The Teacup Café XV - Page 32

me9996 · 11-16-2006, 02:13 PM

What are we talking about again?

The last sane person · 11-16-2006, 02:35 PM

Hahahaha, though I do think Hector is a dweeb at times, I was the one who planted the camera in her drawer, because I had a funny feeling that her memory would indeed "fail" her.

We had suspicions that she had a vast amount of mootdollars stuffed away, how else do you thinks she pays for all the frogs? A mod salary doesnt pay that much, which she said herself...

Fortunatly, for her reputation, I wont release the tape, for it would surprise and shock the average mooter to see exactly what else she had stuffed under there and what she wore on her off duty time. Suffice to say, that short red mini-skirt, fishnets, a rather fetching jacket and thigh-high highheeled boots were a large part of it.

Or...perhaps I will release the tape... Give us all a good laugh. So, your memory still fail you?

jammi567 · 11-16-2006, 04:08 PM

'Sne, iexpected better things from you then this. you disgrace me, so pedo.

Grey_Wolf · 11-16-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Your cousin is so foolish, he thinks that when someone says that Jokers and Harlequins used to entertain kings, that the king read trashy romance novels.

Green stuff, Earn; green stuff

Oops...

Well your cousin is so ignorant that he doesnt know who said "Seek and you shall find" and "Ask and you shall be given"!

The last sane person · 11-16-2006, 04:50 PM

I disgrace you? How can I? We aren't related or offiliated in any way.

And how am I a pedophile? Earniel isn't exactly a wee schoolgirl?

Voyeur...

maybe... But the camera was in the drawer, which was closed, we only saw what she put in and took out of it, we had no view of her room or her nudity.

However we did see copious amount of mootdollars and afore mentioned clothing frequently taken and replaced in said drawer. I am an Imperial officer, I dont waste time looking at noody people in secret. I can just order them to strip in my occupied territories anyways... It doesnt do much for me...

***Earniel*** · 11-16-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Green stuff, Earn; green stuff

What? Plants? You silly man, plants need sun light to grow, don't ya know? I keep the plants in the garden and the green house.

But in the event yer actually after me money, try the box buried behind the tortoise shelter in the back yard...

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Now wait a minute here...we had reason to believe that Earniel has dough hidden underneath her bed, which is the ONLY reason we spyed on her...in fact, the only place we put the camera was in the drawer underneath her bed, where we believed the dough would climb into....*looks around*...You guys don't believe me, do you?

I don't have a drawer under my bed, so the only one you could have meant is the one with my underwear. Nope, so not helping your case. You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper, mate. Give it up while you still have a shred of dignity left.

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

Hahahaha, though I do think Hector is a dweeb at times, I was the one who planted the camera in her drawer, because I had a funny feeling that her memory would indeed "fail" her.

Well, I don't keep my memory in a drawer (who does anyway?) so I don't know why you'd put a camera in there.

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Originally Posted by Sane

We had suspicions that she had a vast amount of mootdollars stuffed away, how else do you thinks she pays for all the frogs? A mod salary doesnt pay that much, which she said herself...

I admit, I have large shares in Belgian Chocolate exports. Modding doesn't pay any bills, you know, in fact I keep getting bills and damage claims from mooters with PGAN (plastic gecko against noggin') Syndrome.

But you're misinformed either way, since I don't own any mootdollars. They're kinda worthless right now, too devaluated from Hector's appaling financial policies.

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Originally Posted by Sane

Fortunatly, for her reputation, I wont release the tape, for it would surprise and shock the average mooter to see exactly what else she had stuffed under there and what she wore on her off duty time. Suffice to say, that short red mini-skirt, fishnets, a rather fetching jacket and thigh-high highheeled boots were a large part of it.

Darn. Actually I was keeping those for Maggie, she wanted to surprise you. But I guess that's kind of moot now.

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

What? Plants? You silly man, plants need sun light to grow, don't ya know? I keep the plants in the garden and the green house.

A great philosopher once said: "Don't try to avoid the question, Ma'am"

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But in the event yer actually after me money, try the box buried behind the tortoise shelter in the back yard...

You just want me to turn my back so you can do what all Belgian (and French) people do: backstab.

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I don't have a drawer under my bed, so the only one you could have meant is the one with my underwear.

Oh ho! A pun eh?

drawers?...except one thing Earn, that refers to men's underwear. Well, at least we know what type you wear...

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Nope, so not helping your case. You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper, mate. Give it up while you still have a shred of dignity left.

I left my dignity in San Francisco

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Well, I don't keep my memory in a drawer (who does anyway?) so I don't know why you'd put a camera in there.

We think you do...afterall, what is money if not memory?

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I admit, I have large shares in Belgian Chocolate exports. Modding doesn't pay any bills, you know, in fact I keep getting bills and damage claims from mooters with PGAN (plastic gecko against noggin') Syndrome.

I don't see why all the futile denial: me and Sane have the evidence already.

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But you're misinformed either way, since I don't own any mootdollars. They're kinda worthless right now, too devaluated from Hector's appaling food consumption.

Laughing at someone's weight. Now isn't that just nice...
...and to think that I protect this person everyday in my job!

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Darn. Actually I was keeping those for Maggie, she wanted to surprise you. But I guess that's kind of moot now.

Aren't you just so witty with those puns

...

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sun-star

Shocking behaviour. Not to mention his wanton libelling of the electorate's cousins.

Yeah, but I didn't start it

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Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Well your cousin is so ignorant that he doesnt know who said "Seek and you shall find" and "Ask and you shall be given"!

Yeah? Well your cousin is so ignorant, he can't name two Star Wars characters. And he thinks that Reagan was part of the Empire during the 1980's "Star Wars"

durinsbane2244 · 11-16-2006, 06:38 PM

hello all, how's everyone been?

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

hello all, how's everyone been?

Yeah? Well your cousin is so ignoarant, he can't name three letter of the alphabet.

Falagar · 11-16-2006, 06:40 PM

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Yeah? Well your cousin is so ignorant, he can't name two Star Wars characters. And he thinks that Reagan was part of the Empire during the 1980's "Star Wars"

He wasn't?

I'm pretty sure I remember a Darth Reagan. Large guy, black outfit, a bit weird facial formations. Asmathic, I think.

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Falagar

He wasn't?

I'm pretty sure I remember a Darth Reagan. Large guy, black outfit, a bit weird facial formations. Asmathic, I think.

Weird facial formations?

Where did that come from?

I don't remember Reagan having weird facial formations...expressions, yes...but to say he commanded an army of formations for his face, honestly I'm not sure what you're talking about

***Earniel*** · 11-16-2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

A great philosopher once said: "Don't try to avoid the question, Ma'am"

Well then, young man, learn to ask the right questions. Without the eufemisms would be nice.

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You just want me to turn my back so you can do what all Belgian (and French) people do: backstab.

Stereotyping, now are we? Shame on you.

SHAME ON YOU, MR. PRESIDENT!

You could at least have the decency to use the right stereotypes. Fne!

Really, I'm disappointed.

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Oh ho! A pun eh?

drawers?...except one thing Earn, that refers to men's underwear. Well, at least we know what type you wear...

Really, if you think the perfect place to hide a large bundle of cash is a man's undergarment... well, I could do without that particular mental image.

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I don't see why all the futile denial: me and Sane have the evidence already.

Riiiight, and photoshop is your friend, I'm sure.

Naaah, you've got nothin' on me. I hid all the bodies really well. *shifty look*

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Laughing at someone's weight. Now isn't that just nice...
...and to think that I protect this person everyday in my job!

Oooh, misquoting tactics, I see. Libel... defamation of character... Presidents get impeached for less you know....

klatukatt · 11-16-2006, 06:48 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
getitoffgetitoffgetitoff-ohgodsitwon'tcomeoff!!!!

so... how you b*****s doing?

Falagar · 11-16-2006, 06:49 PM

All this talk of beds and drawers makes Falagar a sleepy boy

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Weird facial formations?

Where did that come from?

I don't remember Reagan having weird facial formations...expressions, yes...but to say he commanded an army of formations for his face, honestly I'm not sure what you're talking about

Y'know, like this

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

Well then, young man, learn to ask the right questions. Without the eufemisms would be nice.

Stereotyping, now are we? Shame on you.

SHAME ON YOU, MR. PRESIDENT!

You could at least have the decency to use the right stereotypes. Fne!

Really, I'm disappointed.

Considering that I was elected by people, and that you were simply appointed on a biased jugdement, it ought to be YOU who should be ashamed.

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Really, if you think the perfect place to hide a large bundle of cash is a man's undergarment... well, I could do without that particular mental image.

I see you're avoiding the allegation...

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Riiiight, and photoshop is your friend, I'm sure.

I'm not that good with it yet

...but I'm trying.

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Naaah, you've got nothin' on me. I hid all the bodies really well. *shifty look*

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Oooh, misquoting tactics, I see. Libel... defamation of character... Presidents get impeached for less you know....

Misquoting? Libel?

That's what you really posted!...

EDIT: I see you edited your post though...slick, Earn, real slick...

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falagar

All this talk of beds and drawers makes Falagar a sleepy boy

Y'know, like this

He looks russian. I think you're mistaking Reagan for...Gorbachev or something

(what happened to the famous scar?)

Falagar · 11-16-2006, 07:06 PM

I'm more interested in what facial cream he uses. Or perhaps he's an albino...

Also, as (afaik...) foreign minister I insist you two tune down your quarrel. Bad for PR.

Edit: Ehm. Internal affairs minister.

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Falagar

I'm more interested in what facial cream he uses. Or perhaps he's an albino...

Also, as (afaik...) foreign minister I insist you two tune down your quarrel. Bad for PR.

So you still remember your cabinet position

...what a feat.

Falagar · 11-16-2006, 07:22 PM

Yeah? Well, your cousin's so ignorant, he doesn't know the difference between internal and external. At least I remember i from time to time.

11-16-2006, 02:35 PM	#622
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Hahahaha, though I do think Hector is a dweeb at times, I was the one who planted the camera in her drawer, because I had a funny feeling that her memory would indeed "fail" her. We had suspicions that she had a vast amount of mootdollars stuffed away, how else do you thinks she pays for all the frogs? A mod salary doesnt pay that much, which she said herself... Fortunatly, for her reputation, I wont release the tape, for it would surprise and shock the average mooter to see exactly what else she had stuffed under there and what she wore on her off duty time. Suffice to say, that short red mini-skirt, fishnets, a rather fetching jacket and thigh-high highheeled boots were a large part of it. Or...perhaps I will release the tape... Give us all a good laugh. So, your memory still fail you? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 11-16-2006 at 02:36 PM.

11-16-2006, 04:08 PM	#623
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11-16-2006, 04:50 PM	#625
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I disgrace you? How can I? We aren't related or offiliated in any way. And how am I a pedophile? Earniel isn't exactly a wee schoolgirl? Voyeur... maybe... But the camera was in the drawer, which was closed, we only saw what she put in and took out of it, we had no view of her room or her nudity. However we did see copious amount of mootdollars and afore mentioned clothing frequently taken and replaced in said drawer. I am an Imperial officer, I dont waste time looking at noody people in secret. I can just order them to strip in my occupied territories anyways... It doesnt do much for me... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 11-16-2006 at 04:51 PM.

11-16-2006, 06:38 PM	#629
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hello all, how's everyone been? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

11-16-2006, 07:06 PM	#638
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	I'm more interested in what facial cream he uses. Or perhaps he's an albino... Also, as (afaik...) foreign minister I insist you two tune down your quarrel. Bad for PR. Edit: Ehm. Internal affairs minister. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 11-16-2006 at 07:15 PM.

11-16-2006, 06:48 PM	#634
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa getitoffgetitoffgetitoff-ohgodsitwon'tcomeoff!!!! so... how you b*****s doing?

11-16-2006, 07:22 PM	#640
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Yeah? Well, your cousin's so ignorant, he doesn't know the difference between internal and external. At least I remember i from time to time. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

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