04-22-2006, 05:22 PM | #681 |
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...enjoys a chocolate donut and coffee while awaiting the first blonde MOOTER beating Grey_Wolf to a pulp for that joke
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04-22-2006, 05:54 PM | #682 | |
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04-22-2006, 06:05 PM | #683 |
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Thain must be blonde. I got that.
*smacks GW over the head anyway
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04-22-2006, 06:17 PM | #684 |
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04-22-2006, 06:36 PM | #685 | |
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04-22-2006, 09:19 PM | #686 |
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Or rather bored Emergency Room staff....
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04-22-2006, 10:03 PM | #687 | |
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I get it now! I know more than enough blond jokes. Then there's this, which I heard on the news: In some country in Europe (in Belgium, maybe, I'm not sure), a bunch of blonds protested at the "city hall" against blond jokes. Turns out, they were protesting in front of a mural of the city hall!
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04-22-2006, 10:23 PM | #688 | |
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Ha ha. That's funny . I love blonde jokes. My fav is:
How do you kill a blonde?
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A blond walks into an appliance store and asks an employee, "Can I buy this TV?" "No," he replies. "We don't sell to blonds." The blond goes home, dyes her hair brown, and returns the next day. "Can I buy this TV?" she asks the same employee again. "No," says the employee. "We don't sell to blonds." The blond goes home, frustrate. She dyes her hair red, and once more returns the store. "Can I buy this TV?" she asks. "No," he responds. "We don't sell to blonds." The blond, desperate to buy the TV, goes home and shaves her head. She returns again. "Can I buy this TV?" she nearly pleads. "No," he responds. "We don't sell to blonds." "How did you know I was a blond all these times?" He points to the appliance the blond wanted to buy. "That's a microwave."
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04-23-2006, 01:05 AM | #690 | |
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Heh, that's funny. I know so many blond jokes.
How does a blond light up after sex?
so here I am in my underwear waiting for my laundry to get done. I wanna go watch a silly Canadian Horror film, but Fantasia 2000 is being shown right now. urg. creativity sucks the life outta me |
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04-23-2006, 02:27 AM | #691 | |
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04-23-2006, 07:37 AM | #692 | |
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04-23-2006, 02:33 PM | #693 |
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Probably, but still funny to think about. Gah, huge party. Wiped out. Must. Have. Hangover cure.
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04-23-2006, 03:54 PM | #694 |
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And what kind of cure would you prefer? (Apart from the occasional sips of water you're trying hard to keep down, and at the same time trying to lie motionless with eyes closed to prevent your head from splitting... Or is it not that bad? I hope not.)
Anyway. Choose something, it's here.
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04-23-2006, 07:35 PM | #695 | |
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04-23-2006, 07:49 PM | #696 | |
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04-23-2006, 07:56 PM | #697 |
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Nope. I live smack dab in the middle of it. I actually know the mayor. We play horseshoes every Sat. and his wife makes the best pumpkin pie.
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04-23-2006, 08:20 PM | #698 |
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Have you heard "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean? I think that song was written about my town.
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04-24-2006, 01:18 AM | #699 | |
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04-24-2006, 07:57 AM | #700 |
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Hmm, my 2000th post! Not much compared to some people, but it took me over four years to get here, so I guess I'd better celebrate. Where's the champagne? (never mind that's it's only midday)
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