Teacup Cafe XXX - Page 31

The last sane person · 08-06-2008, 02:17 PM

*slaps the crap out of said monster then sends him to do battle with the Quran Quoting Monster, and watches the ensuing Holy War*

**Mari** · 08-06-2008, 02:33 PM

Oh my Sane, that's quite evil!

*tackles Sane* Hiya sweet kitty! How are you? Still doing all your exercises?

EDIT: Hey, I spotted Tessar. Why is he not talking to me? *is sulking*

Grey_Wolf · 08-06-2008, 02:39 PM

*the Hindu Monster - actually Shiva - comes on the scene do challenge the other two*

Acalewia · 08-06-2008, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Okay, look, if all it took to burn away your impurities was touching a flaming coal to your lips then anyone who's ever eaten a hotpocket would be sinless.

That's all I'm sayin'.

I'm not even gonna touch that one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

*The Religious Quoting Monster takes a walk in the Cafe continuously quoting the bible.*

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

*slaps the crap out of said monster then sends him to do battle with the Quran Quoting Monster, and watches the ensuing Holy War*

I told you we'd have a war!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

*the Hindu Monster - actually Shiva - comes on the scene do challenge the other two*

*Boots all relgion monsters out of the Cafe* Take the Holy War outside, please. I really don't feel like getting hit with a holy book

Kinda ironic that a holy war is in the XXX Teacup

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-06-2008, 05:21 PM

You're just naughty-minded.

A holy war should (and will, probably) be in the VIVIVI teacup.

Acalewia · 08-06-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

You're just naughty-minded.

A holy war should (and will, probably) be in the VIVIVI teacup.

And I'm not denying it

Haven't you noticed. There's at least one war in every Cafe

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-06-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Okay, look, if all it took to burn away your impurities was touching a flaming coal to your lips then anyone who's ever eaten a hotpocket would be sinless.

That's all I'm sayin'.

Did you ever see Jim Gaffigan's Hot Pocket bit? "Now, they have breakfast hotpockets. FINALLY! So now, you can have a hotpocket for breakfast, a hotpocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

[jingle]Deadpocket![/jingle]

Funny stuff.

But seriously, my brother and I were smoking the hookah, see, but our coal had a thick layer of ash on it, so I picked it up in the tongs, and started blowing on it. I guess I was clutching the tongs too tightly, though, because the coal jumped out and hit me in the mouth. After about five seconds of spitting furiously, I naturally quoted the Isaiah lines.

***Tessar*** · 08-06-2008, 06:17 PM

I think that just means you were high on hookah. I don't think a seraphim took away your sins.

... and yet I am willing to admit that I could be wrong. What do I know of the celestial joys of hookah?

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-06-2008, 06:28 PM

Are you kidding? You don't get high on hookah*. Unless it's not properly sealed, and then you can get high on oxygen deprivation trying to get anything to come out.

Nope. It's an infallible sign that I'm supposed to spread the word of God.

* Note: We were smoking shisha (flavoured tobacco), not hashish. Never smoked hashish, and have no particular plans to.

Acalewia · 08-06-2008, 07:18 PM

They just had on the news that a "suspious package" was found in the hardware department of a Wal-Mart in Little Rock. Judging by the size of said package and not know what is inside, the store and parking lot was evacuated. If the package contains explosives, it could take out half the store. At 6:00 pm U.S. Central Time, the bomb squad was enroute to Wal-Mart.

Judging by the all the stuff that goes on at this store, it really doesn't surprise me. The store went to hell in a handbasket after their remodel.

***Varnafindë*** · 08-06-2008, 07:41 PM

What kind of stuff goes on there?

Acalewia · 08-06-2008, 08:06 PM

Muggings, carjackings, drugs, alcohol and I think there was an assault. The store went from a nice clean and friendly store to a place you don't want to go to during the day let alone at night. The store's awful and the associates are rude. It's just not a nice place to shop

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-06-2008, 10:53 PM

Well, and it's a Walmart.

Curufin · 08-06-2008, 11:42 PM

*hates walmart...any walmart*

Grey_Wolf · 08-06-2008, 11:46 PM

*eeeeeeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeee oooooooo - the Moot Town Police arrives with flashing lights and blaring sirens to take care of the Religious Quoting Monsters.

Curufin · 08-07-2008, 12:01 AM

I got into that IT program I applied for.

***Varnafindë*** · 08-07-2008, 04:09 AM

Sounds great, Rinke!

So what does it involve?

Curufin · 08-07-2008, 04:19 AM

More classes.

I'm not really all that sure yet.

Let you know when I find out.

***Varnafindë*** · 08-07-2008, 07:32 AM

I'll wait for the info.
Hope you'll still have some time for RPing, though - when your Muses finally come over from Derry.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 08-07-2008, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curufin

I got into that IT program I applied for.

That's great, Rinke.

Anyone for cheese puffs? I'm having kind of a morning.

08-06-2008, 02:17 PM	#601
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	slaps the crap out of said monster then sends him to do battle with the Quran Quoting Monster, and watches the ensuing Holy War __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-06-2008, 02:33 PM	#602
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Oh my Sane, that's quite evil! tackles Sane Hiya sweet kitty! How are you? Still doing all your exercises? EDIT: Hey, I spotted Tessar. Why is he not talking to me? is sulking __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 08-06-2008 at 02:37 PM.

08-06-2008, 05:21 PM	#605
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	You're just naughty-minded. A holy war should (and will, probably) be in the VIVIVI teacup. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

08-06-2008, 06:28 PM	#609
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Are you kidding? You don't get high on hookah. Unless it's not properly sealed, and then you can get high on oxygen deprivation trying to get anything to come out. Nope. It's an infallible sign that I'm supposed to spread the word of God. Note: We were smoking shisha (flavoured tobacco), not hashish. Never smoked hashish, and have no particular plans to. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle Last edited by Gwaimir Windgem : 08-06-2008 at 06:30 PM.

08-06-2008, 07:18 PM	#610
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	They just had on the news that a "suspious package" was found in the hardware department of a Wal-Mart in Little Rock. Judging by the size of said package and not know what is inside, the store and parking lot was evacuated. If the package contains explosives, it could take out half the store. At 6:00 pm U.S. Central Time, the bomb squad was enroute to Wal-Mart. Judging by the all the stuff that goes on at this store, it really doesn't surprise me. The store went to hell in a handbasket after their remodel. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

08-06-2008, 02:39 PM	#603
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	the Hindu Monster - actually Shiva - comes on the scene do challenge the other two

08-06-2008, 06:17 PM	#608
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	I think that just means you were high on hookah. I don't think a seraphim took away your sins. ... and yet I am willing to admit that I could be wrong. What do I know of the celestial joys of hookah?

08-06-2008, 07:41 PM	#611
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	What kind of stuff goes on there? __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

08-06-2008, 08:06 PM	#612
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Muggings, carjackings, drugs, alcohol and I think there was an assault. The store went from a nice clean and friendly store to a place you don't want to go to during the day let alone at night. The store's awful and the associates are rude. It's just not a nice place to shop __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

08-06-2008, 10:53 PM	#613
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Well, and it's a Walmart. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

08-06-2008, 11:42 PM	#614
Curufin The Ñoldóran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,050	hates walmart...any walmart __________________ Then Celegorm no more would stay, And Curufin smiled and turned away... ~The Lay of Leithian

08-06-2008, 11:46 PM	#615
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	*eeeeeeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeee oooooooo - the Moot Town Police arrives with flashing lights and blaring sirens to take care of the Religious Quoting Monsters.

08-07-2008, 12:01 AM	#616
Curufin The Ñoldóran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,050	I got into that IT program I applied for. __________________ Then Celegorm no more would stay, And Curufin smiled and turned away... ~The Lay of Leithian

08-07-2008, 04:09 AM	#617
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	Sounds great, Rinke! So what does it involve? __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

08-07-2008, 04:19 AM	#618
Curufin The Ñoldóran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,050	More classes. I'm not really all that sure yet. Let you know when I find out. __________________ Then Celegorm no more would stay, And Curufin smiled and turned away... ~The Lay of Leithian

08-07-2008, 07:32 AM	#619
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	I'll wait for the info. Hope you'll still have some time for RPing, though - when your Muses finally come over from Derry. __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

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