The Teacup Café XV - Page 31

hectorberlioz · 11-15-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Eärniel

Er.. did we? My memory fails me on that part... No, no need, I repeat, no need to jog my memory!

So... um... will a chocolate chip cookie for each rescued mooter suffice?

Oh Please. This is just another instance of Moderator dishonesty with the people... I may disagree with Sane sometimes, but we're not fools. We know about that "dough" underneath your bed. We have spies everywhere

Hey Sane, notice how her memory "fails" her?

trolls' bane · 11-15-2006, 10:05 PM

Your cousin is so narrow-minded that he fails to cover up the broad scope your conspiracies!

hectorberlioz · 11-15-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Your cousin is so narrow-minded that he fails to cover up the broad scope your conspiracies!

Your cousin is so lazy, it took twenty-five months for him to get to take out the trash.

me9996 · 11-15-2006, 11:32 PM

Why do people call Earniel froggy?

trolls' bane · 11-16-2006, 12:26 AM

Your cousin is so dense, that when you put him in water he sinks like twice his weight in lead would.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 11-16-2006, 12:51 AM

*is laughing so hard that it hurts*

Do more! Do more! Do more!

Your cousin is so...
Braindead. I.e., I can't think of anything.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 11-16-2006, 12:53 AM

Your cousin is so ignorant that when he sees his fish floating upside-down in its tank for a couple weeks, he thinks it's just taking a loooooooong nap.

trolls' bane · 11-16-2006, 01:04 AM

LOL!
Your cousin is so narrow-minded that he can only bump his head in two dimensions.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 11-16-2006, 01:36 AM

Your cousin is so ignorant that he thinks sunglasses are glasses that the sun wears.

trolls' bane · 11-16-2006, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Your cousin is so ignorant that he thinks sunglasses are glasses that the sun wears.

LOL! Good one...

Your cousin has so much surface area "they" had to create extra dimensions just to fit him.

Oh, and here's a truck I found online...

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|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
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(I edited the text...)

Thain Peregrin Took I · 11-16-2006, 02:44 AM

Your cousin can get stuck in a tree without being near one!

Grey_Wolf · 11-16-2006, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

You mean it's true?

What is true? That your cousin is so ignorant that he doesnt know his left from his right.

***Earniel*** · 11-16-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Oh Please. This is just another instance of Moderator dishonesty with the people... I may disagree with Sane sometimes, but we're not fools. We know about that "dough" underneath your bed. We have spies everywhere

Dishonesty? Oh please. Of course there things under my bed, as I have said somewhere before, I have a staple bed. There's two whole cabinets under it!

No dough, though. I usually make that in the kitchen, otherwise it gets messy...

Oh and Hector, how exactly is letting people know you have spies in women's bedrooms going to help your case?

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

What is true? That your cousin is so ignorant that he doesnt know his left from his right.

Your cousin is so foolish, he thinks that when someone says that Jokers and Harlequins used to entertain kings, that the king read trashy romance novels.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Dishonesty? Oh please. Of course there things under my bed, as I have said somewhere before, I have a staple bed. There's two whole cabinets under it!

No dough, though. I usually make that in the kitchen, otherwise it gets messy...

Green stuff, Earn; green stuff

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Oh and Hector, how exactly is letting people know you have spies in women's bedrooms going to help your case?

Oops...

rohirrim TR · 11-16-2006, 01:20 PM

Broken NEWS

THE Berlioz administration caught in scandal. President Hector Berlioz has admitted in a statement yesterday that he has been illegally "domestically spyed" on Earniel leading certain certain members of entmoot to wonder if that is an impeachable offense.

If only we had a president who was principled, wise and scientifically brilliant enough to spy on people without being caught. Vote Brendonian, 08, before its too late;... Berlioz is watching.

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

Broken NEWS

THE Berlioz administration caught in scandal. President Hector Berlioz has admitted in a statement yesterday that he has been illegally "domestically spyed" on Earniel leading certain certain members of entmoot to wonder if that is an impeachable offense.

If only we had a president who was principled, wise and scientifically brilliant enough to spy on people without being caught. Vote Brendonian, 08, before its too late;... Berlioz is watching.

Now wait a minute here...we had reason to believe that Earniel has dough hidden underneath her bed, which is the ONLY reason we spyed on her...in fact, the only place we put the camera was in the drawer underneath her bed, where we believed the dough would climb into....*looks around*...You guys don't believe me, do you?

rohirrim TR · 11-16-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Now wait a minute here...we had reason to believe that Earniel has dough hidden underneath her bed, which is the ONLY reason we spyed on her...in fact, the only place we put the camera was in the drawer underneath her bed, where we believed the dough would climb into....*looks around*...You guys don't believe me, do you?

Oh so now you're saying you did plant a camera but you didn't develop the film.?

I'm sure you didn't inhale either.

hectorberlioz · 11-16-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

Oh so now you're saying you did plant a camera but you didn't develop the film.?

I'm sure you didn't inhale either.

I want to assure the Mootian people of something... I did not have a camera in that drawer...

sun-star · 11-16-2006, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

Broken NEWS

THE Berlioz administration caught in scandal. President Hector Berlioz has admitted in a statement yesterday that he has been illegally "domestically spyed" on Earniel leading certain certain members of entmoot to wonder if that is an impeachable offense.

If only we had a president who was principled, wise and scientifically brilliant enough to spy on people without being caught. Vote Brendonian, 08, before its too late;... Berlioz is watching.

Shocking behaviour. Not to mention his wanton libelling of the electorate's cousins.

brownjenkins · 11-16-2006, 02:12 PM

And his years of impersonating a famous composer... a dead one at that!

11-15-2006, 10:05 PM	#602
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Your cousin is so narrow-minded that he fails to cover up the broad scope your conspiracies! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-16-2006, 12:26 AM	#605
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Your cousin is so dense, that when you put him in water he sinks like twice his weight in lead would. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-16-2006, 12:51 AM	#606
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	is laughing so hard that it hurts Do more! Do more! Do more! Your cousin is so... Braindead. I.e., I can't think of anything. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

11-16-2006, 12:53 AM	#607
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Your cousin is so ignorant that when he sees his fish floating upside-down in its tank for a couple weeks, he thinks it's just taking a loooooooong nap. __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

11-16-2006, 01:04 AM	#608
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! Your cousin is so narrow-minded that he can only bump his head in two dimensions. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-16-2006, 01:36 AM	#609
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Your cousin is so ignorant that he thinks sunglasses are glasses that the sun wears. __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

11-16-2006, 02:44 AM	#611
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Your cousin can get stuck in a tree without being near one! __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

11-16-2006, 02:12 PM	#620
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	And his years of impersonating a famous composer... a dead one at that! __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

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