How do you envision the 'Mooters?

[Jonathan]

Well thank you.
But I don't know how I looked like without any eyes. I couldn't see myself, for obvious reasons

[Lalaith]

Yeah, I can guess. That's the same with me not knowing how I look like without glasses.

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by afro-elf
here's something from ages ago that goes with your mental image:

Even though afro here means one of African descent as opposed to hair style

But that is a hilarious image an elf with a big 1970’s super bush

I can see legolas with a mega-fro, bell bottoms and platform shoes
Running gently across the snow at Cadehoros (SP?)

What follows may be offensive to those who are, post-modernist, deconstructionist, super liberal, politically correct types or basically anyone who suffered from the post 60’s educational system and doesn’t know it

The history of the first age by afro-elf

See we was chillin’ in da mudda land when this giant valar ( Englishman/American imperialist) comes and says “we are gonna take you to the promised land”

But this evil valar melkor was the leader of a group of people called nazis and they had had captured many of our youths and made them orcs. Now orcs were like our own people but they were corrupted and called themselves niggas instead of the avari word Negro. Basically they were loud and rude and gave all the rest of us a really bad name

Anyway because of melkor the german nazi valar, we did trust this orome dude And we send 3 of our homeys to check it out. They came back and said cool. Except for elwe who was now called thingol. Thingol did trust the valar who he called “whitey” but he did manage to throw down some afro-elf love on one of their woman: melian who he brought back to the motherland. She was down with us and thingol and her made the funkiest land in middle earth. Doraith. We just chilled. Playing smooth jazz, cards and basket ball.

our orc cousins though busied themselves with gangster rap and drive bys and learning black speech (aka) ebonics

now the sell out noldar come back messin’ up our stuff. They’ve been corrupted by whitey and are full greed and venegence over some jewelry

thingol said let whitey’s lackey’s make their own war an the nazis

but whitey’s disease affected us all. Thingol had a fine mulatto daughter who wanted to marry an edain (aka latino, short lived but fast breeding)
we were like at least he aint no sell noldar. Besides he’ll be dead in a few years and we’ll live forever

but NO, he had to go ask for a silmaril. So what happens? He gets killed by dwarves( the forefathers of jews and arabs, they WERE one group at one time) they have long beards will go to war over slights, sequester their women so none can see them and like gold and have a rep for being greedy and stubborn)

then the valar and all their sell out lackey’s wage war in the motherland and mess it up so bad that they destroy it. (talk about exploiting a people)
so after the first age we kinda all went back east to closer to the original home to get back to our roots with our moriquendi( dark-elf) leaders to lorien and greenwood the great.

Hey even galadriel fell for some of the afro-elf love. Celeborn is moriquendi and when they say dark speakers dey jus be jealous of dee afro elf love talk we be don put on some of dere finest women

Speaking of my homey why is everyone down on my man celeborn
He got the finest white woman on the planet, she was tutored my melian i guess she learned well, then some runt dwarf comes to his kingdom and makes a pass at his wife and you expect him to chill?

Come on the dwarves killed his uncle and sacked his home
Then greedy bastards awaken a balrog that leads to the death of amroth another
Kinsman and great lord

peace out

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I have only just now had the pleasure of reading this post. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is the best!!!!

phew! oh, man... *catches breath, and wipes tears from eyes*
By the way, I always pictured you as this chiseled, dark skinned, man... not too muscular, but juuuuuust right. Very short hair, no fro.

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Jonathan
Well thank you.
But I don't know how I looked like without any eyes. I couldn't see myself, for obvious reasons

Your avatar didn't look pretty freaky without eyes. It was like a thing from a horror movie.

[Elvedans]

Et Moi?

[Tanoliel]

A twirling ballerina in a turquiose tutu. Bien?

(I'm sorry, I always see people as their avatars)
tano

[Gwaimir Windgem]

As do I, Ship of the Night Sky.

[Ruinel]

right.. green butterfly.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

It's NOT a butterfly! It's a MOTH!

[Ruinel]

hmmmm... looks like a green butterfly to me.

[Insidious Rex]

you think gwaimir is a butterfuly? he's definetly got a moth personality.

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
you think gwaimir is a butterfuly? he's definetly got a moth personality.

In what way? That he's annoying and incredibly stupid and leaves guts all over the place, when in immense anger, you whack him?

Baby Gwaimir (Don't know where Elladan is, though )

[Baby-K]

I knew a little girl who used to kill moths by sitting on them & hen extracted them from under her bum before eating them

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Baby-K
I knew a little girl who used to kill moths by sitting on them & hen extracted them from under her bum before eating them

That's just grotty. Not only did she murder the poor moths, but she also used a HEN to help her retrieve the dead moths and eat them. The poor damn hen.

[Baby-K]

I know, it's just terrible, she shoulda used a frog (they have longer tongues) Many a hen lost her beak in the service of extracting moths beneath Babs' bum And to confuse the matter even more she never clearly defined the pecking order

[wahine]

If you see people by their avatars, I'm a purple button with yellow "Go Jersey Devil" on it?

[Lady Tinuveil]

Does anyone draw their own avatars anymore? I need to scan some of my own works. My avatar is a piece by Josephine Wall.

G.W.-
I have never seen a neon green moth...

[wahine]

Now I am no longer a purple button, I am an insect. Hurrah!

No, I don't have a life that would be recognizable to the likes of you...What's a life?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Hmm...a life...interesting concept....

Hisssss! Sunlight! Aaaaagh!

[Tanoliel]

Back--I have ashwood stakes and allium vineale! (The LILY of the G'dm valley!)
Actually, I don't want to stake a bat. I'd rather talk. Care for a drink? (And no, I don't mean myself...I'm not a Renfield!

okay...stopping the insanity just for a minute now....


tano