Why are you weird? - Page 31

***Earniel*** · 05-28-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
ah, but Earniel, this is a different story now...the purpose of which is proving how wierd we are, and therefore we shouldn't be shut down. . .well, we haven't yet. . .er....

And you really think you need to prove it?

Elfmaster XK · 05-28-2002, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Stupid thing! What's it doing this time?!

*Pounds sheep incessantly upon the head*

Work damn you, work!

This time it is firing random shots at the 'faces' poster over there! And running in circle...again!

*After BoP hits it*

Ahh, its stopped...wait...It's coming at me! I hate sheep...no...No! ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 11:41 AM

*Sits down in corner, facing wall*

*Closes eyes*

*Rocks to and fro*

*Whispers under breath: I.WILL.INSANE. I.INSANE. INSANE. INNIT? ME WILL INSANE. DIE HAPPY INSANE PUPPY. BUNNY. INSANE*

*Looks down, and realizes that he needs a dry pair of pants*

Blackheart · 05-28-2002, 12:26 PM

What da hell is all youse people doin in ma cave?

Out! Out!

*pulls a lever on the wall which causes a door to slowly grind open*

Dats it. I'm feedin youse folks to mu specially trained horde of rabid possums.

Get 'em Willie!

Dey is all named Willie.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 12:29 PM

RUUUUN!!!! Get out of the cave! We do apologize, blackheart, didn't know it was yours. . .ooh, look, shiny things!

Wulažg · 05-28-2002, 12:29 PM

I like possums... they're tasty!! I'll have to dissect their brains to tell whether they are really rabid though...

I shall vanquish the possums with my legion of flying attack porcupines!! Ha!

***Earniel*** · 05-28-2002, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Get 'em Willie!

Please leave my computer out of this.

Elfmaster XK · 05-28-2002, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel

Please leave my computer out of this.

What about Dave, he free for it?

Oh shiney *also runs after shiney things* Gad, were suckers! This isn't a trap...isn't a trap...

Wulažg · 05-28-2002, 12:56 PM

this isn't a trap, this isn't a trap...WHAAAAA!!!(to be continued)...

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Dats it. I'm feedin youse folks to mu specially trained horde of rabid possums.

Get 'em Willie!

Dey is all named Willie.

Hawow Winky! How woo?

Mommy look! No fingers!

*Dribble*
*Later: Foam*

***Earniel*** · 05-28-2002, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
What about Dave, he free for it?

Mmm, I don't know, my sister is working on him right now. If she has to relinquish him right now, there will be hell to pay....

Garina · 05-28-2002, 02:49 PM

I appear to be in some kind of cage. This is not good!!!

Wulazg? Eruviel? Eärniel? E XK? Anyone? It's very dark in here and I can't see...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BeardofPants · 05-28-2002, 03:11 PM

pffffft.

I'd like to see Mr. Ork or his rabid possums get past the wooly exterior of this rabid foaming sheep.

Fine, it's up to me to save the day, issit? Tsk.

*Dances about madly infront of the willies and lures them out into the hot sandy beach whereupon Arathorn bonks them on the head with rotten coconuts.*

There, now run freeeeee.... as freeee as the wiiiind blows.... as freeeee as the grass grows.....

'Cept for you Garina, you could use some Ork cuddles.

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 03:12 PM

*Teleports into cage*

*Smiles*

*Pieces of spinach and other green leafy edibles are visible between teeth*

*Garina doesn't understand her peril*

BeardofPants · 05-28-2002, 03:13 PM

.... Or some Anduril lovin'.

....

At least he has no fingers!

Garina · 05-28-2002, 03:49 PM

I repeat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 04:03 PM

Hehehe.

Hmmmm......Garina: What am I touching right now?

Garina · 05-28-2002, 04:06 PM

*bangs her head against the cage*
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Andúril · 05-28-2002, 04:13 PM

*Tries to unsquint eyes...fails miserably*

I special. Mommy said so.

Blackheart · 05-28-2002, 04:41 PM

*Wanders out from back room*

Hmm, survivors....

*Rubs hands in glee*

Hello, I'm SO very glad to meat.. err meet you!

Oooh. A head banger, and a fingerless Tark.

I think I'll...

*sniffs*

Say... I smell sheep dip....

I suppose I'm going to have to find a sheep to dip in it.

*wanders outside*

Here sheepy sheepy.

Time to get dipped.

*pokes head inside for a second*

Now don't go anywhere, I'll be right back!

05-28-2002, 12:26 PM	#604
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	What da hell is all youse people doin in ma cave? Out! Out! pulls a lever on the wall which causes a door to slowly grind open Dats it. I'm feedin youse folks to mu specially trained horde of rabid possums. Get 'em Willie! Dey is all named Willie. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-28-2002, 12:29 PM	#605
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	RUUUUN!!!! Get out of the cave! We do apologize, blackheart, didn't know it was yours. . .ooh, look, shiny things! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-28-2002, 12:29 PM	#606
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I like possums... they're tasty!! I'll have to dissect their brains to tell whether they are really rabid though... I shall vanquish the possums with my legion of flying attack porcupines!! Ha! __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-28-2002, 12:56 PM	#609
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	this isn't a trap, this isn't a trap...WHAAAAA!!!(to be continued)... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-28-2002, 02:49 PM	#612
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I appear to be in some kind of cage. This is not good!!! Wulazg? Eruviel? Eärniel? E XK? Anyone? It's very dark in here and I can't see...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-28-2002, 11:41 AM	#603
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Sits down in corner, facing wall Closes eyes Rocks to and fro Whispers under breath: I.WILL.INSANE. I.INSANE. INSANE. INNIT? ME WILL INSANE. DIE HAPPY INSANE PUPPY. BUNNY. INSANE Looks down, and realizes that he needs a dry pair of pants

05-28-2002, 03:11 PM	#613
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	pffffft. I'd like to see Mr. Ork or his rabid possums get past the wooly exterior of this rabid foaming sheep. Fine, it's up to me to save the day, issit? Tsk. Dances about madly infront of the willies and lures them out into the hot sandy beach whereupon Arathorn bonks them on the head with rotten coconuts. There, now run freeeeee.... as freeee as the wiiiind blows.... as freeeee as the grass grows..... 'Cept for you Garina, you could use some Ork cuddles. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-28-2002, 03:12 PM	#614
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Teleports into cage Smiles Pieces of spinach and other green leafy edibles are visible between teeth Garina doesn't understand her peril

05-28-2002, 03:13 PM	#615
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	.... Or some Anduril lovin'. .... At least he has no fingers! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-28-2002, 03:49 PM	#616
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I repeat AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-28-2002, 04:03 PM	#617
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Hehehe. Hmmmm......Garina: What am I touching right now?

05-28-2002, 04:06 PM	#618
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	bangs her head against the cage HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-28-2002, 04:13 PM	#619
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Tries to unsquint eyes...fails miserably I special. Mommy said so.

05-28-2002, 04:41 PM	#620
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Wanders out from back room Hmm, survivors.... Rubs hands in glee Hello, I'm SO very glad to meat.. err meet you! Oooh. A head banger, and a fingerless Tark. I think I'll... sniffs Say... I smell sheep dip.... I suppose I'm going to have to find a sheep to dip in it. wanders outside Here sheepy sheepy. Time to get dipped. pokes head inside for a second Now don't go anywhere, I'll be right back! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

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