04:44 PM | #720 |
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Woohoo, victory at last.
Okay, I think I should prepare myself for the finals. BTW, good fight Artanis.
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