06-08-2002, 02:59 PM | #641 |
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Saruman's big ear's
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06-08-2002, 03:11 PM | #642 |
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were in the
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06-08-2002, 03:52 PM | #643 |
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06-08-2002, 04:09 PM | #644 |
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Elrond was disgusted so he summoned Haldir to Rivendell. So girlish did Haldir talk that Elrond finally slapped him good. He then proceeded to kick his butt. Satisfied, Elrond then continued and began to stand on the stage singing "I will survive." They started throwing rotten tomatoes and chicken feathers at him. He scowled and kicked the can that was made of mitrhil intot he audience. It hit Celebrian and and fell down his cloak, where everyone started cheering. They had invented nice, shiny new mitrhil madallions. "Funky indeed,"said Aragorn. Arwen then started crying loudly because she was smitten by, ofcourse, the Elvish beat's long, pointy sticks stolen from Morris-dancer's. Elrond rushed up and screamed "Daughter, what woe hath come upon this starry winter eve? Cursed be Sam's wit and charm. He hath wooed my beloved daughter! Aragorn will not take this lightly." "Is this inscest," he remarkedquietly. Elvish voices then echoed into the hall of fire and out into Saruman's big ears were in the way.
nvm..forgot i had did it earlier
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06-08-2002, 04:19 PM | #646 |
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Then, from no-where
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06-08-2002, 04:23 PM | #647 |
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a huge orc
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06-08-2002, 04:42 PM | #648 |
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came to the
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06-08-2002, 05:46 PM | #649 |
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ballroom, uninvited and
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06-08-2002, 06:42 PM | #650 |
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began to waltz
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like a stinky
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06-08-2002, 08:44 PM | #652 |
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were hideous. Everyone
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was horrified at
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such evil filth.
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