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Old 08-15-2002, 08:39 PM   #41
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Ah... thanks, Sween. And only today, I had my butt slapped by a drunkard.

Oh and Sween, your time bomb is hairy?
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Old 08-15-2002, 08:43 PM   #42
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My wtf hairy what u talking about new zelander i got my result today and failed i did wooo hoo whos the daddy? Not me? Nowt wrong wityh been drunk pound a pint down sams
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Old 08-15-2002, 09:39 PM   #43
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I don't think skinny dipping is good for a swimmsuit calendar. There should be swimsuits!

I propose those joining this one to wear at least one of the round dots that pile up under paper punchers.
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Old 08-15-2002, 09:44 PM   #44
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My wtf hairy what u talking about new zelander i got my result today and failed i did wooo hoo whos the daddy? Not me? Nowt wrong wityh been drunk pound a pint down sams
It's so much fun to screw with drunk people's heads. Great past time of mine since I don't usually drink and it gives me a chance to make fun of the people that are.
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Old 08-16-2002, 04:00 AM   #45
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Is no one gonna make a list? Fine, I'll do it. Myself excluded of course.

Miss January: Elfmaster XK - nyah nyah, thought they wouldn't get to you, eh?

Miss February: Eruviel Greenleaf - dressed up as Legolas of course... okay, that's disturbing... legolas in a swimsuit....

Miss March: Anduin.

Miss April: SGH. Heh heh.

Miss May: RE - I can imagine her doing something with attitude.

Miss June: Cassiopeia - And we all know what those hussy Aussies are like!

Miss July: Anduril, because he was upset at being left out of my other one.

Miss August: Play Girl. Nuff said.

Miss September: Earniel. (Runs off and hides in a box....)

Miss October: Lizra - I know you want to. (C'mon, it'll impress Blackheart. )

Miss November: Azalea - you can be the rocker chick.

Miss December: LuthienTinuviel. Anyone who can get lower than me in those dodgy tests has got to be Miss Xmas.
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Old 08-16-2002, 04:11 AM   #46
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Why oh why does BoP want me to wear a bikini???

Oh, and is this a semi-naked shoot? If so, in July (in certain regions at least) it gets quite hot. Therefore, all of us must have a group photo session on a remote island, semi-naked, fully inebriated. And also semi-naked. And maybe also fully naked, if they want to. But at least semi-naked. And it must be a group photo. And I must be in the middle. And then we can get drunk. And then we can have a massive pile-on. And then we can...

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Old 08-16-2002, 04:16 AM   #47
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I think BoP needs to be there as the Feb 29th leap year special. She can wear steel wool and lots of it.
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:06 AM   #48
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It's so much fun to screw with drunk people's heads. Great past time of mine since I don't usually drink and it gives me a chance to make fun of the people that are.
Oh very mature
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:10 AM   #49
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I think BoP needs to be there as the Feb 29th leap year special. She can wear steel wool and lots of it.
Oh, very original.

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Why oh why does BoP want me to wear a bikini???
So I can give you an identity crisis of course. Besides, it ain't kinky until a chair's been worked in.
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:51 AM   #50
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Besides, it ain't kinky until a chair's been worked in.
Well, in that case...

[non-sequitur]...you are going to have to join me in the July shoot. We can do some hectic posing for the camera. Oh, and don't forget to leave behind most (if not all) of your swimsuit...[/non-sequitur]

What does everyone else think? Anduril and BoP, hot sweaty flesh entangled in erotic semi-naked poses. That's the July Surprise.
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:54 AM   #51
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Its a 'female' calendar. But your right we do need a pair do get all hot and sweaty together. BoP seems like she would do it. But this action will have to be girl on girl. Hope you all dont mind too much.
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:54 AM   #52
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What does everyone else think? Anduril and BoP, hot sweaty flesh entangled in erotic semi-naked poses. That's the July Surprise.

Aww...how cute!

A sheep puppy and a sheep...

Well, if it needs to be girl on girl, someone just needs to do some work on Photoshop...
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Old 08-16-2002, 05:58 AM   #53
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BoP seems like she would do it.
[dangerously soft voice]Really?[/dangerously soft voice]

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That's the July Surprise.
Nice try.
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Old 08-16-2002, 06:20 AM   #54
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Is no one gonna make a list? Fine, I'll do it. Myself excluded of course.

Miss January: Elfmaster XK - nyah nyah, thought they wouldn't get to you, eh?
But dear friends, that requires you finding a photo of me. >: ) I'd like you to try. Heh heh heh

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that is disturbing!

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Lol!

And Making fun of drunk ppl is mean! But highly satisfying.
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Old 08-16-2002, 06:31 AM   #55
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Hope you all dont mind too much.
Where's my goddamned Prozac!!

In that case, seeing as BoP has already volunteered for the "nasty" shoot, we need another female volunteer.

However, it just is not that easy. Volunteers must be put through a stringent selection process. It follows that all participating (female) candidates must send their semi-nude portfolios to me. It just follows.

And BoP, I think you should send your portfolio as well.
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Old 08-16-2002, 06:35 AM   #56
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And BoP, I think you should send your portfolio as well.
Well that makes me want to scratch you to death with my tongue stud.
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Old 08-16-2002, 06:43 AM   #57
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Old 08-16-2002, 11:32 AM   #58
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Miss February: Eruviel Greenleaf - dressed up as Legolas of course... okay, that's disturbing... legolas in a swimsuit....
Very, very disturbing
Okay, I'll wear my Legolas costume. There's no way I'll be wearing less than that. But I'll gladly get drunk
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Old 08-16-2002, 11:38 AM   #59
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by BeardofPants

Miss October: Lizra - I know you want to. (C'mon, it'll impress Blackheart. )


Hmmpt, I'm afraid Blackheart needs to impress me! His "minions" didn't taste so good!
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Old 08-16-2002, 11:41 AM   #60
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Very, very disturbing
Okay, I'll wear my Legolas costume. There's no way I'll be wearing less than that. But I'll gladly get drunk
Drunk? Who said getting drunk? Where's the alcohol!
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