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Elf Girl: *whispers the situation of the counselor's relapse to Finrod* So you see, if we wait awhile, the worlds will have merged enough for her to get a grip!
Laurelyn: *alarmed* But we have need of haste! Elf Girl: But the strain will kill her! Laurelyn: We can't do anything until Shekatt comes back! Elf Girl: But she'll try and kill you! Laurelyn: If she tries to kill us, she'll try to kill you! Elf Girl: In the book, Shelob doesn't attack Gandalf! Laurelyn: In the book Gandalf is way off in Gondor while the phonebearer is in Shelob's lair. And as they bicker away the long hours, Finrod slips away and Katt returns. OOC: Finrod needs to not be here os he can attack us at the exit.
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Shekatt~ Excuse me! Whom are you coming in late? FARE?
*Elf Girl dropped a shilling into Shekatts tin* Shekatt~ Thank you. Now, let’s continue our tour. *She started up the engine* Shaft full of dead decaying orks. Shaft full of dead decaying orks. Shaft full of dead decaying orks. The end. Now, *She stopped the cart* right out there is the end of the tunnel. Outside is the gift shop. *She paused and continued slyly* There, there are free Italian Sodas for you. Glodo~ Italian Soda! *And she leapt from the safety of the cart before anyone could say no. Shekatt closely pursued her* *Just then, Finrod leapt from the shadows and drove the cart back the way they came.* Finrod~ Wesis gonna gets what She throws out. All she wants are the feeteses. Wesis gonna get the Cell Phone! *Elf Girl then squeaked the Wingless Plastic Balrog in Finrods ear causing him to slam on the brakes and jump out of the cart. Elf Girl and Laurelyn leapt for him but he dodged out of the way. Laurelyn brought out her Spinning Thing which scared Finrod so much that he ran down the tunnel yelping.* Laurelyn~ Wow *Looks at Spinning Thing* It is good for something. Glodo~ Scream *Elf Girl and Laurelyn spin around just in time to see Shekatt pull a hypodermic needle out of Glodos arm.* Shekatt~ *To Glodo as she faints* Don’t worry, it’s clean. *Elf Girl and Laurelyn start racing up the corridor towards Shekatt.* OOC: You finish it Elf Girl
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06-28-2002, 07:32 AM
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Meanwhile back in the asylum... Er... I mean off course Gondor:
*The remainder of the Cellowship hold a meeting in Minas Telephone* Aragren: Friends and associates , I hereby declare the meeting opened. We all know we've gathered here to... Moraumer: Yes, yes... We all know why we gathered here, no need to repeat it. So can we get to the point? We've got a war to fight. Aragren: Hey, I'm queen here! Moraumer: So am I if you care to remember. Aragren: I bet you made a deal with that rider in white to dispose of your old uncle so you could claim the throne. Moraumer: *explodes* WHAT!! * lunges at Aragren* Eruviel: *grabs Moraumer's arm* Hey, hey! We've got a war to fight, indeed, but amongst ourselves! Now sit down the both of you or I will get nasty. *Aragren and Moraumer stare at Eruviel* All right, all right.... Tanoliel: So what's the big plan? Eärniel: We'll march to the gates of China and Eruviel will challenge the Dark lord to a drinking contest. If that doesn't buy enough time for Glodo and the others to destroy the phone, I'll challenge him to a chocolate eating contest. *chuckles* No way he wins that one. Aragren: *looks doubtful* I was hoping for something, well.... more heroic? Garina: I have a bad feeling about this... Ooops, wrong movie! Willow: Do we have a dark lord, actually?
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Elf Girl and Laurelyn are running at Katt.
Elf Girl: Take that! *waves plastic balrog toy. The spell rebounds against Katt, and knocks Elf Girl silly* Oh, hi wall. *walks into wall* Sorry! *blunders out of the exit and passes out* Meanwhile, Laurelyn is charging at Katt, who is armed with another syringe. Laurelyn: What is on that thing?! *glances at the Counselor, lying dead-looking on the floor* Hmm. *avoids the syringe and draws her sword* But a sleeping wizard is not a good thing to leave lying around. Elf Girl: mumf...mumphers... *hand flails on top of wingless plastic balrog toy* Wingless plastic balrog toy: *squeak* Rocks start to rumble down from the ceiling. Katt: CAVE-IN! *runs back into the tunnel* Laurelyn: *grabs the Counselor and runs for the exit* Elf Girl: *wakes up* OOC: There. We didn't have to stab you, Katt, but Laurelyn was just as heroic as in the book.
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06-28-2002, 01:34 PM
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(back in the meeting everyone is staring at Willow)
Willow:Well? Do we have a Dark Lord? Aragren: Um... No actually, I don't think we ever defined who the Dark Lord was. Eruviel: Wouldn't it be Sauron? Tano: I would think so but, it could have changed. Earniel:Even if we do have a Dark Lord, who'll be him, or her? Moruamer: No one, Sauron never actually does any talking in the story. Willow:So, who'll be the Mouth of Sauron? Garina:Must you remember all these little details? Let's just plan how we'll attack, and deal with th villian later. Tano:Maybe Katt will do it now she's done with SheKatt. Anyway, I don't like the drinking contest idea, I want to kill the troll like I'm supposed to, I haven't got to do anything like that yet. Willow:Alright, I think that I'm supposed to stay here... Aragren:It doesn't say anything about a faerie in the book, just tag along if you like or stay if you prefer. Eruviel: Are you sure we can't have a drinking contest?
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06-28-2002, 04:35 PM
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Laurelyn & Elf Girl: *moan* She's DEAD!! *Finrod appears*
Elf Girl: Where on earth WERE you?! You missed your cue! Finrod: Well sorryses. Poor Smearod doesn't wants to be evil, Oh no precious. Laurelyn: Well actually that's okay because I'd probably lose control of my anger and kill you right now and the phone would never get destroyed. Elf Girl: Glodo is dead! I must take the Phone! Laurelyn: No, I must. In the book, Gandalf doesn't want the Ring. Elf Girl: In the book, Gandalf is in Gondor! He would have taken it if he could. Laurelyn: Sam should take the Phone. Elf Girl: But Samniel is in Gondor, so I have to take it. Finrod: *hopefully* I'll take the phone. Elf Girl: *Glances at Finrod and wordlessly takes the phone out of Counselor's pack and hands it to Laurelyn* Laurelyn: Hey! That's heavy! If you'd dropped it I would have broken my toe! Elf Girl: Put it away and be quiet! Now, we must bury Glodo. *they put a rock or two on the Counselor* That should do it. *sigh* She was a pain, but I'd grown fond of her. Laurelyn: What's that noise? *rumbling* Elf Girl: Orcs! Run! Laurelyn: *running* Orcs don't rumble. Elf Girl: *also running* No, but we had to have some way of knowing they were coming. *Finrod has run a different direction* Orcs: Look! A counselor! Head Orc: C'mon! Bring her to our secret base! Laurelyn: *crouching with Elf Girl behind a rock* "secret base"? Head Orc: Don't forget, the password's "turnip". Orc: *lugging the Counselor to a large boulder, which rolls aside to let them through* What are we supposed to do with this roadkill? Head Orc: Roadkill? Roadkill?! She's not dead! *they enter, and the boulder rolls back* Laurelyn & Elf Girl: NOOOOOOO! *run to boulder* Turnip! *nothing happens, so they through themselves at the boulder* BONG!!! Laurelyn: *on the ground* What was that? Elf Girl: *also on the ground* The end of Book Two...
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OOC: Oh Elf Girl! That was wonderfull!
 I'll be Sauron if you really want me to. I'm getting good at evil charactors. 
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06-28-2002, 11:25 PM
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Back in the counsel room. . .
Eruviel: How about this. We go to fight, and I challenge the Mouth of Sauronkatt (ooc: Katt, are you Sauron? thanks. . .) to a drinking contest, and then we'll have our big battle, and yes, Tano, then you can kill your troll. Aragren: Sounds reasonable. That's what we'll do-- *just then, someone bursts into the tent* Prince of Dol Amroth: Sorry I'm late! I know I was supposed to come in earlier, but I got a call from--*he gets odd looks* anyway, I've arrived! Where's Aragorn? Aragren: That's me. I am Aragren, daughter of Arathren. Prince of Dol Amroth: BUt you're a girl! Aragren: Not again! *rolls her eyes*
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06-29-2002, 12:07 AM
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Moraumer: *rolling her eyes at the Prince of Dol Amroth* You dont say. I never would have guessed... and in case you haven't noticed, so am I!
Aragren: Votes for woman! Erm... I mean, it is time for our society to become less old fashioned and give women, the superior sex, the rights they deserve. Prince: Um.... right... whatever you say, ma'am Aragren: Its "Your Majesty" to you! Prince: Of course. *bows* Moraumer: And do not forget myself, Queen of Rohan. Prince: Sorry. *bows again and mutters* Stupid women... Moraumer&Aragren: HEY! Moraumer: *is shocked* Look! We're agreeing with each other! Aragren: Something is seriously wrong here... Moraumer: What do you expect? *shakes Aragrens hand* Now that we are friends and our Queendoms are allied... back to the business of defeating evil and stuff... ((OOC: I dont have much inspiration at the moment))
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06-29-2002, 01:45 AM
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Tano: Is it just me, or do people become more easily-offended and more stuck-up the more power they get?
Willow: Shhhh! Moraumer: What did you say? Tano: Er...just wondering when I was going to get to kill my troll! Aragren: *eyes Tano suspicously* Bloodthirsty little hobbit....soon, I suppose. Tano: Ugh! Drinking troll blood? No, thank you! I prefer humans. Or elves. All the same to me...blood is yummy... EG: *nudges Tano* You're mixing your selves up again. Tano: Oh...sorry! Thanks, Aragren. I'll just sit in the corner and be a nice, quiet little hobbit until I get to murder a Dark Creature...*grumbles* ooc: I see what you mean...I'm running a bit dry myself. I should find that red wine and wet my palate...I mean....my inspiration.... -tano
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06-29-2002, 02:16 AM
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OC: Am I at the little meeting? Or am I still at the houses of healing?
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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06-29-2002, 03:31 AM
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OOC: You can be where you choose Claenoic.
Aragren: So it seems we're settled then. We get the army together, march to China and challenge the Mouth of Sauronkatt to a drinkingcontest after that we'll have a joly good fight. Eärniel: Don't we have to send an invitation to the eagles? Eruviel: Sssssh, you're giving away the plot. But shouldn't Caladriett arange that for us anyway? Tanoliel: You think? She was rather happy to see us leave. I don't think she wants much to do with us anymore. Moraumer: Well she can see the future, can't she? Then she'll know she can better arange that back-up for us because she can see what happens to her if she doesn't. *Meanwhile in LothlorieOdonalds: Caladriett is eavesdropping using her birdbath. She hears Moraumer's threat. She swallows hard and leaves urgently in search for her own mobile phone of water.* Aragren: *highfives Moraumer* That's the spirit! Willow: *whipsers to Tanoliel* It's scary how quick they agree with each other now. Moraumer: *nudges Aragren*The army of the two Queens! Catching name heh? Eruviel: What only of the two queens? What about us, we're going too. I demand some recognition. Aragren: Allright, we'll call it the army of the Ladies of the West * hears the prince of Dol Amroth moaning* and the one Lord of the West. Now, let's devide tasks: Queen Moraumer, ready your troops. Prince, that goes for you too. Eruviel, you're in charge of the miruvor, wine, cider, all the drinks you need for the contest. Eärniel: you'll take care of the supplies.... Eärniel: Woohooo!
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06-29-2002, 03:40 AM
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OOC: I'll stay in Minas Telephone, someone needs to tell the good stuff about TCowyn to Faramirahzi.
Claenoic: *Peeking in with Bergil* You think they're done yet? Aragren: Eruviel, you're in charge of the miruvor, wine, cider, all the drinks you need for the contest. Bergil: Does that answer your question? Claenoic: I stand corrected. *While this is going on, the whole of the meeting rushes out of the door, leaving Claenoic and Bergil dizzy and slightly confused*
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06-29-2002, 11:53 AM
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Elf Girl: *gets up* Come on! Let's go rescue her! *they see orcs walking by*
Orc1: I hear there's a dangerous Elven warrior sneaking about. OOC: Someone continue, please. I am a bit hazy about the tower scene as it is. 
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Renille- Okay...maybe this isn't such a good idea...
Moraumer- What are you talking about? Are you second-guessing the books AGAIN? Renille- I meant putting Eruviel in charge of drinks.  Moraumer- Oh. Renille- Everyone, I'm not going to be involved in the drinking contest. You need at least one designated driver to be legal...and we want to start my new kingdom legally. Besides, I'm under 21. Earniel- You can't even drive. Renille- Yes I can. Just not legally...oh. But anyway. A drunken captain is a captain who puts others in danger! Eruviel- Stop quoting health class and start leading your army! No one said you had to be in the drinking contest! COME ON!
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06-30-2002, 01:37 AM
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(Willow and Tano follow the other Ladies, and the Lord, of the Wset at a slower pace)
Willow:Where'd the twins go? Tano:Which twins? Willow:Elledan and Elrohir, weren't they supposed to be with Aragren,or did they already leave? And who is she going to marry? Tano:I dunno, maybe we should arrange for someone to marry her. Willow: How? We don't know who she would be willing to marry from the books. Tano: We could ask her. Willow: You sure? Okay then. Hey! Aragren! Who's your favorite male elf in this story?
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OOC: Bwa ha ha! Behold! It is Eye! The most evil presence ever! SauronKatt!
(I had to make an "Eye" joke)
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Renille- What? Oh, why do you want to know?
Tano- Then you admit there is one? Renille- Is one what? Willow- A elf guy you like! Renille- Wha...oh. No, there isn't. Tano- WHAT? But there has to be! In the book... Renille- You really are a fool of a took, aren't you? ( ) I'll tell you who I'm marrying when I'm good and ready. We have it all planned out.Willow- Come on, PLEASE? We're your very very best friends in the whole wide world! Renille- I'm not even 16 yet! I am NOT old enough to get married! LEAVE IT ALONE! Tano- *to Willow* TOLD you she was majorly stressed. OOC- No, I don't know who my future husband is yet. Give me until next Wednesday...oh wait, you have to. I won't be here until then!
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Willow: *grumbles* Yeah....but it was worth a try...
Tano: Practically anything is worth a try. *shrugs* She'll tell us. Or we'll make her. Or something... -tano
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last post before leaving
Eärniel: So you do have a groom at hand, right Aragren?
Renille: Oh please! Don't you start too! Eärniel: Don't get upset, just asking whether there'll be a weddingcake at the end of this RPG.... Renille: Yes, there will be and it's going to be yours! Eärniel: *momentarily speechless, she blinks* Come again? Renille:*sweetly* Yes, you too have to marry at the end of the book, REMEMBER? Eärniel:*starts sweating* I do? Tanoliel: Yes, Aragren is right. Sam marries Rose, but since that's going to be little difficult with you being a girl AND a sea elf.... So who are you going to marry then? Willow: Yes, YOU're old enough to marry now. Tano: So who is he? Do we know him? Is he cute? You can tell us. Eärniel: Um..... um.... Sorry, can't talk right now, got to ready the supplies. Yes, the supplies! Very important! *runs away* OOC: This was my last post before I leave for holiday. Keep up this marvelous RPG! And please keep Samniel in it too. *puppy look* See you next month!
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