Teacup Cafe XXX - Page 32

***Tessar*** · 08-07-2008, 11:13 AM

I'd love some cheese puffs ^_^.

But right now I have to get ready to go to work at...

umm...

.... at my unspecified job location.

>.>

<.<

Noble Elf Lord · 08-07-2008, 11:29 AM

Still alive.

Badly shaken, though.

Driving went well.

I kinda learnt to use the switch.

Different teacher, but as she said, she's been teaching for 35 years and my former one only 10.

Shouold I continue this smilie-after-every-sentence-style?

Hehehe...

***Tessar*** · 08-07-2008, 11:33 AM

No.

You should not.

Just kidding

.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-07-2008, 11:38 AM

Hey, ya gotta work where the paychecks are written.

Hence my job...which is less of an ornament to my karma than one might hope.

Noble Elf Lord · 08-07-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

No.

You should not.

Just kidding

.

O

K

.

Alright. I quit now. See?

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 12:27 PM

*The Huge Insect Alien-looking Monster and Monsterette finally found each other and are going at lengths in their extra-jaw comparisons and mutual love.*

The last sane person · 08-07-2008, 12:35 PM

*grumble*

...*tail twitch*

*low snarl*

*stalks off in a bad mood*

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-07-2008, 12:47 PM

* Leaves a big pillow nest for her return*

The last sane person · 08-07-2008, 01:10 PM

*ambles back in slightly less annoyed after shooing off unwanted visitors.*

Grr... People irritate me.

*curls up in the nest*

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 01:25 PM

Dear Sane, dont be cross - the HIALOMs are leaving you alone arent them.

The last sane person · 08-07-2008, 01:32 PM

They'd be dead if they attempted to... It would be within their best interest to stay away. It's people that are Irritating me at the moment, not monsters. Unfortunatly, it's a little harder to get away with killing people than it is monsters.

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 01:37 PM

i see, friend!

***Varnafindë*** · 08-07-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Unfortunatly, it's a little harder to get away with killing people than it is monsters.

Probably just as well, though

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 01:55 PM

Sane needs a good huggles. *The Hugging Monster comes out of the MQ to administer the remedy.*

***Varnafindë*** · 08-07-2008, 02:00 PM

So there's a Hugging Monster here as well?
Doesn't sound too bad - it will take me some time to sort out the who's who of all the monsters here, though.

Or do new ones turn up all the time?

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 02:14 PM

Here it is, a who's who of sorts of the monsters...

And all the Monsters stampede in to inhabit the new and expanded Monsters Quarters which now not only CONTAINS these...

The Kissing Monster, the Hugging Monster, the Slobbering Monster (who where especially good at deep tonsil-examining French Kisses), the Groping Monster (who werent particularly favoured by the ladies), the Poking Monster (who kept going around poking people and being generally annoying), the two cousins - the Chewing and the Munching Monsters, and the insane Creeping and Crawling Monsters, and finally the Tickling Monster (generally harmless but people fled from him anyway).

and The Tweaking Monster (who's specialty is to sneak around and pinch and tweak the back of the upper arms of his victims).

The Intoxicated Monster (who's always blasted and wants to get even more blasted), The Mezmerizing Monster (who's stares in the eyes of his victims and renders them willing to whatever he wants them to do) The Theatrical Monster (who goes around always quoting Shakespeare) the Luving Monster (Who's always being generally obnoxious and unwanted by the ladies) The Clinging and Clutching Monsters (who do just that) The Munching and Chewing Monsters (who do just that)

The Scratching Monster and the Massaging Monster are totally benign and actually helps ppl.

The Sneaky and Slimy Monster and the Peeping Monster have major social issues unfortunately.

The Sticky and Icky Tentacled Monsters are both in serious relationships with the Twin No Personal Space Monsterettes.

The Slime & Mudslinging Monster and the Religious trio of Quoting Monsters were evicted and taken away by the Moot Town Police.

The Huge Insect Alien-Looking Monster is engaged to be married to the Huge Insect Alien-Looking Monsterette.

But also the Nursing Monsterette, the Oversexed Monsterette, The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette and The Rock 'n' Roll Monsterette.

And finally the Monster-babies and -children who has special chambers all to themselves.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-07-2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varnafindë

So there's a Hugging Monster here as well?
Doesn't sound too bad - it will take me some time to sort out the who's who of all the monsters here, though.

Or do new ones turn up all the time?

New ones all the time. They are SUPPOSED to be walled up in monster quarters unless requested. Seems to be a security issue in this teacup. *peers severely over reading glasses*

***Varnafindë*** · 08-07-2008, 02:48 PM

Thanks, that's a great list! I don't think I'll bother to try to memorize the names, though

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

The Theatrical Monster (who goes around always quoting Shakespeare)

Hey, I'd like to talk to that one!

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 03:01 PM

*The Theatrical Monster comes out of the MQ and sits down to have a chat with Varna*

Grey_Wolf · 08-07-2008, 03:12 PM

"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with a special song for all you night-owls out there..."

Good nite, Entmoot!
It is time to go.

Du-du-de-du

Good nite, Entmoot!
It is time to go.

I hate to leave you
but I really must go...

Good Nite, Entmoot, Good Nite!

Du-du-a-du-du-a-du-du-a

Good nite, Entmoot!
It is time to go.

Du-du-de-du

Good nite, Entmoot!
It is time to go.

I hate leave you
but I really must go

Good Nite, Entmoot, Good Nite

(fading)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzC1xWX2dIA

08-07-2008, 11:29 AM	#622
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	Still alive. Badly shaken, though. Driving went well. I kinda learnt to use the switch. Different teacher, but as she said, she's been teaching for 35 years and my former one only 10. Shouold I continue this smilie-after-every-sentence-style? Hehehe... __________________ Hers.

08-07-2008, 11:38 AM	#624
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Hey, ya gotta work where the paychecks are written. Hence my job...which is less of an ornament to my karma than one might hope. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

08-07-2008, 12:35 PM	#627
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	grumble ...tail twitch low snarl stalks off in a bad mood __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-07-2008, 12:47 PM	#628
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	* Leaves a big pillow nest for her return* __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

08-07-2008, 01:10 PM	#629
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	ambles back in slightly less annoyed after shooing off unwanted visitors. Grr... People irritate me. curls up in the nest __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-07-2008, 11:13 AM	#621
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	I'd love some cheese puffs ^_^. But right now I have to get ready to go to work at... umm... .... at my unspecified job location. >.> <.<

08-07-2008, 11:33 AM	#623
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	No. You should not. Just kidding .

08-07-2008, 12:27 PM	#626
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The Huge Insect Alien-looking Monster and Monsterette finally found each other and are going at lengths in their extra-jaw comparisons and mutual love.

08-07-2008, 01:25 PM	#630
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Dear Sane, dont be cross - the HIALOMs are leaving you alone arent them.

08-07-2008, 01:32 PM	#631
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	They'd be dead if they attempted to... It would be within their best interest to stay away. It's people that are Irritating me at the moment, not monsters. Unfortunatly, it's a little harder to get away with killing people than it is monsters. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-07-2008, 01:37 PM	#632
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	i see, friend!

08-07-2008, 01:55 PM	#634
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Sane needs a good huggles. The Hugging Monster comes out of the MQ to administer the remedy.

08-07-2008, 02:00 PM	#635
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	So there's a Hugging Monster here as well? Doesn't sound too bad - it will take me some time to sort out the who's who of all the monsters here, though. Or do new ones turn up all the time? __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

08-07-2008, 02:14 PM	#636
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Here it is, a who's who of sorts of the monsters... And all the Monsters stampede in to inhabit the new and expanded Monsters Quarters which now not only CONTAINS these... The Kissing Monster, the Hugging Monster, the Slobbering Monster (who where especially good at deep tonsil-examining French Kisses), the Groping Monster (who werent particularly favoured by the ladies), the Poking Monster (who kept going around poking people and being generally annoying), the two cousins - the Chewing and the Munching Monsters, and the insane Creeping and Crawling Monsters, and finally the Tickling Monster (generally harmless but people fled from him anyway). and The Tweaking Monster (who's specialty is to sneak around and pinch and tweak the back of the upper arms of his victims). The Intoxicated Monster (who's always blasted and wants to get even more blasted), The Mezmerizing Monster (who's stares in the eyes of his victims and renders them willing to whatever he wants them to do) The Theatrical Monster (who goes around always quoting Shakespeare) the Luving Monster (Who's always being generally obnoxious and unwanted by the ladies) The Clinging and Clutching Monsters (who do just that) The Munching and Chewing Monsters (who do just that) The Scratching Monster and the Massaging Monster are totally benign and actually helps ppl. The Sneaky and Slimy Monster and the Peeping Monster have major social issues unfortunately. The Sticky and Icky Tentacled Monsters are both in serious relationships with the Twin No Personal Space Monsterettes. The Slime & Mudslinging Monster and the Religious trio of Quoting Monsters were evicted and taken away by the Moot Town Police. The Huge Insect Alien-Looking Monster is engaged to be married to the Huge Insect Alien-Looking Monsterette. But also the Nursing Monsterette, the Oversexed Monsterette, The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette and The Rock 'n' Roll Monsterette. And finally the Monster-babies and -children who has special chambers all to themselves. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 08-07-2008 at 02:24 PM.

08-07-2008, 03:01 PM	#639
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	The Theatrical Monster comes out of the MQ and sits down to have a chat with Varna

08-07-2008, 03:12 PM	#640
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with a special song for all you night-owls out there..." Good nite, Entmoot! It is time to go. Du-du-de-du Good nite, Entmoot! It is time to go. I hate to leave you but I really must go... Good Nite, Entmoot, Good Nite! Du-du-a-du-du-a-du-du-a Good nite, Entmoot! It is time to go. Du-du-de-du Good nite, Entmoot! It is time to go. I hate leave you but I really must go Good Nite, Entmoot, Good Nite (fading) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzC1xWX2dIA

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