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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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 Aragorn(to music):Oh, I just can't wate to be king!!! Gandalf:Aragorn!!! Stop quoteing that silly movie!!!
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Thread killer  Ring smith   Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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denethor: someday, lad, all this will be yours
faramir: what? the curtains? denethor: no you twerp! the country, when you are steward! faramir: but i don't want to be steward, i just want to...sing!! |
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03-31-2005, 06:56 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
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04-03-2005, 07:37 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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Pippin: Bye Ma! I'm off to go meet Frodo and Sam at Hobbiton so we can start our extremely-dangerous-and-unlikely-to-return journey to destroy the one Ring of Power.
Pippin's mom: Wait, Pippy! Don't forget your scarf! *wraps scarf tightly around "Pippy" *Pip: Aw, Ma, don't call me that! I'm 29! No one wears scarves now anyway. Mom: Don't be silly, Pippy. It's a freezing 60 degree outside! Pip (with Merry standing right beside him): *exits door* Whatever. *loosens scarf* Merry: What's with the scarf? Pip: Don't ask. Mom: Oh! Don't take off your scarf! You'll get a frostbite! Merry: *smirks* *Merry and Pippin walk off* Mom: Good bye, Pippy! Have fun! Merry: *laughs* Pippy? Pip: Shut up.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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04-03-2005, 09:09 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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..._________________________ Gollum:Nice hobbits, nice hobbits... Gollum:No, nasty! Gollum:Yes nice hobbits, takes our ring to get melted. Gollum:But we wants it! Gollum:Yes, we wants it, but we are addicted to it. Gollum:No, not that, we wants to eat it! Gollum:NO!!! It would kill us -KILL US!!!-
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Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
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04-14-2005, 07:47 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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lol
Denethor: i love you gandalf! That was a brilliant idea to send the ring to mordor!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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04-15-2005, 03:19 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Middle earth
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Gullum:we wants to give the ring to the hobbits we wants to.
Gullum:but we cants because they will killn it and we don't want them to kill the preasus because we wants to eat it. Gillum:because it tasts like kandy.  |
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04-15-2005, 03:44 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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eomer: we are the kights who say Ni!
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04-15-2005, 06:38 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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04-15-2005, 06:43 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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elrond: but you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt...etc etc
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04-15-2005, 11:23 PM
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founder of the color blue
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: E-Space
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Denethor at the seige: Rouge squadron, we need your help1
Wedge Antillies: Roger six, coming around Corran: Time to show these damn orcs what we mean by "lock S-foils in attack position" Wedge: Yeee-Haww!! *blasters chewing in to orcs* *orc screams*
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04-16-2005, 02:36 PM
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Warrior of the House of Hador
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,651
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Eomer: We want you to find a shrubbery. Aragorn: A shrubbery? Eomer: Ni!
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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04-16-2005, 04:03 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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denethor to aragorn: you must prove your heritage by cutting down the tallest tree in ithilien with..a..herrrriinnnngggg!!!!
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05-01-2005, 06:23 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: In a spaceship, floating in your puny planet's atmosphere, awaiting orders to invade
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Elrond: Don't get rid of the ring,Isilidor.*Pounces on Isildor*
Isilidor: Must get rid of the ring. __________________________________________________ _______________ Aragorn: Die Orcy,die! Orc: NO! once youv'e Destroyed the dark tower i'm starting a carrear in bally-Dancing. __________________________________________________ _______________ Uruk-kia captain at helms deep: Aragorn,saruman demands his £5 that he lent you or he will rage war on this fort.*All faces turn to Aragorn* Aragorn: What?I ran out of money for Gambling. __________________________________________________ _______________ Aragorn: May the lord of the black land come forth. Sauron: I'll come once i've had my shower. __________________________________________________ _______________ Gandalf: You shall not pass! *Balrog turns around and crushes all the goblins while sreaming his head his head off until he runs into a pilla and false over unconcies* Gandalf: Oooh,thats gotta hurt.
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The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mumakil,leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters. Neither Hirluin the fair would return to Pinnath Gelin, nor Grimbold to Grimslade, nor Halbarad to the northlands,dour-handed Ranger. Those that would not return home, page830-831, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King Last edited by strider8 : 05-03-2005 at 02:56 AM. |
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05-02-2005, 09:15 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Funny!
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05-02-2005, 10:42 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles
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(Boromir, in Lorien) "So, Galadriel, I LOVE your pad... any chance we could get slip away and... get to know each other a little better?"
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05-17-2005, 10:57 AM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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Galadriel: You, sir, are a fool and a liar!
Sauron: Well, my lady, never did I hear such misnomer, I tell the truth I say, just let me make you a nice ring, better than that one the stupid moron Celebrimbor gave you Galadriel: Oh go on then, you've talked me in to it Galadriel stabs Celeborn, then Galadriel and Sauron run off to Gretna Green to elope __________________________________________________ _______________ Celeborn (sonorously without punctuation or pauses): Eight there are here now yet nine were set out from rivendell tell me where is gandalf for i desire greatly to speak with him |
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05-20-2005, 11:27 AM
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Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mirkwood
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Aragorn:
Oh Eowyn me darling. I am so lonely and afraid and dont want to be King at all. And that evil Erlond is forcing me to marry this old great-great---great aunt of mine! |
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05-20-2005, 03:31 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles
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and.. Eowyn, to Aragorn: "man, WHY do you keep looking at me, stop LOOKing at me! What on middle-earth makes you think I'd be interested in some grungy ranger wannabe-king bum? Honestly, get a life - don't you already have a girlfriend, anyway?"
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05-20-2005, 06:35 PM
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Lady of the Ulairi
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Minas Morgul
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he he he! Wonderful, Lotesse & Crazy Squirrel!
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