The Teacup Cafe - Page 35

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-05-2005, 07:23 PM

yeh i ment cricket, too hard to type

and dance is about as sporty as i get

**Nurvingiel** · 04-05-2005, 07:27 PM

Hehe. Dance is cool. I think excercise is really important. Everyone has their "inner excercise" - at least one physical activity they could enjoy.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-05-2005, 07:31 PM

i wish i could still dance but my back is too bad for that still

hence the overweightedness

Katt_knome_hobbit · 04-06-2005, 02:14 AM

Have you ever played Ultamate Croquet? it's played in a yard that has two levels and a sheer cliff surrounding the lower level and a five foot nearly vertical slope separating the two levels and three foot high grass growing on the slope...

i miss croquet.

Aragorn · 04-07-2005, 06:33 AM

I haven't had the pleasure of playing Ultimate Croquet but I have played full contact ping-pong. I tell ya, thats a man's game right there.

MrBishop · 04-07-2005, 10:27 AM

Cross-country full-contact golf!

Musical Electric-chairs.
Blind-man 'use the force' Darts
Nail-gun Billiards
Water-Rugby
Skydiving Twister

Anyone up for a game?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-07-2005, 10:30 AM

oo! nail-gun billiards sounds fun!

how bout a luvverly game o' throwing knives at people?
i got plenty of knives

EarthBound · 04-07-2005, 11:04 AM

Ah, living up to your name, Chrys, you murdering rogue

, for atonement, you need to make and serve cookies and milk to everyone here at the cafe today...I'd like some walnut/chocolate-chip cookies....immediately

*Thwack!!!!*

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-07-2005, 11:07 AM

here are some lovely cyanide flavoured biscuits, *whistles innocently*

mwahahahaha

EarthBound · 04-07-2005, 11:41 AM

Hmmm, I see we need PROTECTION here at the cafe...not the first time, and certainly won't be last....where's Nurv's pet mini-balrog when you need it...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-07-2005, 11:43 AM

mr bagging is...temporarily unavailable

EarthBound · 04-07-2005, 11:43 AM

To quote myself,

Spring has Sprung
like Mint on a Tongue

pathetic, eh?

me9996 · 04-07-2005, 11:48 AM

OH NO!!! (Were's my staff?)

**Nurvingiel** · 04-07-2005, 05:44 PM

Behind the couch cushions?

Quote:

Originally Posted by EarthBound

To quote myself,

Spring has Sprung
like Mint on a Tongue

pathetic, eh?

Better than "Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where, the flowers is."

That's just nowhere near as cool as "All your base is belong to us."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

mr bagging is...temporarily unavailable

Hey! Do not make me come over there with my Café Owner's Wooden Spoon of Wrath!

Release the mini!!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-07-2005, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Hey! Do not make me come over there with my Café Owner's Wooden Spoon of Wrath!

Release the mini!!

here are my terms for the safe release of your cat

1. all tables and chairs to be placed on the ceiling
2. no frogs allowed, except on days that end in a 'Y'
3. I get a huuuuge carob bar, and rapturous applause, just for being me
4. everyday
5. cos i deserve it
6. where was i?
7. ooh look, a shiny spoon
8. isn't it shiny?
9. erm, what was i saying
10. hehehe look at that squirrel, run squirrel, run!!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-07-2005, 06:43 PM

whilst i am waiting, i will have a cup of coffee, and a can of gandalf flavoured balrog food for the little guy in the box

me9996 · 04-07-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Behind the couch cushions?

Oh, there's my staff

EarthBound · 04-08-2005, 06:19 AM

*mini-oliphant runs through cafe knocking over recently built carob bar*

oops, sorry, yeah, that happens sometimes...messy beast, but he's all mine...sigh

jerseydevil · 04-08-2005, 06:44 AM

Just to let people know- in particular Nurv - that the Dragon video is available in the Entertainment forum. I still think the thread doesn't belong there though.

Damn - I'm starting to sound like Jonathan.

**Nurvingiel** · 04-08-2005, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseydevil

Just to let people know- in particular Nurv - that the Dragon video is available in the Entertainment forum. I still think the thread doesn't belong there though.

Damn - I'm starting to sound like Jonathan.

Yay!! I'll download it when I get home. I should go now and eat some lunch. Two apples, a large cup of strong coffee, and a Mars bar does not a good breakfast make.

04-06-2005, 02:14 AM	#684
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Have you ever played Ultamate Croquet? it's played in a yard that has two levels and a sheer cliff surrounding the lower level and a five foot nearly vertical slope separating the two levels and three foot high grass growing on the slope... i miss croquet. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

04-07-2005, 10:27 AM	#686
MrBishop Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 118	Cross-country full-contact golf! Musical Electric-chairs. Blind-man 'use the force' Darts Nail-gun Billiards Water-Rugby Skydiving Twister Anyone up for a game? __________________ RPG gamers talk and podcast Chucky and Larry Blog

04-07-2005, 11:04 AM	#688
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	Ah, living up to your name, Chrys, you murdering rogue , for atonement, you need to make and serve cookies and milk to everyone here at the cafe today...I'd like some walnut/chocolate-chip cookies....immediately Thwack!!!! __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

04-07-2005, 11:41 AM	#690
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	Hmmm, I see we need PROTECTION here at the cafe...not the first time, and certainly won't be last....where's Nurv's pet mini-balrog when you need it... __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

04-07-2005, 11:43 AM	#692
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	To quote myself, Spring has Sprung like Mint on a Tongue pathetic, eh? __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

04-05-2005, 07:23 PM	#681
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	yeh i ment cricket, too hard to type and dance is about as sporty as i get

04-05-2005, 07:31 PM	#683
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i wish i could still dance but my back is too bad for that still hence the overweightedness

04-07-2005, 06:33 AM	#685
Aragorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere but where I should be. Posts: 369	I haven't had the pleasure of playing Ultimate Croquet but I have played full contact ping-pong. I tell ya, thats a man's game right there.

04-07-2005, 10:30 AM	#687
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	oo! nail-gun billiards sounds fun! how bout a luvverly game o' throwing knives at people? i got plenty of knives

04-07-2005, 11:07 AM	#689
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	here are some lovely cyanide flavoured biscuits, whistles innocently mwahahahaha

04-07-2005, 11:43 AM	#691
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	mr bagging is...temporarily unavailable

04-07-2005, 06:43 PM	#696
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	whilst i am waiting, i will have a cup of coffee, and a can of gandalf flavoured balrog food for the little guy in the box

04-08-2005, 06:19 AM	#698
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	mini-oliphant runs through cafe knocking over recently built carob bar oops, sorry, yeah, that happens sometimes...messy beast, but he's all mine...sigh __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

04-08-2005, 06:44 AM	#699
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Just to let people know- in particular Nurv - that the Dragon video is available in the Entertainment forum. I still think the thread doesn't belong there though. Damn - I'm starting to sound like Jonathan. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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