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08-04-2005, 09:32 AM
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The Original Corruptor
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Faramir: "Yeah, mister. Only ten dorrah." |
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08-04-2005, 12:32 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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Time for some more long posts!
__________________ Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin:We're of to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Isenguard! __________________ Pippin:I'M A CAT!!! __________________ Gandalf:ORTHANC GO BOOM!!! __________________ Elrond:Hello Mr. Baggins. Merry:I'm not Mr. Baggins, he's my cuzian (I can't spell!) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm an intelagent shade of blue! (Hitchhikers guide to the galexy  )__________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a cat! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a figment of J.R.R. Tolkens imagenation! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a spelling error! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Then what are you? Eowen:A girl. Witch king:Tecnacly that counts as part of the race of man. Eowen:Oh. (Merry stabs the witch king) Witch king:However he's a hobbit... __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm the library of congress! __________________ I'm on a roll! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Then what are you? Eowen:Guess. __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a toaster! Witch king:  __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm... Witch king:What are you? Eowen:I forget! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a hobbit! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a (wrighters block) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a horse! Witch king:No you're crazy. (Eowen sticks the witch king with her sword) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:I knew that. Eowen:You did? Witch king:No, not realy. Eowen:Oh. __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! But I forget what my line is! Witch king:Sad... Eowen:Oh, that's it? I'm no man! I'm sad! __________________ Eowen:I'm no mad! Oh, got the line wrong. __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a mouse! __________________ To be contenued...
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Thread killer  Ring smith  Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? Last edited by me9996 : 08-11-2005 at 08:14 AM. Reason: Merry/Pippin mix up |
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08-08-2005, 05:01 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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A contenueation...
__________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm a dictionary! Witch king:What is the meaning of the word... __________________ I'm going to contenue this still, but later.
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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08-10-2005, 09:00 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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Still contenueing:
__________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm the entire army of Gondor! Witch king:Then who were all those other guys? Eowen:... __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:That much is clear. Eowen:It is? Witch king:You hindered me. Eowen:Oh, __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! I'm snow white! (7 dwarves run up and carry Eowen off) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Right  __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Then what are you? Remember, I only see shadows... __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Over here... __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Let me guess, you're a Lady? Eowen:Yup! Witch king:That counts as part of the race of man. Eowen:Oh, Witch king:But not to the point that you can't hinder me. Eowen:That explains how I've gotten this far... Witch king:So enless there's a hobbit or elf or dwarf sneeking up on me... (Gets stuck by hobbit) Witch king:OW! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:Hey, Theoden! Theoden:Eh? Witch king: Did you let her here? Theoden:Eowen?!? What are you doing here?!? __________________ Eowen:I'm no... Witch king:What? Eowen:I forgot my lines, AGAIN!!! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:I think we've estaplished that. __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! (Witch king disapears right then and there) __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king:...zzz... Eowen:Hey wake up! __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! (Stabs witch king) Witch king(Muffled):You do know that's not going to work? __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Hey were'd you go? Witch king:Not telling, you'll just make me act out the rest of the seene! __________________ I think that's it for now, sorry to any Eowen fans but this is a line that is very easy to make fun of, and sorry if I have offended anyone.
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? Last edited by me9996 : 08-11-2005 at 08:07 AM. |
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08-10-2005, 10:31 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Elrond:Hello Mr. Baggens.
Frodo:Hello? __________________ Elrond:Hello Mr. Baggens. Frodo:The name is Frodo! (Matrix stile fighting) __________________ Cat:Hello Pippin! Pippin:AAAAAAAA!!! __________________ Random Gondorain:Hobbits stink! Random Orc:No they don't! __________________ Elrond:I'M A CAT!!! I'M A CAT!!!
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My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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08-10-2005, 10:28 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,138
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Any hobbit: They are now doing what we call the five S's: See, swirl, sniff, sip and spit.  Sorry, that's the best I can do for now. 
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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08-11-2005, 08:05 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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Sorry about the Merry/Pippin confution, I haven't read ROTK lately
Edit:I changed that now...
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? Last edited by me9996 : 08-11-2005 at 08:15 AM. Reason: Addition |
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08-11-2005, 09:01 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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A few more jokes:
__________________ Gandalf:Who's that cat who keeps beating up Pippin? Denathor:The royal cat, from the same line as those who foght allongside Isildor! Gandalf:There were cats in that war? Denathor:He got the cats angered, and you saw how that cat foght! (Later) Cat:Here's a present! (hands Pippin a hairball) Pippin:So this meens we're friends? Cat:Well.... (Hairball explodes) __________________ Gandalf:You cannot pass! Balrog:Yes I can! Gandalf:Okay, go ahead, but give us a head start! (They all run) __________________ Gandalf:You cannot pass! Balrog:EEK!!! Orc:What are you doing? Balrog:I'm scared of the wizard! Orc:So what? Balrog:And I'm scared of hights! Orc: Balrog:And sticks. Orc:YOU'RE SCARED OF STICKS?!? (Balrog nods) Orc:you're hopeless. __________________ (This is on the ishue of my resent title change, and I'm in it!) Orc:So now your title is "Ring-smith" eh? me9996:Yes. Orc:So now I can beat you up? me9996:No. Orc:Why? me9996:Rings of power are very powerful! Orc:Ha! me9996:Fine, if you don't beleave me... (Puts on a ring carved with scribles) Orc: me9996:This is a ring of shape shifting, a very powerful one! Orc:Ha! (me9996 turns into a big grayish dragon) Orc:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (me9996 turns back) me9996:Now do you beleave me? Orc:uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh... __________________ Souron:Eye am in charge! Orc:It's spelled "I" Souron:YOU INSULT THE GREAT I?!? Orc:Now that is spelled "EYE" Souron:You will now face my rath! (Takes out a herring) Orc:What are you doing with a fish? Souron:Slaping you silly!!! (Souron slaps the orc silly) __________________ Orc:...uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,u h,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,... me9996:Come on it wasn't that scarey! __________________ Time to go.
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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08-11-2005, 05:51 PM
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Friendly Neigborhood Sith Lord
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: USA
Posts: 2,080
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legolas:the uruks head north east
aragorn whispers to gimli:you tell him this time gimli:aye, if you say so, leggy dude the uruks are going southwest and you're facing the wrong direction legolas:I know that but notheast sounds cooler and i need the wind in my face so that i can keep my hair looking good gimli:how many times have I told you you are using the wrong hair gel if you were like me you would never have that problem, and besides that the chicks dig my deoderant man you saw what a hit i was with galadriel legolas: you may have a point there but i don't go for older women like that gimli: ya should'nt be so picky lad aragorn: would you 2 shut up and lets get going were about to get run over by a bunch of horses ahhhhhhh!!(runs off) Legolas: but I can't run like that i'll mess up my hair(jumps up into eomers lap only to get slapped upside the head
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08-11-2005, 10:27 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Back with the orc and I (snicker)
Orc:...uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh... me9996:It wasn't that scarey... Orc:Yes it was! me9996:And now you can talk! Orc:Grrrr... (Matrix stile combat ending with the orc landing in two peaces and me just landing)
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08-12-2005, 04:27 PM
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Friendly Neigborhood Sith Lord
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: USA
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Gimli riding behind a new zealand lady rohirrim with a beard
gimli: what did i tell you leggy you should be using lonely mountain hair gel and deoderant and you'd be a chick magnet like me legolas: but that chick has a beard manlier than aragorns gimli: don't be picky boy! Aragorn to eomer:I am aragorn son of arathorn this is gimli the dwarf and legolas of the acutely narccisistic woodland realm of elves Eomer with a texas drawl: wal pardner I might let ya'll borrow a hoss jus so long as ya keep yore dwarf away from my lady friends in the future Aragorn:thats your girl friend shes... eomer draws sword and stands there Legolas: pretty sword can i borrow it to check my hair real quick cause I think you messed up my hair when you slapped me Eomer slaps him on the other side of his head: there now ya'll match
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08-13-2005, 10:18 AM
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Enting
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TITANIC!
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Saruman: I Want To Be Your Friend, Grima!
Every body who exists:
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08-13-2005, 12:50 PM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
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08-14-2005, 07:04 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Treebeard: hurry hurry hobbits!!
Lets RUN!!!!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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08-14-2005, 08:04 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 6,150
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Pippin: 'You know, Merry, I have absolutely no appetite. That salted pork looks disgusting."
Merry: "Yeah, I know what you mean. Think I'm gonna go on a diet, anyway - and I want to quit smoking." Pippin: "I'm with ya, buddy! Smoking is so passe..."
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Few people have the imagination for reality.
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08-14-2005, 10:18 PM
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Salt Miner
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: gone to Far Harad
Posts: 987
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Pippin subsided; but Sam was not daunted, and he still eyed Strider dubiously. ‘How do we know you are the Strider that Gandalf speaks about?’ he demanded. ‘You never mentioned Gandalf, till this letter came out. You might be a play-acting spy, for all I can see, trying to get us to go with you. You might have done in the real Strider and took his clothes. What have you to say to that?’
‘That you are being an aggravating little twerp and paying no attention to what’s going on,’ answered Strider… |
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08-20-2005, 10:16 PM
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Friendly Neigborhood Sith Lord
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: USA
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Gimli to aragorn: so why does the blonde jump over the chain link fence
Aragorn: don't know, don't care Gimli: to see what was on the other side HO HO HO aragorn: ha ha ah ho ha hee hoo hoo ha ho ha ha legolas: I don't get it, tell me the funny part again Gimli: why did the blonde... Legolas: I still don't get it Sam: your hopeless
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08-27-2005, 03:43 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 101
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frodo: SAM, stop hitting Gollum...I LOVE HIM
sam: but, but...I thought you loved ME? why else did I follow you to the end of the world? or another one sam:I think I need some exercise. |
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09-01-2005, 08:16 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TITANIC!
Posts: 64
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Bilbo: Can I give the Arkenstone to Bard and Thranduil?
Thorin: Sure, go ahead! Dwarves:
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09-02-2005, 09:44 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College!
Posts: 1,976
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Frodo: Mr. Dark Lord, I've come to Mordor to infiltrate your military structure, destroy your One Ring, and cause the total collapse of your mighty empire.
Sauron: Well, then, come on in! 
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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