09-03-2005, 03:56 PM | #701 |
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Lol :d .
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09-03-2005, 04:02 PM | #702 | |
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09-03-2005, 09:00 PM | #703 |
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Beginning of TTT:
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Nothing. Just a dream. Sam: You should really cut back on the caffeine, Mr. Frodo.
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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09-04-2005, 07:57 AM | #705 |
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‘What did Bilbo tell you about the Ring, Frodo?’ said Gandalf.
‘Oh, not what he told the dwarves and put in his book,’ said Frodo. ‘He told me the true story soon after I came to live here. He said you had pestered him till he told you, that he had found the Ring ... in his box of cereal.’
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09-04-2005, 08:07 PM | #706 |
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(Paths of the Dead)
Aragorn: "Bring out your dead!" King of the Dead: "Wait! I'm not dead yet!"
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
09-04-2005, 09:03 PM | #707 |
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huzzah for python!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
09-12-2005, 04:26 AM | #708 |
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legolas: "can we have a rest pleaeaease, I'm a little tired from running all the time"
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09-12-2005, 08:27 AM | #709 |
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LOL ! That Boromir one is funny!
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09-13-2005, 08:59 PM | #710 |
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Aragorn (swiping sword out and laying it before the palantir): Behold the sword of Elendil!
Sauron: Some elf handing out age-old swords is not the basis for a solid government! Denethor: Abandon you posts!!! Flee for your lives! (Gandalf whacks him solidly) I've been repressed! See that- he's repressing me!
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10-27-2005, 12:05 PM | #711 | |
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Councle of Elrond gone crazy
Elrond:All right Mr. Baggens, the ring?
Frodo:I gave it to that skinny guy at the door... Elrond:What skinny guy? Have you looked at the people here? Frodo:That guy at the door saying "my preshis!!!" Elrond:We must get it back! Legolas:NEVER!!!! (Shoots an arrow at Elrond) (Elrond snatchs the arrow out of the air, pulls out a handgun, and shoots legolases legs off) Elrond:Legolas will now be known as "Legless" Gimli:Will you guys quit that?!? Thats the 3rd elf this month to get shot!!! Sam:Kill the elves!!! Gimli:WHAT?!? Gandalf(Speaking like a teletuby):RUN AWAY!!!! (Frodo pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting at Elrond) (Elrond doges matrix stile) Aragorn:... and in conclution gondor should have a democricy. Boramere:I agree. (Frodo and Elrond contenue to fight like in the matrix) (Legless pulls his tounge over head(Not only would he not do that, he can't)) Gimli:OH YOU PEOPLE ARE HOPELESS!!!! (Gimli leaves) THE END
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10-27-2005, 12:20 PM | #712 |
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10-27-2005, 08:55 PM | #713 |
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Oh, man...that was so random and filled with allusions to everything...
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
10-28-2005, 09:34 AM | #714 | |
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Thank you...
__________________ Pippin:THE CAT IS GOING TO KILL ME!!! Cat:I AM THE CAT!!! ALL WILL FEAR ME!!! __________________ (Moria) Gandalf:You shall not pass!!! Balrog:... Gandalf:If you strike me down I will become more powerfull- Balrog:Wrong movie. Gandalf:What? Balrog:That's the wrong movie Gandalf. Gandalf:? Balrog:You're saying obi-wan Kenobis lines. Gandalfh. Balrog:Wrong movie, wrong triligy, wrong wizard... Gandalf:Obi-wan isn't a wizard! Balrog:Isn't that what lukes uncal called him? Gandalf:Okay, so I got the wrong lines, but you have to admit there are some simalaritys. Balrog:Okay, but could we just finnish the scean? Gandalf:Okay... __________________ Tom bombaldill and Ragast the brown:OFF TO WAR TO GET OUR REVENGE FOR PETER JACKTION LEAVEING US OUT OF HIS MOVIE!!! __________________ (inn in bree) (frodo's danceing on the table) Frodo:Mary had a little lamb... WOOPS!!! (Slips on someones lunch) Random guy:Hey that guy fell trough the floor! (A handfull of sotherners, 7 drwarves, 1001 araibain knights, 12 Paladins, and a partrige in a pear tree leave...) __________________ How the orcs realy torchered gollem. Orc1:Talk! Gollum:NEVER!!! WE NEVER TALKS!!! Orc1:Tickle him. Orc2:Gladly (Orc2 tickles Gollum) Gollum:HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEHEH EHEHEHEHE... Orc1:Were is the ring?!? Gollum:HEHEHE...OKAY!...HAHAHA...WE TALKS!!! __________________ Pippin:Were is that lembras? Merry:Right there, you'd loose your head if it wasn't bolted on! (Pippins head falls off) Merry:You lost the bolts, didn't you? __________________ Frodo:you weren't so much difrent from a hobbit once, were you? Smegol? Gollum:Actuly we was a cat named presish... Frodo: __________________ Pippin:HELP!!! THAT CAT WANTS TO KILL ME!!! Cat:And now, you die... (The cat shoots lighting out of it's pawtips at Pippin) (Note:The cats line is from star wars, one of the emperors lines) __________________ Well thats everything for now exept... (Flameing hobbit on moterised barstool goes by) Yes, that's it...
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10-29-2005, 02:19 AM | #715 |
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Illuvatar: Aule, you did WHAT!?
Aule: I created dwarves... Illuvatar: How dare you!?!? *Illuvatar snaps his fingers and Aule catches on fire and just falls* Sauron: Dees crazy westerners. Wen will day learn that they ain't neva goin' to gone destroy my ring? Orc 1: You are such a redneck. Sauron: What? Orc 2: A redneck. Sauron: Stop being so mean! Nazgul: And DAMN! Your breath smells worse than sulfur. Orc 2: His breath is sulfur. Nazgul: Oh. Orc 1: ... Sauron: You people are so rude! Orc 1: You are so ugly! Nazgul: And you stink! Sauron: All right, you already said that. Nazgul: I did? Did I? Sauron: What, you forgot already? Nazgul: Forgot what? My memory is so bad... Orc 3: How bad is it? Nazgul: Yeah, how bad is it? Who are we asking anyway? Orcs 1, 2, 3 and Sauron: We're asking you! Nazgul: Who's this "You"? Never heard of anyone named "You." Law and Order's Lenny Brisco: Nazgul, you are under arrest for the murder of Kind Theoden. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attourney... Orc 1: What the F*** is going on here? Cole from Charmed: You'll have to guess. *waves his hand and Orc 1 starts burning and falls through the ground* Nazgul: Woah, dude, you just burned that guy! Dude, you're awesome! Cole: You are next. Nazgul: Help! Detective Brisco, help! Law and Order's ADA Jack McCoy: You should have taken the deal while you had the chance. Judge: On the order of the enditement on the account of the murder of Theoden in the first degree, how does the jury find? Jury: Guilty *the get up and start closing in on the Nazgul* Nazgul: Woah, watch it! Somebody help! *Siegfried, from the Ring Cycle, who is laying on a bed dead, raises his hand menacingly.* Nazgul: No! Caesar (from Planet of the Apes): You killed my son... Nazgul: No! NOOO! George Carlin: Here's another person who aught to be strapped into a chair and beaten with hammers. Nazgul: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Mitch Hedberg: I always wanted to have a breifcase handcuffed to my wrist...*laughs goofily* Nazgul: Huh? *The jury, Carlin, and Cole close in on Nazgul. Mitch Hedberg begins beating up the Nazgul with his briefcase*
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10-29-2005, 03:22 AM | #716 |
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*Gandalf on seeing the Balrog in the flames beyond the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm*
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10-29-2005, 03:33 AM | #717 |
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lol, I'd add a Frank Barone quote: "Holy Crap".
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10-29-2005, 09:36 AM | #718 |
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*Coming from Aragorn and Boromir then I guess*
Boromir's fight with the orcs in the forest. 'Come on, you yellow-bellied muckrakes, get up close and personal and can that long-distance flaming archery crap, will ye?" Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-29-2005 at 09:45 AM. |
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Sauron: What up dog?
Nazgul 1: Nothin', foo! Nazgul 2: Hey, homie! Nazgul 3: Yo! Orc: Wazzup? Sauron: I just got this neat ring, you wanna use it? It's what all the cool bad guys are doin', gangsta! Nazgul 1,2,3 and Orc: That's ghetto!
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10-29-2005, 09:46 PM | #720 |
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