05-04-2002, 11:07 PM | #601 |
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Sure thing, BOP! Give me a few hrs to get sleepy again, LOL!
I think I avoided it since I keep picturing Weird Al who mangled it 3 yrs ago for SW:Ep. I. It is the song legends are made of.
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05-05-2002, 06:55 AM | #602 |
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Oh wait, I know that one....
"My my this dear Anakin-guy
may be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry" HILARIOUS!!! Still cracks me up... neh neh neh. Aha, nighttime song manglers heh? Well, mine was mangled too at 0.30 in the middle of the night.
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05-05-2002, 07:46 AM | #603 |
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Man do I have a hangover!
That cider sent me to sleep good and proper! V. good stuff! My avatar reflects my aspiration to a drunken person kinda thing! Has anyone ever had that really nice Scottish Grouse Whiskey. That nearly burnt a hole in my throat. I'm only awake at 2.00am when I have drunk coffee before bed. I'll have to try mangling then. It might make the words flow, like The Tractor when I hit my head. Hmmmmmm...
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ooh, American Pie. Love that song. Of course, I have seen many mangled versions elsewhere, but considering Arathorn's skill with mangling, I'm sure it will be worth it. Glad you liked the cider, Rosie-lass. You know what really burns a hole in my throat? Guaro. Nasty stuff. Here, people, have some Sake.
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05-06-2002, 02:32 AM | #605 |
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You sure gave me a mouthful to mangle BoP. (whew)
So here it is: TO MORDOR THEY FLY (Originally AMERICAN PIE by Don McLean) A long, long time ago In a hole, a hobbit lived Who went to venture many miles And he knew if he had a chance His nephew would follow his stance And stories they'd be piping for a while But Bilbo's gold ring gave them shivers As Nazgul came across the river Gandalf on the doorstep; Made them take one more step They barely made it past the wild But Tom came in singing with his bride Then someone with a past to hide Helped them go through their stride So... Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies To Mordor went Frode and Sam The rest tailed friends who're in a jam But they escaped the uruk horde Now they ran in to old Fangorn's grove And met Treebeard who's angst they drove and Can they moot without taking it slow? Well Gandalf White rose back from the grave 'Cause Middle-Earth he just has to save He met with Strider who Led Legolas and Gimli too They met a Mark Captain named Eomer And told his king what Orthanc's perils were Grima ran to his new master The day they hit their stride They started singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Now in Helm's deep orcs they have just hewn, And Legolas and Gimli's scores were known But that's not where they ought to be 'Cause sly Wormtongue ran towards Saruman To warn of perils from south Rohan And Theoden roused a strong army Oh and while the king's men made orcs frown, The ents took Orthanc and closed it down The tower was secure, No uruk could endure And while horsemen came out from the Mark, Saruman's future loomed quite dark And Gandalf spoke and let him go The day they hit their stride They were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Helter-skelter in a summer swelter The Nazgul flew from their wicked shelter Eight miles high and diving fast, They scared men out in the grass The Dark lord called on his Morgul King To take Gondor, but Gondor called Rohan its kin Now the darkness on the tower loomed While Nazgul flew and mumaki boomed Theoden pranced his last, Dernhelm killed the Morgul King quite fast Now the western forces took the field The orcs and easterlings won't yield But new ship's banners were revealed The day they hit their stride They started singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor they fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this'll be the Age Sauron dies This'll be the Age Sauron dies Oh, Sam and Frodo went to a place, A spider's lair old Shelob's lace With no time left Gollum escaped But good ole Sam was nimble, Sam was quick, Sam shot shelob with the sword Sting Well Gollum's the spider's only friend. Oh, and as Sam wore the One ring Orcs took his master's other things No hobbit can quite tell Why orcs ran from his spell And as they both ran east into the night To melt the One Ring in Doom's light Sam heard Smeagol cursing with delight The day they hit their stride They were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died And when they woke up to bright hues And Gandalf broke to them all the news Well they just gaped and beamed away. They were the heroes of new lore, Of the times when halflings sure did score And the many said the hobbits sure could slay. And in the Shire the hobbits screamed, The ruffians ran and a wizard got creamed But not a word was spoken Why Frodo's wounds had woken So the two friends left the Shire like ghosts, Young Sam and Frodo whom he loved the most Frode caught the last ship for the West The day they hit their stride And they were singing... Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died They were singing Ai Ai East to Mordor we fly, Met some elvish and some dwarvish and some men who would try And though Boromir died and the hobbits did cry vowing this sure was the Age Sauron died This sure was the Age Sauron died I'm not sure if it's ok, though. I need some more of that cider. *Gulps down a glass of EG's cider*
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What, are you nuts? That's great! You ARE the master!
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*applause* It's wonderful!!! here, have some cider.
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Woohoo! Brilliant! *bows to the one and only bard of mangled songs*
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05-06-2002, 03:09 AM | #609 |
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THREE CHEERS FOR ARATHORN!!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!
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Aye, hooray for Arathorn, Master of Mangling (songs)!!!
Cheers!
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05-06-2002, 04:58 AM | #611 |
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This is er, heehee
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05-06-2002, 05:42 AM | #612 |
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I hope you all realise your destroying your livers. Apart from you rosie lass since youve neve rbeen drunk in your life and dont even drink alcohol.
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05-06-2002, 05:44 AM | #613 |
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that was me that said that last comment. I accidentaly was still logged on as one of my friends who by the way cannot stand LOTR.
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EMMA! how do u know mhocolate's password? well, actually its fairly obvious for vicki!
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You know what? I had thought of a great one but now I can't remember it!!!!!!!!!
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oh, I know the feeling, thinking of a great song, and not remembering it! Rather frustrating, that!
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Can I have some of the cider? Great song Arathorn. Argor, ciderer sswas blurry fableous. *Hiccup*
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YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!
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Great song, Arathorn. When do you get out an album???
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