Misquote the Person Above You

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Stooping to pick something up is hard when you're fat.
[Tune: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]You're a low one, Missy Midge.[/Tune]

And maybe you should put on make-up to cover how you are blue in the face. It's not pretty.

You know, I imagine that stooping if you are fat IS hard. You needn't say it. Do you have experience with that or are you just making a rather politically-incorrect observation?

I know I'm short, buddy! You don't need to tell me so rudely!

And my face is quite fleshy-colored. No blue-ness here! I don't generally like to wear make-up except on special occasions, you know. How do you know my face is blue anyway? You can't even see me!

[Mari]

Originally Posted by Midge

You know, I imagine that stooping if you are fat IS hard. You needn't say it. Do you have experience with that or are you just making a rather politically-incorrect observation?

I know I'm short, buddy! You don't need to tell me so rudely!

And my face is quite fleshy-colored. No blue-ness here! I don't generally like to wear make-up except on special occasions, you know. How do you know my face is blue anyway? You can't even see me! But I can see YOU!!! Mwuhahahaha!

Okay, that is definitely creepy. What do you mean by that? You are not... psychic... are you?

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Mari

Okay, this is definitely creepy, but just hear me out. Do you want to know what I am? I am a... psycho... are you?

Oh my goodness. Mari, I thought I had always been nice to you. I hope I didn't drive you to this!

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

YES! MY EVIL PLAN WORKED! I NOW HAVE MARI IN MY PSYCHO-CLUTCHES AS WELL! WHO'S NEXT???

Erm.. I'll talk to you guys later when you work out your psycho-problems, kay?

*hastily exits the Misquoting thread*

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Midge

I'm going insane too! I hate this place, somebody let me OOOUUUUTTT!!!

*hastily burns down the Misquoting thread*

Midge, calm down. If you don't want to post in here, just stay out and do something else. No need to go all pyro on us.

[Mari]

*crossposted* >_<

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I'VE CHOSEN MY NEXT PSYCHO-VICTIM! IT'S YOU MIDGE! It's no use to go running away on me! I will find you!

*runs to the Teacup and grabs the bucket and the Cold-Water Spewing Monster, fills the bucket up with snow on her way back to the Misquoting thread, and when she gets there dumps the bucket on Hector's head and directs the CWSM to aim at Hector until he turns un-green and hates his purple shorts*

Geez, Hector... you should give us a warning when you do that!

[Mari]

Originally Posted by Midge

*runs to the Teacup and grabs the bucket and the Cold-Water Spewing Monster, fills the bucket up with snow on her way back to the Misquoting thread, and when she gets there dumps the bucket on Hector's head and directs the CWSM to aim at Hector until he turns un-green and hates his purple shorts*

Geez, Hector... at least think of a good colourscheme if you want to do that!

She is right you know. Purple and green in this combination clashes. It ain't pretty. >_<

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Mari

*punches Hector in the face until he is purple and green in the face*

She is right you know. Purple and green in this combination clashes. It ain't pretty.

Sadist . I never want to talk to you ever again!

[Mari]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Narcist . I never want to talk to you ever again!

Are you saying I think you look like me? Huh? I think you might be confusing a few terms there, Hector!

[Midge]

Originally Posted by Mari

Narcist? Are you saying you look like I think you think I look like me? Huh? I think you might be confusing, Hector!

And not only that, but he can't spell either! I think he probably meant narcissist.

[Mari]

Originally Posted by Midge

And not only that, but he can't use a magic spell either! I think he probably meant to turn you into a harpist.

Oh, that would have been nice actually!


Off-topic: I always thought it was 'narcissist', but in my psychology book it said 'narcist', so I was surprised but I thought that a schoolbook was probably right. Guess not, eh?

[Midge]

Originally Posted by Mari

Oh, I would have loved to be a Harpie!

You want to be one of those freaky eagle-lion-dog thingies that attack Jason and the Argonauts on their adventure to get ...

whatever they were getting???

You confuse me, Mari!

[Mari]

Originally Posted by Midge

You want to be one of those freaky eagle-lion-dog thingies that attack Jason and the Argonauts on their adventure to get ...

whatever they were getting???

You scare me, Mari!

First you call me freaky and then you tell me I scare you? How rude!
I happen to like who I am, thank you very much!

[Finrod Felagund]

Originally Posted by Mari

First you call me repeatedly and then you tell me you love me? How romantic!
I happen to like who I was before the surgery, thank you very much!

I don't suppose any of you have contact info for Christophe Tolkien? I need some of his blood.

[Count Comfect]

Originally Posted by Finrod Felagund

I don't suppose any of you have a vendetta against Christophe Tolkien? I need some of his blood.

Finrod, I'm surprised at you! Advocating murder like that! Tsk tsk!

[Acalewia]

Originally Posted by Count Comfect

Finrod, I'm proud of you! But I thought advocating murder was above you.

Depends on who you're murdering. I can give you a few names

[Count Comfect]

Originally Posted by Acalewia

Depends on how you're murdering. I can give you a few tips

Oooh, tell me! Whatchya got?? Anything exciting and new?

[Acalewia]

Originally Posted by Count Comfect

Oooh, tell me! Whatchya got?? Wait a minute! How many people have you killed

For me to know and you, hopefully, not to find out. Besides, I've lost count

[hectorberlioz]

From the venting thread:

Originally Posted by Earniel

Oh, Tyrfing is a really vicious kitten, he's quite sweet and cuddly most of the time. He's rather destructive, when chewing on the lungs of a young puppy, yes. But I just should have known better than to pick him up when he's all tensed up and in the middle of a vocal cat-fight.

>.< The skin will heal, the pride will take a little longer.

Your cat chews on puppy lungs?!