Tea Cup Cafe part Thirteen or XIII - Page 30

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 01:08 PM

You guys can bandage my foot while I read the...

Entmoot Teacup Cafe Table News

Ah, here you are Doctor Grey-Wolf

"Dr. GreyWolf told the Teacup Times that all his patients are now in stable temperanment. President Hector, as well as the other patients, are recovering fine. No news has been heard of the Outlaws Las Sane, and Durinsbane...not to mention Josey Wales..."

Last Child of Ungoliant · 08-30-2006, 01:08 PM

huzzah! i have an army of ants...attack the fools, my legions of hexapodic warriors!!

mwaahahahahaha none shall stop me now!

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

huzzah! i have an army of ants...attack the fools, my legions of hexapodic warriors!!

mwaahahahahaha none shall stop me now!

*looks at Doc Wolfie*

I think he needs more morphine

Grey_Wolf · 08-30-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

huzzah! i have an army of ants...attack the fools, my legions of hexapodic warriors!!

mwaahahahahaha none shall stop me now!

Yes, nurse, heavy dose of morphine and no more scopamoline.

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

No, I think he needs an intubation.

Well keep his literally bloody fingers away from my Newspaper

Grey_Wolf · 08-30-2006, 01:17 PM

LCU is now secluded in the psyche wing of the Café ER. Heavily sedated.

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 01:25 PM

*continues reading paper*

Ah, here's a good story:

"Earniel caught red-handed:
Yesterday morning Earniel, a Moderator, was caught red-handed with Administrative keys that she was not allowed to use. After a squabble with Pres' Hector, Earniel apperantly felt really depressed, and thought it wouldn't be harmful to anyone if she snuck into SGH's chocolate supply closet. A mooter citezen says he saw her with the keys, but he didn't know what she was up to."

You know, it makes you wonder. If Earniel was caught, how many of the mods are doing this? Generally, if one is corrupt, they're all corrupt. *ponders*

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-30-2006, 01:57 PM

Including the President.

Or should I say Generalissimo?

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Including the President.

Or should I say Generalissimo?

I wasn't appointed, I was democratically elected

...so naturally, I don't count as a criminal.

***Jonathan*** · 08-30-2006, 02:26 PM

Publishing false stories isn't exactly democratic...

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Publishing false stories isn't exactly democratic...

I'm not publishing them, I'm just reading them

...go rail at the editors of the Teacup Times, not me

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-30-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I wasn't appointed, I was democratically elected

...so naturally, I don't count as a criminal.

Sure, that's logical reasoning fer ya.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Publishing false stories isn't exactly democratic.

Can be.

***Jonathan*** · 08-30-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I'm not publishing them, I'm just reading them

...go rail at the editors of the Teacup Times, not me

Then as a representative of democracy you shouldn't be reading such nonsense

I suggest you start a boycot of that paper

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Then as a representative for democracy you shouldn't be reading such nonsense

I suggest you start a boycot of that paper

Hey, it's the only crap we get published around here

.

Ok, let's start another paper...toilet paper

Gwai, your own reasoning needs to be checked out: not every person with the name Hector is a criminal, which is obviously what you seem to think

Gwaimir Windgem · 08-30-2006, 03:38 PM

...Oh, yeahhhhh, I KNEW something seemed a bit off. Thanks for clearing that up, Hekky!

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

...Oh, yeahhhhh, I KNEW something seemed a bit off. Thanks for clearing that up, Hekky!

Glad to be of service to my brainwa...er, uh fellow Americans

BTW: CLEAN IT! (PM BOX)

***Earniel*** · 08-30-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Yesterday morning Earniel, a Moderator, was caught red-handed with Administrative keys that she was not allowed to use.

Pfft, you're just upset because I so brilliantly wiped all your arguments off the table in the Lewis-forum mod discussion.

Besides, if there was a mod chocolate suppy cabinet, I would so be allowed to have the keys. If only for the reason that I can stock all the really good stuff.

durinsbane2244 · 08-30-2006, 03:48 PM

FINALLY!!!!

The Spectacles Are Here! I Have Them! I Can See!

hectorberlioz · 08-30-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Pfft, you're just upset because I so brilliantly wiped all your arguments off the table in the Lewis-forum mod discussion.

Besides, if there was a mod chocolate suppy cabinet, I would so be allowed to have the keys. If only for the reason that I can stock all the really good stuff.

Belgian chocolate is dirty...dark...and brown.

And btw, you only defeated me IN YOUR MIND. I thought it wasn't worth replying to, it was so bad...

klatukatt · 08-30-2006, 04:07 PM

*comes in. Looks at wreckage.*

Was there a fight here? Oooh! A newspaper!

*Reads*

Pffft! I can write better slander than this any day.

*bounces around*

Sugar! I just had a lot of Sugar!!! Oooh, sorry about the paint on the walls. I was just painting.

08-30-2006, 01:08 PM	#581
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	You guys can bandage my foot while I read the... Entmoot Teacup Cafe Table News Ah, here you are Doctor Grey-Wolf "Dr. GreyWolf told the Teacup Times that all his patients are now in stable temperanment. President Hector, as well as the other patients, are recovering fine. No news has been heard of the Outlaws Las Sane, and Durinsbane...not to mention Josey Wales..." __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-30-2006, 01:25 PM	#587
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	continues reading paper Ah, here's a good story: "Earniel caught red-handed: Yesterday morning Earniel, a Moderator, was caught red-handed with Administrative keys that she was not allowed to use. After a squabble with Pres' Hector, Earniel apperantly felt really depressed, and thought it wouldn't be harmful to anyone if she snuck into SGH's chocolate supply closet. A mooter citezen says he saw her with the keys, but he didn't know what she was up to." You know, it makes you wonder. If Earniel was caught, how many of the mods are doing this? Generally, if one is corrupt, they're all corrupt. ponders __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-30-2006, 01:57 PM	#588
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Including the President. Or should I say Generalissimo? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

08-30-2006, 02:26 PM	#590
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Publishing false stories isn't exactly democratic... __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

08-30-2006, 03:38 PM	#595
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	...Oh, yeahhhhh, I KNEW something seemed a bit off. Thanks for clearing that up, Hekky! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

08-30-2006, 01:08 PM	#582
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	huzzah! i have an army of ants...attack the fools, my legions of hexapodic warriors!! mwaahahahahaha none shall stop me now!

08-30-2006, 01:17 PM	#586
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	LCU is now secluded in the psyche wing of the Café ER. Heavily sedated.

08-30-2006, 03:48 PM	#598
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	FINALLY!!!! The Spectacles Are Here! I Have Them! I Can See! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

08-30-2006, 04:07 PM	#600
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	comes in. Looks at wreckage. Was there a fight here? Oooh! A newspaper! Reads Pffft! I can write better slander than this any day. bounces around Sugar! I just had a lot of Sugar!!! Oooh, sorry about the paint on the walls. I was just painting.

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