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Lizra · 06-10-2002, 12:53 AM

party was over

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 12:55 AM

Elrond was disgusted so he summoned Haldir to Rivendell. So girlish did Haldir talk that Elrond finally slapped him good. He then proceeded to kick his butt. Satisfied, Elrond then continued and began to stand on the stage singing "I will survive." They started throwing rotten tomatoes and chicken feathers at him. He scowled and kicked the can that was made of mitrhil intot he audience. It hit Celebrian and and fell down his cloak, where everyone started cheering. They had invented nice, shiny new mitrhil madallions. "Funky indeed,"said Aragorn. Arwen then started crying loudly because she was smitten by, ofcourse, the Elvish beat's long, pointy sticks stolen from Morris-dancer's. Elrond rushed up and screamed "Daughter, what woe hath come upon this starry winter eve? Cursed be Sam's wit and charm. He hath wooed my beloved daughter! Aragorn will not take this lightly." "Is this inscest," he remarkedquietly. Elvish voices then echoed into the hall of fire and out into Saruman's big ears were in the way. Then from nowhere a huge orc came to the ballroom uninvited and began to waltz like a stinky demon with two cave trolls who were hideous. Everyone was horrified at the sight of such evil filth. Undaunted, the beasts stomped and grunted near Elrond, that really annoyed him. So, Elrond decided to kill them using a large spear. He quickly skewered all three of those dogs. The smell was vile, pungent and cleared the room! People were running to and fro screaming "Phewwww!!!" and holding their noses. Then, without warning hungover Gandalf appeared and puked all over the trolls. At this, the party was over

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 12:56 AM

and the guests

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 12:57 AM

, (DP)

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:00 AM

deleted

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:06 AM

and the guests..........Left, nauseated but

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:09 AM

satisfied nonetheless. On

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:12 AM

another note, Gimli

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:14 AM

rode home with

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:16 AM

Galadriel, quite excited

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:18 AM

,he giggled furiously.

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:21 AM

and she smirked

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:23 AM

at the dwarf.

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:29 AM

"Touch my hair"

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:32 AM

whispered Galadriel hopefully

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:38 AM

"with your beard"

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:40 AM

. Overjoyed, Gimli then

Lizra · 06-10-2002, 01:43 AM

obeyed her command.

Tar-Elendil · 06-10-2002, 01:46 AM

Then Celeborn showed

Mirahzi · 06-10-2002, 01:47 AM

up and began

06-10-2002, 12:53 AM	#681
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	party was over __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 12:55 AM	#682
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Elrond was disgusted so he summoned Haldir to Rivendell. So girlish did Haldir talk that Elrond finally slapped him good. He then proceeded to kick his butt. Satisfied, Elrond then continued and began to stand on the stage singing "I will survive." They started throwing rotten tomatoes and chicken feathers at him. He scowled and kicked the can that was made of mitrhil intot he audience. It hit Celebrian and and fell down his cloak, where everyone started cheering. They had invented nice, shiny new mitrhil madallions. "Funky indeed,"said Aragorn. Arwen then started crying loudly because she was smitten by, ofcourse, the Elvish beat's long, pointy sticks stolen from Morris-dancer's. Elrond rushed up and screamed "Daughter, what woe hath come upon this starry winter eve? Cursed be Sam's wit and charm. He hath wooed my beloved daughter! Aragorn will not take this lightly." "Is this inscest," he remarkedquietly. Elvish voices then echoed into the hall of fire and out into Saruman's big ears were in the way. Then from nowhere a huge orc came to the ballroom uninvited and began to waltz like a stinky demon with two cave trolls who were hideous. Everyone was horrified at the sight of such evil filth. Undaunted, the beasts stomped and grunted near Elrond, that really annoyed him. So, Elrond decided to kill them using a large spear. He quickly skewered all three of those dogs. The smell was vile, pungent and cleared the room! People were running to and fro screaming "Phewwww!!!" and holding their noses. Then, without warning hungover Gandalf appeared and puked all over the trolls. At this, the party was over __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 12:56 AM	#683
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	and the guests __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 12:57 AM	#684
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	, (DP) __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-10-2002 at 01:05 AM.

06-10-2002, 01:00 AM	#685
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	deleted __________________ Why can we not be sober.. Last edited by Tar-Elendil : 06-10-2002 at 01:15 AM.

06-10-2002, 01:06 AM	#686
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	and the guests..........Left, nauseated but __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:09 AM	#687
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	satisfied nonetheless. On __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:12 AM	#688
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	another note, Gimli __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:14 AM	#689
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	rode home with __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:16 AM	#690
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Galadriel, quite excited __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:18 AM	#691
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	,he giggled furiously. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:21 AM	#692
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	and she smirked __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:23 AM	#693
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	at the dwarf. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:29 AM	#694
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	"Touch my hair" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:32 AM	#695
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	whispered Galadriel hopefully __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:38 AM	#696
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	"with your beard" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:40 AM	#697
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	. Overjoyed, Gimli then __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:43 AM	#698
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	obeyed her command. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-10-2002, 01:46 AM	#699
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Then Celeborn showed __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-10-2002, 01:47 AM	#700
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	up and began __________________ "For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor

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