The Teacup Cafe II - Page 32

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 12:59 AM

Let the Galaxy unite and rebel against the evil 90 second rule!

*raises switched off lightsaber*

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Hey, anyone want to play a round of chess with me?

EDIT: The Mods, Admins and Vice Presidents are going to KILL US!!!

nah. Why? We weren't doing anything wrong. *glances around the ruins of post-war Teacup Cafe* They'll never notice, we'll clean it all up and make it just like it was before.

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:01 AM

(Raises lightsabers and views trolls' bane with a threatening stance) Are you becoming an ally? Your question about chess implies it

. I'm not sure how ready I am to trust you, however, for obvious reasons.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:01 AM

*checks geiger counter*
Well, we better unobtrusively suggest to them that they wear lead suits.

Well, the peace treaty is coming along, but...

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:04 AM

He's with us, Lief. He's of like mind. Give him a chance; you shall see soon enough! Besides, we really, really could use him as a strong ally. I've known T-bane for some time now; I'll vouch for him & his honour. *shakes trolls' bane's hand* Glad you're with us, mate. Meet Mr. Lief Ericson, a friend of mine. Lief and I go back a while here,

we were once at war and have now found an unlikely alliance.

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:05 AM

Where is this peace treaty being discussed? And under whose authorization? (Jerks thumb over his shoulder at snoozing rohirrim) Certainly not his.

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

nah. Why? We weren't doing anything wrong. *glances around the ruins of post-war Teacup Cafe* They'll never notice, we'll clean it all up and make it just like it was before.

After all, what is six pages added to the thread, more or less?

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:05 AM

Fine with that! But I still also hold my alleigence to Darth Emperor Rohirrim. Planet Entmoot shall remain untouched.

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

He's with us, Lief. He's of like mind. Give him a chance; you shall see soon enough!

Very well. (Dramatically deactivates lightsabers and hooks them back onto his belt)
Hmm. I suppose, Trolls' Bane, you will want us to release your leader to you?

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:08 AM

Yes. And with that we agree to take our invasion to other star systems, provided that we can keep a base here.

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:09 AM

A garrison here? "This deal's getting worse all the time . . ."

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Yes. And with that we agree to take our invasion to other star systems, provided that we can keep a base here.

*looks at Lief* Should we let them keep a base here? I guess if that strengthens our own position, it can be arranged. *thinks about space* So, what part of the Entmoot tower should they use, were they to establish a base here? The 6,566 floor is currently vacant, I think. Hmm.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:11 AM

Well, yes. I plan to keep EDDIE docked in it's proper thread, of course retaining the freedom to mention it now and then.

*Shakes head* this was my best idea yet, all this Eddieness. It's become more popular than my Pet Rats thread and that's saying a lot.

I wonder why my big hits cause large scale wars and invasions...I'll sleep on that one.

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Well, yes. I plan to keep EDDIE docked in it's proper thread, of course retaining the freedom to mention it now and then.

Very well, that's different

. Fine then, peace we shall have.

Lotesse, do we have a stretcher around here somewhere? (Lifts Rohirrim into the air with the Force)

Rohirrim will be so mad when he wakes up and finds out about his period of helplessness

.

EDIT: Oh, just one demand before we hand him over to you! A complete fixing up of the Café, at the Empire's own expense. And a complete change of paint jobs. Black is not our favorite color

.

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:14 AM

(to trolls' bane)I fail to comprehend how you, too, have not been able to grasp the reality here, in that Eddie has been annihilated by my guided missile. You should perhaps build a new ship. Call it The Evil Brian, that is MY step-father's name. It has to be the "Evil Brian," though, not just Brian.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:15 AM

Well, good. And in return for painting the cafe black, I brought some Twi'lek Mariachis to play Cantina music.

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:15 AM

*to the tune of 'Dead Man's Party* Oh, It's a cross-post party....

Are we gonna let him rest in the entmoot infirmiary, or release him to trolls' bane's custody?

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Well, good. And in return for painting the cafe black, I brought some Twi'lek Mariachis to play Cantina music.

Not good enough! See my edit

. But we will keep the Twi'leks

.

trolls' bane · 09-25-2005, 01:19 AM

Okay, well, acutally, I'm using the rest of the fleet's tractor beams to bull parts of EDDIE back out of space so it can be rebuilt.
And as for the flagship that was also destroyed by the missle, we will begin the construction of the Star Destroyer EVIL BRIAN to take it's place. We now have a Star Destroyer to put a full-fledged golf course in, since I couldn't fit that in EDDIE because of the Mall, the minigolf course, and the casino complete with cheap prime rib.

EDIT: Paint changed!

Lotesse · 09-25-2005, 01:22 AM

Nice!! It'll be finished by the time peace talks have completed, and be up and running for our New Universe Order Allied Front!

Lief Erikson · 09-25-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

*to the tune of 'Dead Man's Party* Oh, It's a cross-post party....

Are we gonna let him rest in the entmoot infirmiary, or release him to trolls' bane's custody?

First of all, let's see the Empire's cash for the refurnishing of the Café

. Then I think we can hand rohirrim back into trolls' bane's custody.

09-25-2005, 12:59 AM	#621
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Let the Galaxy unite and rebel against the evil 90 second rule! raises switched off lightsaber __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:01 AM	#623
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	(Raises lightsabers and views trolls' bane with a threatening stance) Are you becoming an ally? Your question about chess implies it . I'm not sure how ready I am to trust you, however, for obvious reasons. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-25-2005, 01:01 AM	#624
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	checks geiger counter Well, we better unobtrusively suggest to them that they wear lead suits. Well, the peace treaty is coming along, but... __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:04 AM	#625
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	He's with us, Lief. He's of like mind. Give him a chance; you shall see soon enough! Besides, we really, really could use him as a strong ally. I've known T-bane for some time now; I'll vouch for him & his honour. shakes trolls' bane's hand Glad you're with us, mate. Meet Mr. Lief Ericson, a friend of mine. Lief and I go back a while here, we were once at war and have now found an unlikely alliance. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-25-2005, 01:05 AM	#627
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Fine with that! But I still also hold my alleigence to Darth Emperor Rohirrim. Planet Entmoot shall remain untouched. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:08 AM	#629
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Yes. And with that we agree to take our invasion to other star systems, provided that we can keep a base here. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:09 AM	#630
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	A garrison here? "This deal's getting worse all the time . . ." __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

09-25-2005, 01:11 AM	#632
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, yes. I plan to keep EDDIE docked in it's proper thread, of course retaining the freedom to mention it now and then. Shakes head this was my best idea yet, all this Eddieness. It's become more popular than my Pet Rats thread and that's saying a lot. I wonder why my big hits cause large scale wars and invasions...I'll sleep on that one. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:14 AM	#634
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	(to trolls' bane)I fail to comprehend how you, too, have not been able to grasp the reality here, in that Eddie has been annihilated by my guided missile. You should perhaps build a new ship. Call it The Evil Brian, that is MY step-father's name. It has to be the "Evil Brian," though, not just Brian. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 09-25-2005 at 01:17 AM.

09-25-2005, 01:15 AM	#635
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, good. And in return for painting the cafe black, I brought some Twi'lek Mariachis to play Cantina music. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-25-2005, 01:15 AM	#636
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	to the tune of 'Dead Man's Party Oh, It's a cross-post party.... Are we gonna let him rest in the entmoot infirmiary, or release him to trolls' bane's custody? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-25-2005, 01:19 AM	#638
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Okay, well, acutally, I'm using the rest of the fleet's tractor beams to bull parts of EDDIE back out of space so it can be rebuilt. And as for the flagship that was also destroyed by the missle, we will begin the construction of the Star Destroyer EVIL BRIAN to take it's place. We now have a Star Destroyer to put a full-fledged golf course in, since I couldn't fit that in EDDIE because of the Mall, the minigolf course, and the casino complete with cheap prime rib. EDIT: Paint changed! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 09-25-2005 at 01:20 AM.

09-25-2005, 01:22 AM	#639
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Nice!! It'll be finished by the time peace talks have completed, and be up and running for our New Universe Order Allied Front! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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