They'd never say that! - Page 31

Mark of Cenla · 03-11-2005, 05:09 PM

Sauron singing:

"I gotta be me. Who else could I be?"
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Aragorn singing:

"My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time."

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Boromir while trying to take the ring from Frodo:

"Short people got no reason to live."

Please forgive me if these are repeats. I have not read all the posts. Peace.

me9996 · 03-11-2005, 08:25 PM

To keep this old tread going....

Gandalf:Why can't I shoot the elephants?
Denethor:1: It's not in the book, and 2: what would you shoot them with?
Gandalf:My staff.
Denethor:I don't think 4 hobbits would do much good against an olifont.
Gandalf:NO!!! The stick! (Bonks Denethor)
Denethor:OH! OW! BONK! DOUGH! OHH!!!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2005, 08:27 PM

Faramir: The ring of power wuithin my grasp, a chance for the captain of gondor to show his quality

me9996 · 03-11-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

Faramir: The ring of power wuithin my grasp, a chance for the captain of gondor to show his quality

Denethor:Oh, I'm certan that thing won't be of use, leave it on the hobbit.

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 04:27 PM

*frodo puts ring on gollum's finger*
Gollum: Ahh! It hurts us!
*Frodo takes ring back*
*later that night while the hobbits are sleeping*
Gollum: My precious. We can take it now!
*gollum takes Lembas and elven rope and runs*

me9996 · 03-13-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

*frodo puts ring on gollum's finger*
Gollum: Ahh! It hurts us!
*Frodo takes ring back*
*later that night while the hobbits are sleeping*
Gollum: My precious. We can take it now!
*gollum takes Lembas and elven rope and runs*

Funny funny funny!

Rosie Gamgee · 03-16-2005, 10:49 AM

Aragorn: I do not want that power. I have never wanted it.

Legolas: I feel a tingling in my finger-tips. I think it's affecting me.

Frodo: Go home, Sam.

me9996 · 03-16-2005, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

*frodo puts ring on gollum's finger*
Gollum: Ahh! It hurts us!
*Frodo takes ring back*
*later that night while the hobbits are sleeping*
Gollum: My precious. We can take it now!
*gollum takes Lembas and elven rope and runs*

And sting and the elven clokes and....

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-16-2005, 11:08 AM

gandalf: there is one who could unite the races of men
elrond: he has chosen exile

me9996 · 03-16-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

gandalf: there is one who could unite the races of men
elrond: he has chosen exile

How is that out of caricter?

To keep on topic:
Gandalf:I tend to talk to the wiseist one here, so pippin...

P.S.
Less than 80 posts until I make it to elf lord!!!

Rosie Gamgee · 03-16-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

To keep on topic:
Gandalf:I tend to talk to the wiseist one here, so pippin...

Hilarious!!

Denethor: I'm thinking of seeing a shrink.

me9996 · 03-16-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie Gamgee

Hilarious!!

Denethor: I'm thinking of seeing a shrink.

He needs it!

Pippin: Yeh! I get to be a battering ram!!!
(From gandalf trying to open the passage to moria)

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-16-2005, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

How is that out of caricter?

it is out of character because aragorn most certainly did not choose exile

me9996 · 03-16-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

it is out of character because aragorn most certainly did not choose exile

Oh... but he didn't go back to gondor...
And that may be wrong but not out of caricter.

me9996 · 03-23-2005, 04:39 PM

Gandalf:I can't beleave it! Evry time there's a locked door a hobbit understands it were I do not! I'm a failure!!!
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Ugluk: I am Ugly!

Twista · 03-23-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Gandalf:I can't beleave it! Evry time there's a locked door a hobbit understands it were I do not! I'm a failure!!!

Me#, what on earth are you talking about... thats almost exactly what the man says!

me9996 · 03-23-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twista

Me#, what on earth are you talking about... thats almost exactly what the man says!

Okay... but not so bluntly...

Butterbeer · 03-23-2005, 06:54 PM

Elrond, Sauron, galdriel, gandalf all pissed in the pub, someone drops ring on floor:
Sauron (pissed) "who's round is it???"

me9996 · 03-24-2005, 07:14 PM

Hobbit:Let's go on a adventure!!!

jerseydevil · 03-24-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Oh... but he didn't go back to gondor...
And that may be wrong but not out of caricter.

It is most defintely out of character and any TRUE fan would know it - unlike Jackson. hmmm - I haven't bitched about the movie in a LONG time - I think I stlll have some pent up anger over those ridiculous monstrosities.

03-11-2005, 05:09 PM	#601
Mark of Cenla Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: central Louisiana Posts: 105	Sauron singing: "I gotta be me. Who else could I be?" __________________________________________________ ______________ Aragorn singing: "My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time." __________________________________________________ ______________ Boromir while trying to take the ring from Frodo: "Short people got no reason to live." Please forgive me if these are repeats. I have not read all the posts. Peace. __________________ Mark Wellman ><>

03-12-2005, 04:27 PM	#605
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	frodo puts ring on gollum's finger Gollum: Ahh! It hurts us! Frodo takes ring back later that night while the hobbits are sleeping Gollum: My precious. We can take it now! gollum takes Lembas and elven rope and runs __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-16-2005, 10:49 AM	#607
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Aragorn: I do not want that power. I have never wanted it. Legolas: I feel a tingling in my finger-tips. I think it's affecting me. Frodo: Go home, Sam. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

03-11-2005, 08:27 PM	#603
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Faramir: The ring of power wuithin my grasp, a chance for the captain of gondor to show his quality

03-16-2005, 11:08 AM	#609
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	gandalf: there is one who could unite the races of men elrond: he has chosen exile

03-23-2005, 06:54 PM	#618
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Elrond, Sauron, galdriel, gandalf all pissed in the pub, someone drops ring on floor: Sauron (pissed) "who's round is it???"