I made a song!!!!! - Page 31

Arathorn · 05-04-2002, 11:07 PM

Sure thing, BOP! Give me a few hrs to get sleepy again, LOL!

I think I avoided it since I keep picturing Weird Al who mangled it 3 yrs ago for SW:Ep. I. It is the song legends are made of.

***Earniel*** · 05-05-2002, 06:55 AM

"My my this dear Anakin-guy
may be Vader someday later
now he's just a small fry"

HILARIOUS!!! Still cracks me up... neh neh neh.

Aha, nighttime song manglers heh? Well, mine was mangled too at 0.30 in the middle of the night.

Rosie-Lass · 05-05-2002, 07:46 AM

Man do I have a hangover!
That cider sent me to sleep good and proper! V. good stuff!
My avatar reflects my aspiration to a drunken person kinda thing!
Has anyone ever had that really nice Scottish Grouse Whiskey. That nearly burnt a hole in my throat.

I'm only awake at 2.00am when I have drunk coffee before bed. I'll have to try mangling then. It might make the words flow, like The Tractor when I hit my head.
Hmmmmmm...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-05-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
You know one of my secrets is not really the booze. It's when I'm about to go to sleep that I mangle. It just sets my mind to be halfway to dreamland.

Come to think of it, my best songs seem to come after 2AM.

Just like my essays. . .heh. That would be why I'm at entmoot now instead of working, wouldn't it?

ooh, American Pie. Love that song. Of course, I have seen many mangled versions elsewhere, but considering Arathorn's skill with mangling, I'm sure it will be worth it.

Glad you liked the cider, Rosie-lass. You know what really burns a hole in my throat? Guaro. Nasty stuff. Here, people, have some Sake.

Arathorn · 05-06-2002, 02:32 AM

You sure gave me a mouthful to mangle BoP. (whew)
So here it is:

TO MORDOR THEY FLY
(Originally AMERICAN PIE by Don McLean)

A long, long time ago
In a hole, a hobbit lived
Who went to venture many miles
And he knew if he had a chance
His nephew would follow his stance
And stories they'd be piping for a while

But Bilbo's gold ring gave them shivers
As Nazgul came across the river
Gandalf on the doorstep;
Made them take one more step

They barely made it past the wild
But Tom came in singing with his bride
Then someone with a past to hide
Helped them go through their stride
So...

Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies
This'll be the Age Sauron dies

To Mordor went Frode and Sam
The rest tailed friends who're in a jam
But they escaped the uruk horde
Now they ran in to old Fangorn's grove
And met Treebeard who's angst they drove and
Can they moot without taking it slow?

Well Gandalf White rose back from the grave
'Cause Middle-Earth he just has to save
He met with Strider who
Led Legolas and Gimli too

They met a Mark Captain named Eomer
And told his king what Orthanc's perils were
Grima ran to his new master
The day they hit their stride
They started singing...

Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies
This'll be the Age Sauron dies

Now in Helm's deep orcs they have just hewn,
And Legolas and Gimli's scores were known
But that's not where they ought to be
'Cause sly Wormtongue ran towards Saruman
To warn of perils from south Rohan
And Theoden roused a strong army

Oh and while the king's men made orcs frown,
The ents took Orthanc and closed it down
The tower was secure,
No uruk could endure

And while horsemen came out from the Mark,
Saruman's future loomed quite dark
And Gandalf spoke and let him go
The day they hit their stride
They were singing...

Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies
This'll be the Age Sauron dies

Helter-skelter in a summer swelter
The Nazgul flew from their wicked shelter
Eight miles high and diving fast,
They scared men out in the grass
The Dark lord called on his Morgul King
To take Gondor, but Gondor called Rohan its kin

Now the darkness on the tower loomed
While Nazgul flew and mumaki boomed
Theoden pranced his last,
Dernhelm killed the Morgul King quite fast

Now the western forces took the field
The orcs and easterlings won't yield
But new ship's banners were revealed
The day they hit their stride
They started singing...

Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies
This'll be the Age Sauron dies

Oh, Sam and Frodo went to a place,
A spider's lair old Shelob's lace
With no time left Gollum escaped
But good ole Sam was nimble, Sam was quick,
Sam shot shelob with the sword Sting
Well Gollum's the spider's only friend.

Oh, and as Sam wore the One ring
Orcs took his master's other things
No hobbit can quite tell
Why orcs ran from his spell

And as they both ran east into the night
To melt the One Ring in Doom's light
Sam heard Smeagol cursing with delight
The day they hit their stride
They were singing...

Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died
This sure was the Age Sauron died

And when they woke up to bright hues
And Gandalf broke to them all the news
Well they just gaped and beamed away.
They were the heroes of new lore,
Of the times when halflings sure did score
And the many said the hobbits sure could slay.

And in the Shire the hobbits screamed,
The ruffians ran and a wizard got creamed
But not a word was spoken
Why Frodo's wounds had woken

So the two friends left the Shire like ghosts,
Young Sam and Frodo whom he loved the most
Frode caught the last ship for the West
The day they hit their stride
And they were singing...

Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died
This sure was the Age Sauron died

They were singing Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly,
Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try
And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died
This sure was the Age Sauron died

I'm not sure if it's ok, though. I need some more of that cider.

*Gulps down a glass of EG's cider*

BeardofPants · 05-06-2002, 02:34 AM

What, are you nuts? That's great! You ARE the master!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-06-2002, 02:34 AM

*applause* It's wonderful!!!

here, have some cider.

***Earniel*** · 05-06-2002, 03:04 AM

Woohoo! Brilliant! *bows to the one and only bard of mangled songs*

BeardofPants · 05-06-2002, 03:09 AM

THREE CHEERS FOR ARATHORN!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-06-2002, 03:12 AM

Aye, hooray for Arathorn, Master of Mangling (songs)!!!

Cheers!

Arathorn · 05-06-2002, 04:58 AM

This is er, heehee

mhocolate · 05-06-2002, 05:42 AM

I hope you all realise your destroying your livers. Apart from you rosie lass since youve neve rbeen drunk in your life and dont even drink alcohol.

But i shall join in this with a.....diet coke!yum!

StrawberryIcecream · 05-06-2002, 05:44 AM

that was me that said that last comment. I accidentaly was still logged on as one of my friends who by the way cannot stand LOTR.

Glorious Glorfindel · 05-06-2002, 08:15 AM

EMMA! how do u know mhocolate's password? well, actually its fairly obvious for vicki!

Finrod Felagund · 05-06-2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rosie-Lass
Great songs everybody.
Overview of Current Thread:
Arathorn has had a mad Yoda/Tequila induced mangling spree, mangling about twelve songs in the space of five minutes (with the help of the worm).
Earniel has finally tried her hand at song-mangling to great alcohol-influenced effect.
BoP is wondering what the hell is going on as she had no idea about the tequila thing and then visits the thread finding a load of drunk mooters there. She then joins in with the madness and starts referring to Goldfish.
Strawberry Milkshake and XK are being worried Veggies after the confession about the worm in the American Tequila.
And me...
I'm just as drunk!

And that Finrod guy keeps teling people he's gota new song but it's not coming.

You know what? I had thought of a great one but now I can't remember it!!!!!!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-06-2002, 10:06 AM

oh, I know the feeling, thinking of a great song, and not remembering it! Rather frustrating, that!

***Earniel*** · 05-06-2002, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mhocolate
I hope you all realise your destroying your livers. Apart from you rosie lass since youve neve rbeen drunk in your life and dont even drink alcohol.

But i shall join in this with a.....diet coke!yum!

I think you mean me, judging by Rolie-lass's posts she's quite acquinted with alcohol

I'll join in with a bar of chocolate.... mmm.... chocolate.....

Rosie-Lass · 05-06-2002, 01:49 PM

Quote:

And that Finrod guy keeps teling people he's gota new song but it's not coming.

Yes. GET ON WITH IT! j/k, Finrod!

Quote:

Apart from you rosie lass since youve neve rbeen drunk in your life and dont even drink alcohol.

Scuse me? I am the great Bridget Jones (sorta

). I had A WHOLE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE on NY Eve (and I downed it in one go)! So there. Jen and eowyn kept wafting Reef under my nose but I resisted. I would have drunk it, but my parents limited me.

Can I have some of the cider?
Great song Arathorn.

Argor, ciderer sswas blurry fableous. *Hiccup*

Glorious Glorfindel · 05-06-2002, 01:57 PM

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!

Radagast The Brown · 05-06-2002, 02:11 PM

Great song, Arathorn. When do you get out an album???

05-04-2002, 11:07 PM	#601
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Sure thing, BOP! Give me a few hrs to get sleepy again, LOL! I think I avoided it since I keep picturing Weird Al who mangled it 3 yrs ago for SW:Ep. I. It is the song legends are made of. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-05-2002, 06:55 AM	#602
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oh wait, I know that one.... "My my this dear Anakin-guy may be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry" HILARIOUS!!! Still cracks me up... neh neh neh. Aha, nighttime song manglers heh? Well, mine was mangled too at 0.30 in the middle of the night. __________________ We are not things.

05-05-2002, 07:46 AM	#603
Rosie-Lass Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: A dizzy state between insanity and sleep! Posts: 173	Man do I have a hangover! That cider sent me to sleep good and proper! V. good stuff! My avatar reflects my aspiration to a drunken person kinda thing! Has anyone ever had that really nice Scottish Grouse Whiskey. That nearly burnt a hole in my throat. I'm only awake at 2.00am when I have drunk coffee before bed. I'll have to try mangling then. It might make the words flow, like The Tractor when I hit my head. Hmmmmmm... __________________ Yoda Lives!

05-06-2002, 02:32 AM	#605
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	You sure gave me a mouthful to mangle BoP. (whew) So here it is: TO MORDOR THEY FLY (Originally AMERICAN PIE by Don McLean) A long, long time ago In a hole, a hobbit lived Who went to venture many miles And he knew if he had a chance His nephew would follow his stance And stories they'd be piping for a while But Bilbo's gold ring gave them shivers As Nazgul came across the river Gandalf on the doorstep; Made them take one more step They barely made it past the wild But Tom came in singing with his bride Then someone with a past to hide Helped them go through their stride So... Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies To Mordor went Frode and Sam The rest tailed friends who're in a jam But they escaped the uruk horde Now they ran in to old Fangorn's grove And met Treebeard who's angst they drove and Can they moot without taking it slow? Well Gandalf White rose back from the grave 'Cause Middle-Earth he just has to save He met with Strider who Led Legolas and Gimli too They met a Mark Captain named Eomer And told his king what Orthanc's perils were Grima ran to his new master The day they hit their stride They started singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Now in Helm's deep orcs they have just hewn, And Legolas and Gimli's scores were known But that's not where they ought to be 'Cause sly Wormtongue ran towards Saruman To warn of perils from south Rohan And Theoden roused a strong army Oh and while the king's men made orcs frown, The ents took Orthanc and closed it down The tower was secure, No uruk could endure And while horsemen came out from the Mark, Saruman's future loomed quite dark And Gandalf spoke and let him go The day they hit their stride They were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Helter-skelter in a summer swelter The Nazgul flew from their wicked shelter Eight miles high and diving fast, They scared men out in the grass The Dark lord called on his Morgul King To take Gondor, but Gondor called Rohan its kin Now the darkness on the tower loomed While Nazgul flew and mumaki boomed Theoden pranced his last, Dernhelm killed the Morgul King quite fast Now the western forces took the field The orcs and easterlings won't yield But new ship's banners were revealed The day they hit their stride They started singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Oh, Sam and Frodo went to a place, A spider's lair old Shelob's lace With no time left Gollum escaped But good ole Sam was nimble, Sam was quick, Sam shot shelob with the sword Sting Well Gollum's the spider's only friend. Oh, and as Sam wore the One ring Orcs took his master's other things No hobbit can quite tell Why orcs ran from his spell And as they both ran east into the night To melt the One Ring in Doom's light Sam heard Smeagol cursing with delight The day they hit their stride They were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died And when they woke up to bright hues And Gandalf broke to them all the news Well they just gaped and beamed away. They were the heroes of new lore, Of the times when halflings sure did score And the many said the hobbits sure could slay. And in the Shire the hobbits screamed, The ruffians ran and a wizard got creamed But not a word was spoken Why Frodo's wounds had woken So the two friends left the Shire like ghosts, Young Sam and Frodo whom he loved the most Frode caught the last ship for the West The day they hit their stride And they were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died They were singing Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died I'm not sure if it's ok, though. I need some more of that cider. Gulps down a glass of EG's cider __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-06-2002 at 10:40 AM.

05-06-2002, 02:34 AM	#606
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What, are you nuts? That's great! You ARE the master! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-06-2002, 02:34 AM	#607
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	applause It's wonderful!!! here, have some cider. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-06-2002, 03:04 AM	#608
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Woohoo! Brilliant! bows to the one and only bard of mangled songs __________________ We are not things.

05-06-2002, 03:09 AM	#609
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	THREE CHEERS FOR ARATHORN!!! HIP HIP HOORAY! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-06-2002, 03:12 AM	#610
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Aye, hooray for Arathorn, Master of Mangling (songs)!!! Cheers! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-06-2002, 04:58 AM	#611
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	This is er, heehee __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-06-2002, 05:42 AM	#612
mhocolate Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on a boat Posts: 2	I hope you all realise your destroying your livers. Apart from you rosie lass since youve neve rbeen drunk in your life and dont even drink alcohol. But i shall join in this with a.....diet coke!yum!

05-06-2002, 05:44 AM	#613
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	that was me that said that last comment. I accidentaly was still logged on as one of my friends who by the way cannot stand LOTR. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

05-06-2002, 08:15 AM	#614
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	EMMA! how do u know mhocolate's password? well, actually its fairly obvious for vicki! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

05-06-2002, 10:06 AM	#616
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	oh, I know the feeling, thinking of a great song, and not remembering it! Rather frustrating, that! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-06-2002, 01:57 PM	#619
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

05-06-2002, 02:11 PM	#620
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	Great song, Arathorn. When do you get out an album??? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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