05-05-2003, 09:40 AM | #581 | |
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*raises pillow* I have a pillow & I know how to use it!
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05-05-2003, 10:41 AM | #582 |
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And I've got a big Jar of Peanut butter, and I know what to dip in it!
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05-05-2003, 10:49 AM | #583 |
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Gwai, I have not made a single innuendo today & I intend keeping it that way, but yer post just begs for it....
*moving swiftly on* If I give you my *looks for something valuable in handbag* erm, ok, if I refrain from using the pillow on you, could I have that jar, I need to smother a few people (and it's worth overcoming any petty fears I might have)
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05-05-2003, 10:55 AM | #584 |
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-K's pillow disappears in the depths of the dreaded Jars-
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05-05-2003, 11:00 AM | #585 |
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Ha! *K reveals even bigger pillow which had been hidden behind her back*
Thwack....Gwai goes down like a sack of potatoes
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05-05-2003, 11:05 AM | #586 |
Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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But Gwai strikes from beyond the grave! His genetically mutated Jars wobbles over to K, before swallowing her whole!
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05-05-2003, 12:27 PM | #587 |
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are you two having a pillow fight involving peanut butter? how risqué.
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05-05-2003, 02:17 PM | #588 | |
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05-05-2003, 08:44 PM | #589 | |
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Am wondering, when you go to bed do you ever put your head under the covers and belive for some odd reason that you are actually safe? I do when I think of the monster in the shinning. *shudders* By the way are you having a peanut butter fight out of pillows made of peanut butter?
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05-05-2003, 09:28 PM | #590 |
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oh im afraid of:
water i cant see the bottom of my own lazyness small killers ( consider this, if i am lying in my room and a phycopath comes running in i can see him, now if something small.. like a gremlin for instance, if something small like that comes through the door while im watching tv it goes through my blind spot and can easily get to me, and how can something small kill me quickly? it will be long and painful....) and getting lost
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05-10-2003, 11:27 PM | #591 |
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That my life will be meaningless, and of my pets dying
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05-10-2003, 11:45 PM | #592 |
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My current fear is that Peter Jackson will screw up the Return of the King (the evidence of history supports this).
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05-11-2003, 06:06 PM | #593 | |
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I am with you friend. Am scared PJ will try to make a film out of Hobbit.
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05-25-2003, 10:35 AM | #594 |
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Did you know that there's going to be (or already is) The Hobbit video game for Gamecube? I visited Nintendo's site and saw it in the "to be released" column!
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05-30-2003, 06:19 PM | #595 |
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Normal stuff; storms, hmmmm...
Not "normal stuff"; fish, foam, chalk (I hate how they feel) I think there are a few more but can't think now... |
05-30-2003, 06:53 PM | #596 | |
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i am scared of aliens, ever since i saw ET. his scream scared the hell out of me, but i was 5 when i saw it
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05-30-2003, 07:39 PM | #597 | |
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05-30-2003, 09:50 PM | #598 | |
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05-30-2003, 09:54 PM | #599 |
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Me? Ha! I fear nothing!
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05-30-2003, 09:56 PM | #600 | |
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damn onterrible people
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