The Teacup Cafe X - Page 35

Spock · 04-22-2006, 05:22 PM

...enjoys a chocolate donut and coffee while awaiting the first blonde MOOTER beating Grey_Wolf to a pulp for that joke

Grey_Wolf · 04-22-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Huh?

I don't get it...

In Sweden we have special lorries which spread sand on the roads so that cars have accidents during Winter.

BeardofPants · 04-22-2006, 06:05 PM

Thain must be blonde.

I got that.
*smacks GW over the head anyway

Grey_Wolf · 04-22-2006, 06:17 PM

*ouch*

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-22-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

In Sweden we have special lorries which spread sand on the roads so that cars have accidents during Winter.

I'm guessing this should read, 'so that cars DON'T have accidents during Winter'? Or are they hired by the automobile mechanics?

The last sane person · 04-22-2006, 09:19 PM

Or rather bored Emergency Room staff....

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 04-22-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

Thain must be blonde.

Actually, she's more goldish-brown, with little hints of red.

I get it now!
I know more than enough blond jokes. Then there's this, which I heard on the news:
In some country in Europe (in Belgium, maybe, I'm not sure), a bunch of blonds protested at the "city hall" against blond jokes. Turns out, they were protesting in front of a mural of the city hall!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-22-2006, 10:23 PM

Ha ha. That's funny

. I love blonde jokes. My fav is:

How do you kill a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 04-22-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Ha ha. That's funny

. I love blonde jokes. My fav is:

How do you kill a blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

I've heard that one, too.

A blond walks into an appliance store and asks an employee, "Can I buy this TV?"
"No," he replies. "We don't sell to blonds."
The blond goes home, dyes her hair brown, and returns the next day. "Can I buy this TV?" she asks the same employee again.
"No," says the employee. "We don't sell to blonds."
The blond goes home, frustrate. She dyes her hair red, and once more returns the store. "Can I buy this TV?" she asks.
"No," he responds. "We don't sell to blonds."
The blond, desperate to buy the TV, goes home and shaves her head. She returns again. "Can I buy this TV?" she nearly pleads.
"No," he responds. "We don't sell to blonds."
"How did you know I was a blond all these times?"
He points to the appliance the blond wanted to buy. "That's a microwave."

klatukatt · 04-23-2006, 01:05 AM

Heh, that's funny. I know so many blond jokes.

How does a blond light up after sex?

Opens the car door.

so here I am in my underwear waiting for my laundry to get done.

I wanna go watch a silly Canadian Horror film, but Fantasia 2000 is being shown right now.

urg. creativity sucks the life outta me

Grey_Wolf · 04-23-2006, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

I'm guessing this should read, 'so that cars DON'T have accidents during Winter'? Or are they hired by the automobile mechanics?

indeed! dropping words is my worst posting malady.

***Earniel*** · 04-23-2006, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

In some country in Europe (in Belgium, maybe, I'm not sure), a bunch of blonds protested at the "city hall" against blond jokes. Turns out, they were protesting in front of a mural of the city hall!

I'm thinking it may be an urban legend. Still funny though.

The last sane person · 04-23-2006, 02:33 PM

Probably, but still funny to think about. Gah, huge party. Wiped out. Must. Have. Hangover cure.

littleadanel · 04-23-2006, 03:54 PM

And what kind of cure would you prefer? (Apart from the occasional sips of water you're trying hard to keep down, and at the same time trying to lie motionless with eyes closed to prevent your head from splitting... Or is it not that bad? I hope not.)

Anyway. Choose something, it's here.

Acalewia · 04-23-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercutio

That's a hilarious site Lady M. Have you seen the similar one with bunnies instead? They did all kinds of tests: boiling, exploding, liquid nitrogen, microwave, dynamite, torch, pellet gun, etc.

EDIT: In case this were misconstrued, I was referring to the marshmallow breed of rabbits.

I didn't know you'd read The Big Book of Bunny Suicide. I'm serious! There really is a book about rabbits commiting suicide.

Acalewia · 04-23-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Hey, muddin is fun as hell. You wear your muddy truck like a badge. It shows where your truck can go and where others can't. 'To bodly go where no truck has gone before' so to speak.

I'm not the only one who lives in Hicktown!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-23-2006, 07:56 PM

Nope. I live smack dab in the middle of it. I actually know the mayor. We play horseshoes every Sat. and his wife makes the best pumpkin pie.

Acalewia · 04-23-2006, 08:20 PM

Have you heard "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean? I think that song was written about my town.

klatukatt · 04-24-2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Nope. I live smack dab in the middle of it. I actually know the mayor. We play horseshoes every Sat. and his wife makes the best pumpkin pie.

heh.

Hey, I know the mayor of a fairly prosperous subub. Oh, you probably never heard of it. Issaquah. It's where Microsoft and Costco come from.

Anyway, we FISH Guide together. It's fun.

GAH! I hate allergies. My nose hurts SOOO MUCH!

sun-star · 04-24-2006, 07:57 AM

Hmm, my 2000th post! Not much compared to some people, but it took me over four years to get here, so I guess I'd better celebrate. Where's the champagne? (never mind that's it's only midday)

04-22-2006, 05:22 PM	#681
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...enjoys a chocolate donut and coffee while awaiting the first blonde MOOTER beating Grey_Wolf to a pulp for that joke __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-22-2006, 06:05 PM	#683
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Thain must be blonde. I got that. *smacks GW over the head anyway __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-22-2006, 09:19 PM	#686
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Or rather bored Emergency Room staff.... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-23-2006, 02:33 PM	#693
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Probably, but still funny to think about. Gah, huge party. Wiped out. Must. Have. Hangover cure. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-23-2006, 03:54 PM	#694
littleadanel of the House of Bëor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	And what kind of cure would you prefer? (Apart from the occasional sips of water you're trying hard to keep down, and at the same time trying to lie motionless with eyes closed to prevent your head from splitting... Or is it not that bad? I hope not.) Anyway. Choose something, it's here. __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days

04-22-2006, 06:17 PM	#684
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	ouch

04-23-2006, 07:56 PM	#697
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Nope. I live smack dab in the middle of it. I actually know the mayor. We play horseshoes every Sat. and his wife makes the best pumpkin pie. __________________ Do you hear that?

04-23-2006, 08:20 PM	#698
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Have you heard "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean? I think that song was written about my town. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

04-24-2006, 07:57 AM	#700
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Hmm, my 2000th post! Not much compared to some people, but it took me over four years to get here, so I guess I'd better celebrate. Where's the champagne? (never mind that's it's only midday)

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