Teacup Café XX - Page 31

**Mari** · 12-11-2007, 01:23 PM

*hears the incoming kittens, ducks behind a table and fires a first shot at Nautipus but misses because he darts away*
I need something more agile. Excuse me, be right back.
*leaves with the canon and comes back a few minutes later with a mitraileur type stuffed with little red ants*

Nautipus · 12-11-2007, 01:30 PM

*spies Mari's actions over his hiding place, and proceeds to stuf a large and unhappy anteater into his howitzer*

**Mari** · 12-11-2007, 03:03 PM

*decides to take stronger actions and throws a blowdried sheep*
Hahaha! Try evading those statics!

Nautipus · 12-11-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

*decides to take stronger actions and throws a blowdried sheep*
Hahaha! Try evading those statics!

*grabs a handy cat* the shock will go through me to get to its more desireable victim!

**Mari** · 12-11-2007, 03:35 PM

Aww, poor kitty! I'll save you!
*throws huge ladybugs at Nautipus* There you go! He's all yours to marry! *throws in a few spiders for good measure*

Grey_Wolf · 12-11-2007, 04:49 PM

MUCH later - mari and nautipus are found both lying dead in a bloody mess by HB and Tessar - Gw photographs like mad in the traditional CSI flippering image manner.

**Mari** · 12-11-2007, 05:22 PM

Hey! Don't go declaring us dead yet will ya! I didn't even get the chance to use my ultimate weapon!
*mutters something dark under her breath about what happens to people who'd love to see her go before her time*

Grey_Wolf · 12-11-2007, 06:16 PM

durinsbane2244 · 12-11-2007, 06:55 PM

gracious me, i'm going to see jethro tull!! very soon!!!

durinsbane2244 · 12-12-2007, 07:27 AM

gracious me, that was amazing!!!! i'd put it as the second greatest experience of my life...i know, sooo long my life's been...but still...

Nautipus · 12-12-2007, 09:29 AM

Really? What's your first?

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-12-2007, 11:16 AM

That's cool. Don't suppose they played anything from Heavy Horses, at this late date.

*looks around at animal debris in the teacup*

Dead or not, you characters had better start cleaning up, here. You know, when you terrify sheep, it louses up their wool quality. And I'm not handing out the scones until these ants are GONE.

Nautipus · 12-12-2007, 12:53 PM

Where'd the anteater go, he was supposed to be working on the ants?

**Mari** · 12-12-2007, 02:04 PM

probably fighting off the ladybugs or hiding from the spiders.
But don't worry, I'll just set Aeran and Bunicula free to clean everything out.

Nautipus · 12-12-2007, 02:11 PM

And um....I'm gonna take a nap and make Brutus.....well, let's face it I cant make Brutus do anything.

**Mari** · 12-12-2007, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

And um....I'm gonna take a nap and make Brutus.....well, let's face it I cant make Brutus do anything.

You're the Kraken King, but you can't make Brutus (a Kraken) do what you want? Try asking nicely then! Works every time on Aeran and Bunicula!

But let's get to work, we created this mess, we've got to get it clean... you've got the phonenumber of someone to clear the place of the stuffed elephants? Otherwise we got to do it ourselves...
*takes the broom and start sweeping*

Nautipus · 12-12-2007, 03:56 PM

I am the Kraken King, but Brutus and I have history...... anyway, let's say I owe him. But maybe he'll toss the elephants out.
*Asks Brutus, who does the job, and begins to pick up the random kitten*

**Mari** · 12-12-2007, 04:15 PM

Thanks Brutus!

Good job! You two are doing a good job too Aeran, Bunicula!
Well, that only leaves us... the glass and putting the tables and chairs back.

*brushes off a seat of a chair* Honorable Sis, do sit down!

Acalewia · 12-12-2007, 09:38 PM

*Walks in with her Anicetos*

Gheeze! Who started the critter throwing?

*Dazed kitten and a frizzy sheep walked by*

I like the Christmas tree, Doc

durinsbane2244 · 12-12-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

Really? What's your first?

none o' your business, SIR/MADAM/(n/a)!!!

nah, it's personal...not dirty, though.

12-11-2007, 01:23 PM	#601
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	hears the incoming kittens, ducks behind a table and fires a first shot at Nautipus but misses because he darts away I need something more agile. Excuse me, be right back. leaves with the canon and comes back a few minutes later with a mitraileur type stuffed with little red ants __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-11-2007, 01:30 PM	#602
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	spies Mari's actions over his hiding place, and proceeds to stuf a large and unhappy anteater into his howitzer __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

12-11-2007, 03:03 PM	#603
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	decides to take stronger actions and throws a blowdried sheep Hahaha! Try evading those statics! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-11-2007, 03:35 PM	#605
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Aww, poor kitty! I'll save you! throws huge ladybugs at Nautipus There you go! He's all yours to marry! throws in a few spiders for good measure __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-11-2007, 05:22 PM	#607
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hey! Don't go declaring us dead yet will ya! I didn't even get the chance to use my ultimate weapon! mutters something dark under her breath about what happens to people who'd love to see her go before her time __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-11-2007, 04:49 PM	#606
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	MUCH later - mari and nautipus are found both lying dead in a bloody mess by HB and Tessar - Gw photographs like mad in the traditional CSI flippering image manner.

12-11-2007, 06:16 PM	#608
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	lol

12-11-2007, 06:55 PM	#609
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	gracious me, i'm going to see jethro tull!! very soon!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-12-2007, 07:27 AM	#610
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	gracious me, that was amazing!!!! i'd put it as the second greatest experience of my life...i know, sooo long my life's been...but still... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-12-2007, 09:29 AM	#611
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Really? What's your first? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

12-12-2007, 11:16 AM	#612
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	That's cool. Don't suppose they played anything from Heavy Horses, at this late date. looks around at animal debris in the teacup Dead or not, you characters had better start cleaning up, here. You know, when you terrify sheep, it louses up their wool quality. And I'm not handing out the scones until these ants are GONE. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

12-12-2007, 12:53 PM	#613
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Where'd the anteater go, he was supposed to be working on the ants? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

12-12-2007, 02:04 PM	#614
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	probably fighting off the ladybugs or hiding from the spiders. But don't worry, I'll just set Aeran and Bunicula free to clean everything out. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-12-2007, 02:11 PM	#615
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	And um....I'm gonna take a nap and make Brutus.....well, let's face it I cant make Brutus do anything. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

12-12-2007, 03:56 PM	#617
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	I am the Kraken King, but Brutus and I have history...... anyway, let's say I owe him. But maybe he'll toss the elephants out. Asks Brutus, who does the job, and begins to pick up the random kitten __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

12-12-2007, 04:15 PM	#618
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Thanks Brutus! Good job! You two are doing a good job too Aeran, Bunicula! Well, that only leaves us... the glass and putting the tables and chairs back. brushes off a seat of a chair Honorable Sis, do sit down! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-12-2007, 09:38 PM	#619
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Walks in with her Anicetos Gheeze! Who started the critter throwing? Dazed kitten and a frizzy sheep walked by I like the Christmas tree, Doc __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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