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. So, Elrond decided
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to kill them
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Using a large
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spear, he quickly
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skewered all three
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of those dogs.
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The smell was
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vile, pungent and
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cleared the room!
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People were running
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to and fro
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screaming "Phewwww!!!" and
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holding their noses
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Elrond was disgusted so he summoned Haldir to Rivendell. So girlish did Haldir talk that Elrond finally slapped him good. He then proceeded to kick his butt. Satisfied, Elrond then continued and began to stand on the stage singing "I will survive." They started throwing rotten tomatoes and chicken feathers at him. He scowled and kicked the can that was made of mitrhil intot he audience. It hit Celebrian and and fell down his cloak, where everyone started cheering. They had invented nice, shiny new mitrhil madallions. "Funky indeed,"said Aragorn. Arwen then started crying loudly because she was smitten by, ofcourse, the Elvish beat's long, pointy sticks stolen from Morris-dancer's. Elrond rushed up and screamed "Daughter, what woe hath come upon this starry winter eve? Cursed be Sam's wit and charm. He hath wooed my beloved daughter! Aragorn will not take this lightly." "Is this inscest," he remarkedquietly. Elvish voices then echoed into the hall of fire and out into Saruman's big ears were in the way. Then from nowhere a huge orc came to the ballroom uninvited and began to waltz like a stinky demon with two cave trolls who were hideous. Everyone was horrified at the sight of such evil filth. Undaunted, the beasts stomped and grunted near Elrond, that really annoyed him. So, Elrond decided to kill them using a large spear. He quickly skewered all three of those dogs. The smell was vile, pungent and cleared the room! People were running to and fro screaming "Phewwww!!!" and holding their noses
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. Then, without warning
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hungover Gandalf appeared
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and puked all
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