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Old 12-12-2007, 10:28 PM   #621
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none o' your business, SIR/MADAM/(n/a)!!!
I'm a SIR you ninny!!

Okay. Keep it to yourself.
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"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

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Old 12-12-2007, 10:32 PM   #622
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No wonder you had trouble with customs.
Actually, personally, I can't stand the stuff. Just doesn't do it for me. The customs guys were just jerks the detained me for an hour, dumped out all my suitcases, cut out the damn liners of the suitcases, grilled me and just said some real stupid ass stuff. And below is a downright quote, I managed to record the later bits of BS they told me on my sansa.


"Where were you born?"

"In the United States, Seattle Washington"

"How'd you get to Iran?"

"I have an Iranian passport."

"Could I get one?"

"No... I got one because both of my parents are Iranian the government of Iran considers me a citizen. You could get a visa and go there though."

"So, then you aren't American."

"Er...No, I'm as American as you."

"But you have an Iranian passport, which only Iranians can have."

"Um, yeah, its this thing called Dual Citizenship. And I'm American born, not a naturalized citizen, so technically speaking my citizenship of the US is more valid, seeing as I was born here..."


It went on like that for another half hour....Arg.
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:14 PM   #623
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I'm a SIR you ninny!!

Okay. Keep it to yourself.
making sure not to offend.

and yes, i shall!!! ninny your mum!
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And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
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Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:01 AM   #624
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Bah!! ninnyninnyninny!!!
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"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:04 AM   #625
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*horse w/ stranger ride into town*

All your Teacups are belong to us!!!

Hmm...Been a terrific sight to see the green, white and grey of Entmoot. (And...dark grey? )

Most of you probably do not remember me, and those of you who do remember a different me from the man standing here before you. A different person of the same blood. Or...vice versa?
Someone I know quite well, perhaps even better than I know myself, has sent me with tidings of his return, which, though belated as-is, will be in short-order.

And a note left to a Mr. Hector Berlioz...

*SneakyRat look around, eying the president with suspicion*

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Old 12-13-2007, 02:16 AM   #626
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Well, I didnt know you, but welcome back anyway!

Have a cookie, I'm goin' to bed.
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:46 AM   #627
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*Walks in with her Anicetos*

Gheeze! Who started the critter throwing?

*Dazed kitten and a frizzy sheep walked by*

I like the Christmas tree, Doc
Woah! I thought we got the place cleaned out... Here kitty kitty! Aeran, you handle the sheep, but NO MUNCHING!

I like the tree as well, too bad all the needles keep falling. So much cleaningwork. Can't we install an automatic cleaning thing or something? Like in the Matrix! I like that *starts leafing through the yellow pages*

Nice to meet you SneakyRat! You do sound awfully mysterious... Oh, and a warning: if there is a rabbit approaching you DO NOT PET! He's not fully trained yet and still has problems not biting the people who try to pet him and he's uncomfortable around strangers. Don't worry, he'll get used to you soon enough. The sabertooth tiger is harmless as long as you don't try to take his place by the fire.
I guess that brings you pretty much up to date.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:00 AM   #628
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I just went to the misquote-thread, but... WHAT THE ... ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?? Me, sticky? Venomous? In love with a big bully? WHAT!!!???!!!
*Is too shocked to say anything more*
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:48 AM   #629
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Bah!! ninnyninnyninny!!!
I'll get you yet, you young wippersnapper! get off o' my lawn!! *shakes cane angrily above head*
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:50 AM   #630
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I just went to the misquote-thread, but... WHAT THE ... ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?? Me, sticky? Venomous? In love with a big bully? WHAT!!!???!!!
*Is too shocked to say anything more*
er...*looks from side to side*...HE DID IT!!! *throws pie at nautipus and runs*
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:20 AM   #631
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er...*looks from side to side*...HE DID IT!!! *throws pie at nautipus and runs*
If this is going to turn into another foodfight, I'm out of here!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:08 AM   #632
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Actually, personally, I can't stand the stuff. Just doesn't do it for me. The customs guys were just jerks the detained me for an hour, dumped out all my suitcases, cut out the damn liners of the suitcases, grilled me and just said some real stupid ass stuff. And below is a downright quote, I managed to record the later bits of BS they told me on my sansa.


"Where were you born?"

"In the United States, Seattle Washington"

"How'd you get to Iran?"

"I have an Iranian passport."

"Could I get one?"

"No... I got one because both of my parents are Iranian the government of Iran considers me a citizen. You could get a visa and go there though."

"So, then you aren't American."

"Er...No, I'm as American as you."

"But you have an Iranian passport, which only Iranians can have."

"Um, yeah, its this thing called Dual Citizenship. And I'm American born, not a naturalized citizen, so technically speaking my citizenship of the US is more valid, seeing as I was born here..."


It went on like that for another half hour....Arg.
It's quite understandable that that pissed you off. What stupidity.. *shakes head*
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:24 AM   #633
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*dashes in* Hey! It's SNOWING!!! Like, seriously snowing! Like, the storm in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer kind of snowing!!!!! It's AWESOME! *dashes out*
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Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again,
How can I take this losing hand and somehow win?

Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground.
I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found
One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down.
I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:48 PM   #634
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If this is going to turn into another foodfight, I'm out of here!

*Hurls casserol at Mari and dashes after DB*
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:49 PM   #635
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Naup, hope u didnt mind me adding another group to my Chemistry session.
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:51 PM   #636
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I dont care, no one's answering my questions, so go ahead.

I'll be waiting.
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"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:57 PM   #637
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Naupie! Im sure someone will answer soon!
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:35 PM   #638
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*Hurls casserol at Mari and dashes after DB*
*wipes pieces of casserol out of her face* FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
*runs after both Nautipus and DB with a lot of pastries in her arms*
YOU'LL PAY!




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Old 12-13-2007, 05:20 PM   #639
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If this is going to turn into another foodfight, I'm out of here!
*shouts through megaphone from many miles away*

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYY ahead of ya...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:37 PM   #640
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*Dodges flying casserole bits and ducks into the stables*

Well hello there SneakyRat! You....seem familiar, can't quite place you but welcome back all the same!
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For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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