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05-21-2005, 09:34 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Legolas: Burn, forest, BURN!!!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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05-21-2005, 11:15 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In your head
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uh...okay, I suck at these.
~~~ Arwen to Eowyn: Okay, this is it. One final catfight to decide it forever. Winner take all! Theoden:Uh...Hama, you hold the gate, I'm gonna go ride out through the mountains and disappear. Arwen to Eowyn: You can have him! Aragorn: The necklace? What necklace? Uh... Oh, that necklace. Yeah, I gave it to Eowyn as a token of my undying love for her. *Gimli flipping around doing kung-fu (ala Yoda)* hehe  for more go here
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My LiveJournal The Tolkien Forum ~~~~~ Evil Overlord Tip #24: I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though it takes some of the fun out of the job, I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) |
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05-24-2005, 11:56 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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__________________ Gimli:I'm going to go chop down a forest!!! Legolas:Me to! Me to! Treebeard:LETMEHELP!LETMEHELP!LETMEHELP!!! Saruman:No, guys! We must preserve the forest... Treebeard(Slow mo):SQUISH SARUMAN!!! (Cue matrix homage) __________________ Gandalf:Blow up!!! (Blows up Isenguard) __________________
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Thread killer  Ring smith   Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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05-25-2005, 02:42 PM
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bounded in a nut-shell
Posts: 1,593
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Aragorn: This beard is really macho. I think I'll shave it off and go for something more retro. Whadda think, Arwen? How about a 70's, Mike-Farrel-esque mustache?
Arwen: Totally!
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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05-31-2005, 11:53 AM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,138
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Sauron [in Darth Vader voice]: Aragorn, I am your father. Clean your room. Now.
Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a minute, your room's messier than mine. *silence except for Sauron's loud breathing* Sauron: Shut up, kid!
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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06-16-2005, 06:47 AM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
Posts: 727
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Aragorn to Faramir: 'Do you love Eowyn?'
Faramir: 'Of course. She's my sister.' |
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06-16-2005, 04:12 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
Posts: 4,671
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eomer: we are the horse-lords who say Ni!, we are the holders of the sacred words, Ni, Patang and smoogle-hoolen
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06-17-2005, 03:12 PM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
Posts: 727
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What???
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06-24-2005, 07:53 AM
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Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mirkwood
Posts: 796
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Movieverse.
Arwen: Ada, you are going to have a grandson... Elrond: WHAT???? Arwen shifteng her feet uneasily: Well, it was just a little mistake. Don't be so pissed. Please, carry him this blasted sword. He HAS to become King now.. |
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06-27-2005, 04:56 AM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
Posts: 727
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So that's shy he suddenly decided to support Aragorn. Now I get it
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06-30-2005, 02:36 PM
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Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mirkwood
Posts: 796
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I tell you ALL my friends who saw the film but have not read the book, got exactly this impression: Arwen found out she was pregnant on her way to the Havens.
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07-02-2005, 03:54 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
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Aragorn to Arwen: U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly! Yeah! Yeah! You ugly!
Ahh... the songs you learn at camp. 
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth Last edited by Thain Peregrin Took I : 07-07-2005 at 11:37 AM. |
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07-02-2005, 07:34 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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07-03-2005, 08:08 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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Elrond:Hello mister Baggins...
__________________ Frodo:Oh no! Someone decoratated the outside of my hole as a football field!!! __________________ Treebeard:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! MUST HURRY!!! __________________ Sam:...so as it turns out wargs have engish acsents... __________________ Aragorn:BLOW UP!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! __________________ Frodo:So you see, some new people moved in next door, but they put a slideing door in and go crazy every time the windmill starts turning... __________________ Treebeard:MUSTHURRYMUSTHURRYMUSTHURRY!!! __________________ Tom bombadill:He will pay for leaveing out of his LOTR movie, he will pay!!! __________________ Gollum:Tickle tickle tickle! Sam:HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! __________________ Gimli:La de da... I love trees!!! __________________ Frodo:Squese my tummy...ACK!!! NOT YOU SMEGOLL!!! __________________ Orc1:...zzz... Orc2:Hey wake up, the fireworks are starting! __________________
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07-05-2005, 02:51 PM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
Posts: 727
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me9996, you never fail to amaize me
(referring to the fireworks) & love the Mr. Baggins one! |
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07-05-2005, 04:18 PM
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Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mirkwood
Posts: 796
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Movieverse:
Eowyn (holding a blade to Aragorn's throat): Now you must marry me, I have always wanted to be a queen... Aragorn: "I can't give you what you seek...." runs towards the Paths of the Dead. Eowyn (holding a blade to the Witch-Kings throat): Now you must marry me! Witch-King: steps forward |
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07-05-2005, 08:05 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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__________________ Sam:Hi Smegol!!! (Sam hugs Gollum incredably hard) Gollum:Ack! Stop it! I...can't...breath!!!
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08-03-2005, 06:59 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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I have a bit of a lack of inseration so these will be of lesser funnyness.
__________________ Gandalf(at moria to balrog):I am an annoying wizard! FEAR ME!!! balrog:EEK!!! __________________ (Souron and Denathor are in a room together) Souron:Why are we fighting anyway? Denathor:You're trying to take over the world. Souron:Oh, okay, how about we stop fighting? Denathor:Ask the loony king. Souron:Who? Denathor:Him. (Points to Aragorn who has been trying to chop down a tree with a herring) Souron:So you're the king? Aragorn:*chop* *chop* yes? Souron:Wanna stop fighting each other? Aragorn:No *chop* I'm *chop* not *chop* going *chop* to *chop* stop! Souron:Why? Aragorn:Well... HERRING!!! (Runs around like lunatic and then smacks into a tree and falls down) Souron:Hello? (Aragorn gets up) Aragorn:HERRING!!! (Smacks Sourons head off with the herring) Denathor:What is a herring anyway? Aragorn:It's a fish... HERRING!!! (Aragorn chases Denathor wielding the herring he was carrying) __________________ (Set in the meeting betwean Gandalf and Denathor) Pippin:This is boreing. (A cat walks up to Pippin) Pippin:Look! A kitty! (Pippin pets the cat but the cat beats up pippin and flings him out the window) Gandalf:And so, we should ally with souron. Denathor:Nah, he doesn't share power. (Pippin runs in the door and flings the cat out the window) Gandalf and Denathor:GASP!!! Denathor:GUARDS! KILL THAT HOBBIT!!! Gandalf:No, wait for the cat to get it's revenge. (Cat bursts in the door and shoots lightning from its pawtips at pippin) Pippin:ARG!!! __________________ Orcs 1&2:Rock paper sisers go! Orc 1:Ha I win! I get the shiney coat! Orc 2:Oh well...
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08-04-2005, 12:39 AM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
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08-04-2005, 09:00 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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__________________ (Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn after battle of Helms Deep) Aragorn:Well now what do we do? Gimli:1...2...3...4...5...6... Legolas:Why are you doing that? Gimli:...7...8...9...10...11...12... Aragorn:Just ignore him. Gimli:...13...14...15...16...17...18... Legolas:What is going on?!? Gimli:...19...20...21...22...23...24...25...26...2 7...28...29...30... (Aragorn just sits and watches) Gimli:...31...32...33...34...35...36...37...38...3 9...40... Legolas(Argraved):Why do you keep counting?!? Gimli:...41...42...43...44...45...46...47...48...4 9...50... (Legolas runs into forest of hurons) Gimli:...51...52...53...54...55...56...57...58...5 9...60... (Aragorn falls asleep) Gimli:...61...62...63...64...65...66...67...68...6 9...70... (Aragorn starts snoreing) Gimli:...71...72...73...74...75...76...77...78...7 9...80... (Aragorn wakes up) Gimli:...81...82...83...84...85...86...87...88...8 9...90... Aragorn:Why are you counting? Gimli:...91...92...93...94...95...96...97...98...9 9...100! There! I counted to 100! __________________ The contued adventures of Pippin and the cat. When we last left Pippin: (Cat bursts in and shoots lightning from it's pawtips) Pippin:ARG!!! And now: Pippin:OW! EE! OO! IE! IY! OI! ARG! OWY! Cat:You tossed me out the window! (Stops shooting lightning) Pippin:TALKING CAT!!! TALKING CAT!!! Cat:All cats can talk, we just say meow alot. (Pippin jumps out window and lands in a cart of cats who beat him up) Gandalf:And that's why you should never get a cat angry. __________________ Treebeard:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! TIMETORUNAROUNDTHEWORLD!!! __________________ (part in movie were Denathor is yelling for everyone to flee and panic) Denathor:FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Gandalf:Nice try. (Gandalf lights Denathor on fire and knocks him off the the top of the wall) Peter Jacktion:What?!? That wasn't in the book! Gandalf:I know but neather was the pointless battle at Orthanc or this part! (Lights Peter Jacktion on fire) __________________ Tom Bombadil:I have forged an army! Now he will pay for leaveing me out of the movie!!! __________________ Geting kina long eh? __________________ Gollum:Meow! Sam:Nice... cat? Gollum:Hiss! (Gollum shoots lightning from his fingertips) __________________ Aragorn:Ooh! A pwitty sword! Now I can take over the world!!! HEHEHEHEHE!!! __________________ Elrond:Hello mister Baggens... Frodo:The name is frodo! (Flings elrond onto a subway track) __________________ Outa time, gotta go...
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