The Teacup Cafe II

[Lotesse]

Wanting to rule the world-type of mania really causes some serious delusional problems. Uh, rohirrim? Check again - the real Eddie has been nuked.

[Lief Erikson]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

That's where the GUIDED missile went, you poor,deluded maniacal Dr. Evil guy. To the REAL eddie.*takes long drag off smoke, exhales* Don't come looking for diplomatic immunity around here, either, buddy; Nazgul despise Sith lords.

I rather doubt that their space ship could be so easily annihilated, but I think they're learning their lesson. A damaged stardestroyer and a genius-Sith-leader driven mad will do wonders for this army's morale and organization .

[rohirrim TR]

yeah we took over all of entmoots refineries we control gas prices now precious

[Lotesse]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

You shall be speaking different, Lotesse, when we come in and save Entmoot from the economy crash and mass panic that follows all this.

Well, you and I can have some detente talks in Geneva, later on, when the proverbial dust settles. There is definitely room for some healthy alliances, here.

[Rían]

*sips her espresso and surveys the damage*

[rohirrim TR]

the real EDDIE is in orbit over the planet hoth bombarding it, i thought everyone knew that we had a press release and everything

[Lief Erikson]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

uses force mind control on fly and causes it buzz off and commit suicide, so lief's fly form is inaccesible to him now

(Turns into a bee )

Originally Posted by RÃ*an

*sips her espresso and surveys the damage*

The main damage seems to be to the building's paint job.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

I rather doubt that their space ship could be so easily annihilated, but I think they're learning their lesson. A damaged stardestroyer and a genius-Sith-leader driven mad will do wonders for this army's morale and organization .

SILENCE!!! You may only speak of EDDIE in all caps to show your reverence and respect to the noble, holy vessel also known as a Victory-Class Star Destroyer.

[Lotesse]

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

I rather doubt that their space ship could be so easily annihilated, but I think they're learning their lesson. A damaged stardestroyer and a genius-Sith-leader driven mad will do wonders for this army's morale and organization .

True that, true that! Maybe we can use the guy on our side, although for a while I think he'd get great relief and recuperation if we sent him to Sauron's Morgul Springs mental health resort. *sips a fresh espresso*

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Well, you and I can have some detente talks in Geneva, later on, when the proverbial dust settles. There is definitely room for some healthy alliances, here.

yes join us, and help us rule the galaxy put in a good word for us with my old buddy sauron will you... no wait forget it i'll do it myself

[Lief Erikson]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

SILENCE!!! You may only speak of EDDIE in all caps to show your reverence and respect to the noble, holy vessel also known as a Victory-Class Star Destroyer.

You've only got a Victory-Class?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

True that, true that! Maybe we can use the guy on our side, although for a while I think he'd get great relief and recuperation if we sent him to Sauron's Morgul Springs mental health resort. *sips a fresh espresso*

LOL!!

Rohirrim, we need to select a new Moff to control this sector. Any candidates?

ONLY a Victory class? You are talking about the class that the dreaded Lusankya built by brainwashed slaves under the control of a crazy woman deep in the streets of Coruscant.

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

(Turns into a bee )

The main damage seems to be to the building's paint job.

*kills bee form with precision lightsaber before it can fly up my sinuses, and subsequently kills every insect and spider form that you turn into after that*
the paint job is an improvement the cafe needed a little personality

[Lotesse]

(to rohirrim)You really ARE insane. My Lord and Captain requires you to make an appointment with his secretary for a lunch date maybe next week, sometime. No one but us Nazgul have his private Palantir number anymore, so... you'll have to make an appointment. If you can get through.

[Lief Erikson]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Rohirrim, we need to select a new Moff to control this sector.

Definitely. Rohirrim himself is definitely not in any condition.

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

ONLY a Victory class? You are talking about the class that the dreaded Lusankya built by brainwashed slaves under the control of a crazy woman deep in the streets of Coruscant.

Every other warlord I've heard of has at least an Imperial class .

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

*kills bee form with precision lightsaber before it can fly up my sinuses, and subsequently kills every insect and spider form that you turn into after that* the paint job is an improvement the cafe needed a little personality

Paranoid . (A midget paper airplane soars through the air toward the Café)

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lief Erikson

Definitely. Rohirrim himself is definitely not in any condition.

All of the Grand Moffs report to Rohirrim.

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL!!

Rohirrim, we need to select a new Moff to control this sector. Any candidates?

ONLY a Victory class? You are talking about the class that the dreaded Lusankya built by brainwashed slaves under the control of a crazy woman deep in the streets of Coruscant.

Moff?

[trolls' bane]

A Moff is basically a governor of a sector of the Galaxy.

[Lotesse]

Lief - can you secure him? Trolls' bane, wanna lend a hand over here? The sooner we sedate him and put him to bed, the sooner we can start on this MESS in here before anybody comes in looking for tea. Plus, I have a feeling Rian wants to be able to leave the Vip lounge at this point.

[Lief Erikson]

Sorry . . . I've rather lost track of the physical locations of rohirrim and trolls' bane .