What is Your Favorite Kind of Candy?

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
Being eaten isn't a totally terrible prospect

I'll shut up now........kids on the board and stuff

Nope - not a terrible prospect at all, could be fun...hell not could, WILL be fun Haven't satisfied my sweet tooth in a while

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Nope - not a terrible prospect at all, could be fun...hell not could, WILL be fun Haven't satisfied my sweet tooth in a while

There is a really bad Willy Wonka (chocolate factory) joke in there somewhere.............but I'll resist

*pops one of his miracle chocolates into K's mouth*

Yer'll have to make to with sucking on that (erm, so to speak)

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
There is a really bad Willy Wonka (chocolate factory) joke in there somewhere.............but I'll resist

*pops one of his miracle chocolates into K's mouth*

Yer'll have to make to with sucking on that (erm, so to speak)

Actually it makes me think of that song the Chef from Southpark sang (summin about sucking on his chocolate salty balls )

mmmmmm, I told ye, those miracle choccies will be the undoing of me yet

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Actually it makes me think of that song the Chef from Southpark sang (summin about sucking on his chocolate salty balls )

......nah, it's not warm enough for those balls to be salty.........yet

mmmmmm, I told ye, those miracle choccies will be the undoing of me yet

There is always a way to corrupt the corruptor

[Baby-K]

......nah, it's not warm enough for those balls to be salty.........yet

So right now they're just chocolate balls? Erm, mind if I turn up the heat then (to get them salty?) I do so love the salty things in life Ever notice how the best things are always accompanied by salt? Like tequila..........

There is always a way to corrupt the corruptor

The more you corrupt me, the more I wanna be corrupted & the better I become at corrupting.....

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
So right now they're just chocolate balls? Erm, mind if I turn up the heat then (to get them salty?) I do so love the salty things in life Ever notice how the best things are always accompanied by salt? Like tequila..........

I never got the hang of that Salt/Tequila/Lime malarky.......after a dozen I always get the routine mixed up....lick the lime, down the salt pot and bite the tequila glass

Oh, the chocolate (for the balls) is optional

The more you corrupt me, the more I wanna be corrupted & the better I become at corrupting.....

Ah yes, nothing like learning from ya mates..........There is a big world out there to be corrupted, reckon it's gonna take a bit of team work (or a lot of Tequila)

[Baby-K]

I never got the hang of that Salt/Tequila/Lime malarky.......after a dozen I always get the routine mixed up....lick the lime, down the salt pot and bite the tequila glass

Or do it Kamakazi style like Kev - he chucks the lime over his shoulder, tosses the salt in his eye & then snorts the tequila...

Gawd hun, I finished a bottle of Jose on my own on Friday (let's not forget the Apple Sourz & copious amounts of Vodka)

This is why Body Shots becomes a good idea after a couple...

Oh, the chocolate (for the balls) is optional

Mmmm, that's a pretty good option to keep open though.......but I'd prefer Tequila balls - all salty & wet

Ah yes, nothing like learning from ya mates..........There is a big world out there to be corrupted, reckon it's gonna take a bit of team work (or a lot of Tequila)

If ye can't learn from ye friends, who will ye learn from? The important stuff aren't taught in classrooms... Hey, I've been told that I have 'teacher' look (some-one was very drunk indeed) so ye wanna learn summin new? Corruption 101 is now in session...

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
If ye can't learn from ye friends, who will ye learn from? The important stuff aren't taught in classrooms... Hey, I've been told that I have 'teacher' look (some-one was very drunk indeed) so ye wanna learn summin new? Corruption 101 is now in session... [/B]

Sign me up

Yer look like a teacher?.........my teachers didn't look like that! ....... maybe would've popped more apples on her desk if she did

[Baby-K]

Sign me up

And I'll give a very special rate

Yer look like a teacher?.........my teachers didn't look like that! ....... maybe would've popped more apples on her desk if she did

And just for that ye can be the teacher's pet But if ye get naughty I'm gonna have to discipline ye, spank with my cane

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
And I'll give a very special rate

Corrupt one, be corrupted free?

And just for that ye can be the teacher's pet But if ye get naughty I'm gonna have to discipline ye, spank with my cane

I'm never naughty! ...........except when ya want me to be

*stocks up on apples*

Erm, just one question..........is it really necessary to wear shorts for this class?

[Baby-K]

Corrupt one, be corrupted free?

If ye bring friends ye can have the course free, I'll demonstrate on ye & they have to follow suit on each other - bit of lab prac eh?

I'm never naughty! ...........except when ya want me to be

Erm, I see I have work to do - corrupt one not naughty? This will have to change

*stocks up on apples*

Just stick with the apples hun - never a banana (don't eat those) - if ye make it Apple Sourz, I'll be mighty impressed

Erm, just one question..........is it really necessary to wear shorts for this class?

Well, ye can show up naked too but that takes a bit of the fun outa it (besides vital part of the course would be "How to get an Englishman out of his shorts")

[Linaewen]

Yeesh! You two are STILL spamming? Wooo. See Baby-K, I got all the spamminess from you... ever since you corrupted me. (see my title)

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
If ye bring friends ye can have the course free, I'll demonstrate on ye & they have to follow suit on each other - bit of lab prac eh?

Good idea! I've always preferred the practical to the theory

Erm, I see I have work to do - corrupt one not naughty? This will have to change

Just stick with the apples hun - never a banana (don't eat those) - if ye make it Apple Sourz, I'll be mighty impressed

Nah, it wouldn't feel right offering the teacher my banana......

(besides vital part of the course would be "How to get an Englishman out of his shorts")

Beer works pretty well.........there are, of course, other ways

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Yeesh! You two are STILL spamming? Wooo. See Baby-K, I got all the spamminess from you... ever since you corrupted me. (see my title)

Still Spamming what on earth do you mean sweetness? I don't spam, I make threads interesting Yeah I saw the title, very cool indeed 'tis fun in my world innit?

[Coney]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Yeesh! You two are STILL spamming? Wooo. See Baby-K, I got all the spamminess from you... ever since you corrupted me. (see my title)

Hey this is the first spam-fest (sounds disgusting that) that I've had for a fortnight!

K' I reckon we should open a thread just for chat........then one of the wonderful admins can close it when we're chatted out

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Still Spamming what on earth do you mean sweetness? I don't spam, I make threads interesting Yeah I saw the title, very cool indeed 'tis fun in my world innit?

Hehe. Spamming is fun.

'Tis fun in your world, indeed. Have you seen the Happy thread yet, K?

[Baby-K]

Good idea! I've always preferred the practical to the theory

Ooh, me too! I learn better by touch & engaging the sense, just sitting & reading about it gets me in the mood for prac and if there are pics then I can no longer consentrate (I wanna do what I see & do it better than them)

Nah, it wouldn't feel right offering the teacher my banana......

Well, I'm a nice ( ) teacher - I'll take yer banana anyway - will eat it too most likely, but it has to be ripe & still firm, don't give me limp yuckie 'nanas

Beer works pretty well.........there are, of course, other ways

Erm - I forgot, this is part of the DENTAL course Ye have to use yer teeth

[Baby-K]

Hey this is the first spam-fest (sounds disgusting that) that I've had for a fortnight!

Sounds dirty dunnit?

Yeah - we need a chat thread, we also require a place for some oil wrestling, 'cos Lin seems to believe she will be able to take over the world (little does she know that I have done so a long time ago & she will have to wrestle me for it in the oil pen )

'Tis fun in your world, indeed. Have you seen the Happy thread yet, K?

Yeah - it's the one wearing red innit?

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Ooh, me too! I learn better by touch & engaging the sense, just sitting & reading about it gets me in the mood for prac and if there are pics then I can no longer consentrate (I wanna do what I see & do it better than them)

Yep sometimes ya just need to get right into the *ahem* hands-on approach to learning

Well, I'm a nice ( ) teacher - I'll take yer banana anyway - will eat it too most likely, but it has to be ripe & still firm, don't give me limp yuckie 'nanas

I ain't going near that one......I'll be banned for life

Erm - I forgot, this is part of the DENTAL course Ye have to use yer teeth

Just don't swallow any buttons

Yeah - we need a chat thread, we also require a place for some oil wrestling, 'cos Lin seems to believe she will be able to take over the world (little does she know that I have done so a long time ago & she will have to wrestle me for it in the oil pen )

Hmm, that kinda thing used to be pretty popular in the Fan-Man thread........don't think there were ever any acutual 'mooters in the ring tho' (and to be honest, I don't think many of the lads here have strong enough hearts to witness that kinda thing )

[Baby-K]

Yep sometimes ya just need to get right into the *ahem* hands-on approach to learning

Yeah and the test will be to see how & where ye will get yer hands on

*I design my courses to cater for all, so with the hands - on approach the blind guys can join too - remember what I told you about my plans for cornering the blind porn market, well this works basically on the same principle*

I ain't going near that one......I'll be banned for life

Also not goin' near the limp, sicky 'nana? Good for ye! We need to have a healthy fruit salad to keep the strength up

Just don't swallow any buttons

It's not the buttons ye should worry about being swallowed...

Hmm, that kinda thing used to be pretty popular in the Fan-Man thread........don't think there were ever any acutual 'mooters in the ring tho' (and to be honest, I don't think many of the lads here have strong enough hearts to witness that kinda thing )

Ye mean none of the girls knew about the challenge (I saw parts of the fan-man thing *does that sound as bad to you as it does to me?* and it seemed like the girls didn't visit too regularly). Well anyway, that was all before me...