Men of the Silmarillion - Page 31

Falagar · 12-25-2004, 07:27 PM

Beleg got cut down by a sleeping man! Even Finrod managed to go down fighting (though through a singing-contest? "Oh please, Mr. Sauron, my sword is sooo heavy. Can't we sing instead?").

BeardofPants · 12-26-2004, 01:43 AM

LMAO!

"Can't we sing instead?" Good 'un, Falagar.

Elemmírë · 12-28-2004, 05:05 PM

Cute.

Heavy sword, huh?

*eyebrow raised*

Pytt · 12-28-2004, 05:14 PM

no, please, if you have a urgent need to that sort of talk, please create a thread for it. I am sure there are a lot of supressed perverts roaming this forum, and I bet they are on there knees for this thread.

Elemmírë · 12-28-2004, 05:16 PM

I thought this was the thread for it...

Pytt · 12-28-2004, 05:22 PM

you are probalby right...

Falagar · 12-28-2004, 05:57 PM

Imagination and interpretation are nice abilities in principle, this thread just proves that everything can be overdone.

Andúril · 12-29-2004, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elemmire

Heavy sword

Yes?

Blackheart · 12-29-2004, 08:20 PM

a tad point heavy, but a firm grasp upon the hilt will allow you to weild such a weapon with finesse...

Now when using a point heavy weapon, always remember not to over-reach, as it will delay your riposte. Swift, smooth, firm strokes are best.

Lenya · 12-30-2004, 09:59 AM

Very good man. Have you been practicing?

Blackheart · 12-30-2004, 02:24 PM

Every day I practice my sword strokes...

BeardofPants · 12-30-2004, 11:17 PM

You know, if you practice too much, you may go blind.

Yeah, y'know, from yer wrist cramping, causing the sword to smack ye in the eye...

Blackheart · 01-02-2005, 01:22 AM

I use the force!

Minielin · 01-02-2005, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elemmire

I thought this was the thread for it...

No kidding... innuendophiles unite!

Elemmírë · 01-07-2005, 03:04 PM

I'm almost afraid to come back to this thread...

Going back to the last, um... serious... statement here... I think the song singing was probably Sauron's idea, not Finrod's.

And considering this is coming from the same guy who later decides to put all his power into a piece of jewellery?

*eyebrow raised*

Blackheart · 01-07-2005, 04:31 PM

Actually almost any "spell" you can point at in Tolkein's universe is a song... Certainly anything major. Piseogs don't count.

Embladyne · 01-12-2005, 12:57 AM

It's been a while since I've read this thread, and I have to say, I've been mightily amused by it. So, now I'll contribute.
I personally prefer Aiwendil over the rest of the silm guys, but as I'm rereading it presently, I may make some more additions. I will also refrain at this moment from dissing other people's guys, however much I may think they are misguided in their choosing.

Minielin · 01-12-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embladyne

I personally prefer Aiwendil over the rest of the silm guys, but as I'm rereading it presently, I may make some more additions. I will also refrain at this moment from dissing other people's guys, however much I may think they are misguided in their choosing.

Aiwendil?

Hmm... I should reread... doesn't ring a bell. *coughBelegishotcough*

Embladyne · 01-12-2005, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minielin

Aiwendil?

Hmm... I should reread... doesn't ring a bell.

Aiwendil = Radagast the Brown, one of the five Istari.

Quote:

*coughBelegishotcough*

would you like a throat drop? You sound like you've gotten a nasty cold

Minielin · 01-12-2005, 01:19 AM

Ah... interesting. Why?

12-25-2004, 07:27 PM	#601
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Beleg got cut down by a sleeping man! Even Finrod managed to go down fighting (though through a singing-contest? "Oh please, Mr. Sauron, my sword is sooo heavy. Can't we sing instead?"). __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

12-26-2004, 01:43 AM	#602
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	LMAO! "Can't we sing instead?" Good 'un, Falagar. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

12-28-2004, 05:05 PM	#603
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	Cute. Heavy sword, huh? eyebrow raised __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

12-28-2004, 05:14 PM	#604
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	no, please, if you have a urgent need to that sort of talk, please create a thread for it. I am sure there are a lot of supressed perverts roaming this forum, and I bet they are on there knees for this thread. __________________ Don't Panic!

12-28-2004, 05:16 PM	#605
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I thought this was the thread for it... __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

12-28-2004, 05:22 PM	#606
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	you are probalby right... __________________ Don't Panic!

12-28-2004, 05:57 PM	#607
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Imagination and interpretation are nice abilities in principle, this thread just proves that everything can be overdone. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

12-29-2004, 08:20 PM	#609
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	a tad point heavy, but a firm grasp upon the hilt will allow you to weild such a weapon with finesse... Now when using a point heavy weapon, always remember not to over-reach, as it will delay your riposte. Swift, smooth, firm strokes are best. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

12-30-2004, 09:59 AM	#610
Lenya Elentári Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Africa Posts: 727	Very good man. Have you been practicing?

12-30-2004, 02:24 PM	#611
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Every day I practice my sword strokes... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

12-30-2004, 11:17 PM	#612
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You know, if you practice too much, you may go blind. Yeah, y'know, from yer wrist cramping, causing the sword to smack ye in the eye... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

01-02-2005, 01:22 AM	#613
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	I use the force! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

01-07-2005, 03:04 PM	#615
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	I'm almost afraid to come back to this thread... Going back to the last, um... serious... statement here... I think the song singing was probably Sauron's idea, not Finrod's. And considering this is coming from the same guy who later decides to put all his power into a piece of jewellery? eyebrow raised __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

01-07-2005, 04:31 PM	#616
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Actually almost any "spell" you can point at in Tolkein's universe is a song... Certainly anything major. Piseogs don't count. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

01-12-2005, 12:57 AM	#617
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	It's been a while since I've read this thread, and I have to say, I've been mightily amused by it. So, now I'll contribute. I personally prefer Aiwendil over the rest of the silm guys, but as I'm rereading it presently, I may make some more additions. I will also refrain at this moment from dissing other people's guys, however much I may think they are misguided in their choosing. __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

01-12-2005, 01:19 AM	#620
Minielin Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I dwell in possibility. Posts: 247	Ah... interesting. Why? __________________ "...then how shall I Revive the dying tones of minstrelsy, Which linger yet about lone gothic arches, In dark green ivy, and among wild larches?" Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum.

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