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05-28-2002, 04:48 PM
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The Original Corruptor
Join Date: Feb 2002
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*Bounces up and down*
Yay! I...like....tooo....plah!! Yay!! *Instant reflex causes tongue to spring out at lost moth* Momma said "Lifes like a box of I.AM.NOT.INSANE." *Whimper* |
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05-28-2002, 05:09 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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*comes back inside*
Now that I've dipped that sheep... she won't be quite so "pesty". (If you get the joke, you know too much about sheep  )and look, the gibbering fingerless tark is trying to use sign language. How cute. I know! *Arranges delicately flavored cheese balls just out of nub's reach* Ohh- You know, just an inch short there... *carefully hides something behind his back*
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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05-28-2002, 05:36 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Aaargh... Never make the sheep jokes around the dodgy kiwi... *Whimper* My brain hurts....
Oh, and what was this about dipping the sheep? Hah! I like being dipped, so nyah! Hmmm. Now should I attempt to lure the ork out to rescue Garina from Andurils fingerless clutches? Hmmm... Decisions, decisions. *Rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmmmm. I'll have to meditate on this! *Pulls out mystical triangle thing, and sets up lotus position within. Also pulls out a stick-on third eye. Slaps it on forehead.* Ooooooommmmm..... Ooooooommmm.....
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05-28-2002, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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Millennium hand and shrimp, gottle o'geer, gottle o'geer...I tole em, i sez, millennium hand and shrimp, bugrit bugrit bugrem bugrit....
Foul Ole Ron is cool! Melon melon melon +++Out of Cheese Error+++ Reinstall universe and reboot Can you tell someone's been reading far too much Discworld recently? 
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05-28-2002, 06:30 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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*runs past BoP's meditation circle, nearly knocking her over-* sorry! *and back into the caves to rescue Garina*
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05-28-2002, 08:10 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Cool a cave.*follows EG into the cave to help rescue Garina*
Oh and I brought a Semiril that I stole from one of Feanors sons for light. We better run for I think they might chase us when they find out were my tracks lead to. *nudges EG with muzzle to get her to go faster* Oh and sorry about my spelling if I spelled Simeril wrong
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05-28-2002, 09:08 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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erp. *tano straps on demon wings and flies to the cave* HEY! RABID THINGUMMY! LET GARINA GO! *one wing fails and she drops on top of the cage* Oww....come on, Garina. And I guess Andruil can come too. *fiddles with the lock on the cage* Ooch, this one's hard...
-tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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05-28-2002, 09:15 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Well, I guess I could use mine God powers to pick the lock... But it's so fun watching Garina run from Anduril's rabies....
Oh, and I'm assuming you're talking about the lock there, tano. 
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05-28-2002, 09:22 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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oh, for great Eru's sake, YES, i'm talking about the LOCK!
*ahem* "This lock is difficult to open."  Right...mine god-powers. forgotten about that. *stands up and points finger at lock* By my power within, I pronounce you OPEN! *lock stays shut* Oh, come on, you stupid thing, just open! -click- ALLRIGHTYTHEN! Come on out, Garina! ...and Anduril... -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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05-28-2002, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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05-28-2002, 09:26 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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i dunno. what kind of locks do you like?
anything goes. it's open now, anyway! -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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05-28-2002, 09:28 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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*Eyes Anduril's chastity belt*
*Points to Anduril's chastity belt* Like that one!
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05-28-2002, 09:46 PM
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05-28-2002, 09:50 PM
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05-29-2002, 01:31 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Hey, you all stole my job! I was rescuing Garina!
I am wierd because I am not wierd because I am wierd because I am not wierd because I am Spammer extraordinaire because I am wierd. Let's explore the rest of the island!!!
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05-29-2002, 01:33 AM
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05-29-2002, 01:42 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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*pulls out the object he was hiding from behind his back*
Why welcome to my little dinner party! *Puts on the object, which turns out to be, a Barney mask!* Now lets sing the song children! *picks up a buther knife and sharpener, and begins to whack them together in the tune of "this old man"* I'll eat you, you eat me, we're a twisted family. With a swish whack, snicker snack, Give the wolf his bone! This old orcs sittin on the throne. *begins to chase the tasty morsels around the cave*
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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05-29-2002, 03:01 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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*collapses in a heap outside cave*
Thank you! *Sprays Anduril with silly string*
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