They'd never say that! - Page 36

trolls' bane · 09-03-2005, 03:56 PM

Lol :d .

trolls' bane · 09-03-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenya

You're getting weirder by the day

I agree, but me9996 has some good ones!

Curubethion · 09-03-2005, 09:00 PM

Beginning of TTT:
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Nothing. Just a dream.
Sam: You should really cut back on the caffeine, Mr. Frodo.

Lotesse · 09-03-2005, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

Beginning of TTT:
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Nothing. Just a dream.
Sam: You should really cut back on the caffeine, Mr. Frodo.

Lol!

***Jonathan*** · 09-04-2005, 07:57 AM

‘What did Bilbo tell you about the Ring, Frodo?’ said Gandalf.

‘Oh, not what he told the dwarves and put in his book,’ said Frodo. ‘He told me the true story soon after I came to live here. He said you had pestered him till he told you, that he had found the Ring
... in his box of cereal.’

Curubethion · 09-04-2005, 08:07 PM

(Paths of the Dead)
Aragorn: "Bring out your dead!"
King of the Dead: "Wait! I'm not dead yet!"

durinsbane2244 · 09-04-2005, 09:03 PM

huzzah for python!

Lord Choc Obo · 09-12-2005, 04:26 AM

legolas: "can we have a rest pleaeaease, I'm a little tired from running all the time"

boromir upon seeing the ring:...steps closer to identify the object...closer even to make sure it's the REAL deal....suddenly he yells: "YOINK" and dissapears into thin air

trolls' bane · 09-12-2005, 08:27 AM

LOL

! That Boromir one is funny!

Rosie Gamgee · 09-13-2005, 08:59 PM

Aragorn (swiping sword out and laying it before the palantir): Behold the sword of Elendil!

Sauron: Some elf handing out age-old swords is not the basis for a solid government!

Denethor: Abandon you posts!!! Flee for your lives!
(Gandalf whacks him solidly)
I've been repressed! See that- he's repressing me!

me9996 · 10-27-2005, 12:05 PM

Elrond:All right Mr. Baggens, the ring?
Frodo:I gave it to that skinny guy at the door...
Elrond:What skinny guy? Have you looked at the people here?
Frodo:That guy at the door saying "my preshis!!!"
Elrond:We must get it back!
Legolas:NEVER!!!!
(Shoots an arrow at Elrond)
(Elrond snatchs the arrow out of the air, pulls out a handgun, and shoots legolases legs off)
Elrond:Legolas will now be known as "Legless"
Gimli:Will you guys quit that?!? Thats the 3rd elf this month to get shot!!!
Sam:Kill the elves!!!
Gimli:WHAT?!?
Gandalf(Speaking like a teletuby):RUN AWAY!!!!
(Frodo pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting at Elrond)
(Elrond doges matrix stile)
Aragorn:... and in conclution gondor should have a democricy.
Boramere:I agree.
(Frodo and Elrond contenue to fight like in the matrix)
(Legless pulls his tounge over head(Not only would he not do that, he can't))
Gimli:OH YOU PEOPLE ARE HOPELESS!!!!
(Gimli leaves)

THE
END

Spock · 10-27-2005, 12:20 PM

"Well, as answers go - short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon"
--Sheridan and Kosh

Curubethion · 10-27-2005, 08:55 PM

Oh, man...that was so random and filled with allusions to everything...

me9996 · 10-28-2005, 09:34 AM

Thank you...
__________________
Pippin:THE CAT IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!
Cat:I AM THE CAT!!! ALL WILL FEAR ME!!!
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(Moria)
Gandalf:You shall not pass!!!
Balrog:...
Gandalf:If you strike me down I will become more powerfull-
Balrog:Wrong movie.
Gandalf:What?
Balrog:That's the wrong movie Gandalf.
Gandalf:?
Balrog:You're saying obi-wan Kenobis lines.
Gandalf

h.
Balrog:Wrong movie, wrong triligy, wrong wizard...
Gandalf:Obi-wan isn't a wizard!
Balrog:Isn't that what lukes uncal called him?
Gandalf:Okay, so I got the wrong lines, but you have to admit there are some simalaritys.
Balrog:Okay, but could we just finnish the scean?
Gandalf:Okay...
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Tom bombaldill and Ragast the brown:OFF TO WAR TO GET OUR REVENGE FOR PETER JACKTION LEAVEING US OUT OF HIS MOVIE!!!
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(inn in bree)
(frodo's danceing on the table)
Frodo:Mary had a little lamb... WOOPS!!!
(Slips on someones lunch)
Random guy:Hey that guy fell trough the floor!
(A handfull of sotherners, 7 drwarves, 1001 araibain knights, 12 Paladins, and a partrige in a pear tree leave...)
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How the orcs realy torchered gollem.
Orc1:Talk!
Gollum:NEVER!!! WE NEVER TALKS!!!
Orc1:Tickle him.
Orc2:Gladly

(Orc2 tickles Gollum)
Gollum:HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEHEH EHEHEHEHE...
Orc1:Were is the ring?!?
Gollum:HEHEHE...OKAY!...HAHAHA...WE TALKS!!!
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Pippin:Were is that lembras?
Merry:Right there, you'd loose your head if it wasn't bolted on!
(Pippins head falls off)
Merry:You lost the bolts, didn't you?
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Frodo:you weren't so much difrent from a hobbit once, were you? Smegol?
Gollum:Actuly we was a cat named presish...
Frodo:

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Pippin:HELP!!! THAT CAT WANTS TO KILL ME!!!
Cat:And now, you die...

(The cat shoots lighting out of it's pawtips at Pippin)
(Note:The cats line is from star wars, one of the emperors lines)
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Well thats everything for now exept...
(Flameing hobbit on moterised barstool goes by)
Yes, that's it...

trolls' bane · 10-29-2005, 02:19 AM

Illuvatar: Aule, you did WHAT!?
Aule: I created dwarves...

Illuvatar: How dare you!?!?
*Illuvatar snaps his fingers and Aule catches on fire and just falls*

Sauron: Dees crazy westerners. Wen will day learn that they ain't neva goin' to gone destroy my ring?
Orc 1: You are such a redneck.
Sauron: What?
Orc 2: A redneck.
Sauron: Stop being so mean!
Nazgul: And DAMN! Your breath smells worse than sulfur.
Orc 2: His breath is sulfur.
Nazgul: Oh.
Orc 1: ...
Sauron: You people are so rude!
Orc 1: You are so ugly!
Nazgul: And you stink!
Sauron: All right, you already said that.
Nazgul: I did? Did I?

Sauron: What, you forgot already?
Nazgul: Forgot what? My memory is so bad...
Orc 3: How bad is it?
Nazgul: Yeah, how bad is it? Who are we asking anyway?
Orcs 1, 2, 3 and Sauron: We're asking you!
Nazgul: Who's this "You"? Never heard of anyone named "You."
Law and Order's Lenny Brisco: Nazgul, you are under arrest for the murder of Kind Theoden. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attourney...
Orc 1: What the F*** is going on here?
Cole from Charmed: You'll have to guess. *waves his hand and Orc 1 starts burning and falls through the ground*
Nazgul: Woah, dude, you just burned that guy! Dude, you're awesome!
Cole: You are next.
Nazgul: Help! Detective Brisco, help!
Law and Order's ADA Jack McCoy: You should have taken the deal while you had the chance.
Judge: On the order of the enditement on the account of the murder of Theoden in the first degree, how does the jury find?
Jury: Guilty *the get up and start closing in on the Nazgul*
Nazgul: Woah, watch it! Somebody help!
*Siegfried, from the Ring Cycle, who is laying on a bed dead, raises his hand menacingly.*
Nazgul: No!
Caesar (from Planet of the Apes): You killed my son...
Nazgul: No! NOOO!
George Carlin: Here's another person who aught to be strapped into a chair and beaten with hammers.
Nazgul: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mitch Hedberg: I always wanted to have a breifcase handcuffed to my wrist...*laughs goofily*
Nazgul: Huh?
*The jury, Carlin, and Cole close in on Nazgul. Mitch Hedberg begins beating up the Nazgul with his briefcase*

Grey_Wolf · 10-29-2005, 03:22 AM

*Gandalf on seeing the Balrog in the flames beyond the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm*

"Holy Mackerel! Will ya look at that Big Cahoona!"

Spock · 10-29-2005, 03:33 AM

lol, I'd add a Frank Barone quote: "Holy Crap".

Grey_Wolf · 10-29-2005, 09:36 AM

*Coming from Aragorn and Boromir then I guess*

Boromir's fight with the orcs in the forest.

'Come on, you yellow-bellied muckrakes, get up close and personal and can that long-distance flaming archery crap, will ye?"

trolls' bane · 10-29-2005, 08:54 PM

Sauron: What up dog?
Nazgul 1: Nothin', foo!
Nazgul 2: Hey, homie!
Nazgul 3: Yo!
Orc: Wazzup?
Sauron: I just got this neat ring, you wanna use it? It's what all the cool bad guys are doin', gangsta!
Nazgul 1,2,3 and Orc: That's ghetto!

Lotesse · 10-29-2005, 09:46 PM

09-03-2005, 03:56 PM	#701
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Lol :d . __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-03-2005, 09:00 PM	#703
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Beginning of TTT: Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Nothing. Just a dream. Sam: You should really cut back on the caffeine, Mr. Frodo. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-04-2005, 07:57 AM	#705
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	‘What did Bilbo tell you about the Ring, Frodo?’ said Gandalf. ‘Oh, not what he told the dwarves and put in his book,’ said Frodo. ‘He told me the true story soon after I came to live here. He said you had pestered him till he told you, that he had found the Ring ... in his box of cereal.’ __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

09-04-2005, 08:07 PM	#706
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	(Paths of the Dead) Aragorn: "Bring out your dead!" King of the Dead: "Wait! I'm not dead yet!" __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-04-2005, 09:03 PM	#707
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	huzzah for python! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-12-2005, 04:26 AM	#708
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	legolas: "can we have a rest pleaeaease, I'm a little tired from running all the time" boromir upon seeing the ring:...steps closer to identify the object...closer even to make sure it's the REAL deal....suddenly he yells: "YOINK" and dissapears into thin air

09-12-2005, 08:27 AM	#709
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL ! That Boromir one is funny! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-13-2005, 08:59 PM	#710
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Aragorn (swiping sword out and laying it before the palantir): Behold the sword of Elendil! Sauron: Some elf handing out age-old swords is not the basis for a solid government! Denethor: Abandon you posts!!! Flee for your lives! (Gandalf whacks him solidly) I've been repressed! See that- he's repressing me! __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

10-27-2005, 12:20 PM	#712
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	"Well, as answers go - short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon" --Sheridan and Kosh

10-27-2005, 08:55 PM	#713
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Oh, man...that was so random and filled with allusions to everything... __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-29-2005, 02:19 AM	#715
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Illuvatar: Aule, you did WHAT!? Aule: I created dwarves... Illuvatar: How dare you!?!? Illuvatar snaps his fingers and Aule catches on fire and just falls Sauron: Dees crazy westerners. Wen will day learn that they ain't neva goin' to gone destroy my ring? Orc 1: You are such a redneck. Sauron: What? Orc 2: A redneck. Sauron: Stop being so mean! Nazgul: And DAMN! Your breath smells worse than sulfur. Orc 2: His breath is sulfur. Nazgul: Oh. Orc 1: ... Sauron: You people are so rude! Orc 1: You are so ugly! Nazgul: And you stink! Sauron: All right, you already said that. Nazgul: I did? Did I? Sauron: What, you forgot already? Nazgul: Forgot what? My memory is so bad... Orc 3: How bad is it? Nazgul: Yeah, how bad is it? Who are we asking anyway? Orcs 1, 2, 3 and Sauron: We're asking you! Nazgul: Who's this "You"? Never heard of anyone named "You." Law and Order's Lenny Brisco: Nazgul, you are under arrest for the murder of Kind Theoden. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attourney... Orc 1: What the F*** is going on here? Cole from Charmed: You'll have to guess. waves his hand and Orc 1 starts burning and falls through the ground Nazgul: Woah, dude, you just burned that guy! Dude, you're awesome! Cole: You are next. Nazgul: Help! Detective Brisco, help! Law and Order's ADA Jack McCoy: You should have taken the deal while you had the chance. Judge: On the order of the enditement on the account of the murder of Theoden in the first degree, how does the jury find? Jury: Guilty the get up and start closing in on the Nazgul Nazgul: Woah, watch it! Somebody help! Siegfried, from the Ring Cycle, who is laying on a bed dead, raises his hand menacingly. Nazgul: No! Caesar (from Planet of the Apes): You killed my son... Nazgul: No! NOOO! George Carlin: Here's another person who aught to be strapped into a chair and beaten with hammers. Nazgul: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Mitch Hedberg: I always wanted to have a breifcase handcuffed to my wrist...laughs goofily Nazgul: Huh? The jury, Carlin, and Cole close in on Nazgul. Mitch Hedberg begins beating up the Nazgul with his briefcase __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-29-2005, 03:22 AM	#716
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandalf on seeing the Balrog in the flames beyond the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm "Holy Mackerel! Will ya look at that Big Cahoona!"

10-29-2005, 03:33 AM	#717
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	lol, I'd add a Frank Barone quote: "Holy Crap". __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

10-29-2005, 09:36 AM	#718
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Coming from Aragorn and Boromir then I guess Boromir's fight with the orcs in the forest. 'Come on, you yellow-bellied muckrakes, get up close and personal and can that long-distance flaming archery crap, will ye?" Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-29-2005 at 09:45 AM.

10-29-2005, 08:54 PM	#719
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Sauron: What up dog? Nazgul 1: Nothin', foo! Nazgul 2: Hey, homie! Nazgul 3: Yo! Orc: Wazzup? Sauron: I just got this neat ring, you wanna use it? It's what all the cool bad guys are doin', gangsta! Nazgul 1,2,3 and Orc: That's ghetto! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-29-2005, 09:46 PM	#720
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	__________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe