The worst sequels ever - go ahead and invent some! - Page 3

Grey_Wolf · 04-11-2006, 05:52 AM

Kill Bill IV: The Resurrection of Bill

The Ring III: Lady of the Rings

Sirap - the Return of Honey Daniels

S.W.A.T. II - We don't know S W A T about anything

Hyeena Ugly - The Return to the bar.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 04-11-2006, 06:10 AM

Titanic IV: The Wrath of Khan.

Jinnigan · 04-11-2006, 07:03 PM

I have subscribed to this thread and oh wow, talk about necroposting.

***RÃan*** · 04-11-2006, 10:59 PM

The Seventh Sense - "I see comatose people"

The Eighth Sense - "I see sleepy people"

The Ninth Sense - "I see bored people"

Grey_Wolf · 04-12-2006, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RÃ*an

The Seventh Sense - "I see comatose people"

The Eighth Sense - "I see sleepy people"

The Ninth Sense - "I see bored people"

Good ones, Rian.

Grey_Wolf · 04-12-2006, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jinnigan

I have subscribed to this thread and oh wow, talk about necroposting.

Meaning all the Return of..., I gather.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-12-2006, 02:10 PM

Die Hard X- Just die already

Friday the 13th 20- Just die already

Land Before Time 15- Just die already

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 04-12-2006, 02:33 PM

Star Trek 10: The Wrath of Khan 2.

rohirrim TR · 04-13-2006, 10:18 AM

napoleon dynamite 3
audience reaction: "someone shoot me"

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-13-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Lara Croft III: Tomb Raiders of the Lost Arc

Is the spelling of "arc" with a c intentional? If so, I congratulate you; adds a whole new meaning, considering this is Tomb Raider.

Grey_Wolf · 04-13-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Is the spelling of "arc" with a c intentional? If so, I congratulate you; adds a whole new meaning, considering this is Tomb Raider.

Thanks. Yes it was intentional.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-13-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

napoleon dynamite 3
audience reaction: "someone shoot me"

They made a second one?!

Was it called 'Napolean Dynamite 2- Pedro Gets Impeached'?

rohirrim TR · 04-15-2006, 01:59 PM

no they've only made one as far as I know but I thought that the implication of even making a sequel to ND was so ridiculous that I skipped 2 and went straight to 3's audience reaction. I like that pedro gets impeached LOL

Sam · 04-26-2006, 09:59 PM

Gigli 2

Draken · 04-28-2006, 07:06 AM

The Day After The Day After Tomorrow

And a combined sequel/prequel:

The Land Before Time: Got the little buggers at last/ Deep Impact: The one that didn't miss

Grey_Wolf · 04-28-2006, 07:11 AM

Arthur 4: The Recovery Pill Party

Ten 2: Another Classic Music Roll In the Hay

National Lampoon Goes To Jurassic Park

Sam · 04-28-2006, 01:54 PM

Jurassic Park IV, Is Every Unchartered Island Near Cuba Infested with Dinosaurs?

GreyMouser · 04-29-2006, 10:20 AM

Nemo 2: Sashimi!
In which Nemo once again gets separated from his Dad and ends up in the fish tank of a Japanese restaurant

56 Days Later
We finally find out which stupid ending was the right one

28 Days Later: Avian Flu Virus!
Rage-infected chickens tear around at super-speed pecking everybody's kneecaps off.

Twilight of of the Living Dead
In which the survivng humans achieve victory when they realise that, if you're fighting creatures who can turn you into a zombie with a single bite, you shouldn't run around in tank-tops and T-shirts driving open dune buggies.

World of the Dead
The zombies have made it into the cities,eaten all the humans and we get two hours of the Living Dead walking around, bumping into each other, drooling, and going "Uurrgh".

Jurassic World
The dinosaurs have made to the mainland, eaten all the humans, and we get two hours of cool dinosaur footage uninterrupted by stupid storylines and bad acting.

Dinosaur 2: The Big One- Cretaceous Extinction!
Alidar, Plio, and all their friends are frolicking in their new-found paradise when they look up and see another fiery stone falling from the sky...

And can't forget this year's Oscar-winners

Crash 2
In an incredible coincidence, David Duke, Osama bin Laden, Ann Coulter, Louis Farrakhan, Hirohito, Heinrich Himmler, Ayatollah Khomenei, Torquemada, Oliver Cromwell and Genghis Khan are involved in a multi-car collision in front of a McDonalds in Pasadena. Hilarity ensues.

Brokeback Mountain 2: Real Boys Don't Cry
Ennis goes to Texas for Jack Twist's funeral. He is shocked when the autopsy reveals that, all along, Jack was a woman posing as a man so she could get a job as a cowboy.

Grey_Wolf · 04-29-2006, 10:39 AM

LOL, GreyMouser. Excellent post. Real Oscarmaterial the lot of them.

Whispering Willow · 04-29-2006, 06:47 PM

Catwoman 2 - An evil man's plot to sell poisoned cat sand threatens pussie's behinds nation-wide. Being refused to own a pet of any kind as a child because of a cat doing her doody under his mother's kitchen table, he is now suffering from a built up rage against felines. Can our hero Patience set right what the doody set wrong?

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Rev. Justin Timberlake AndÃºril the White Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Your thoughts Posts: 672	Star Trek 10: The Wrath of Khan 2. __________________ Nothing can stop me now cause I just don't care.

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Draken Elf Lord Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Durham, England Posts: 694	The Day After The Day After Tomorrow And a combined sequel/prequel: The Land Before Time: Got the little buggers at last/ Deep Impact: The one that didn't miss __________________ I'm beset by self-doubt ....or am I?

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Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Arthur 4: The Recovery Pill Party Ten 2: Another Classic Music Roll In the Hay National Lampoon Goes To Jurassic Park

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Sam Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 251	Jurassic Park IV, Is Every Unchartered Island Near Cuba Infested with Dinosaurs? __________________ Sam, son of Mark

04-29-2006, 10:20 AM	#58
GreyMouser Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 301	Nemo 2: Sashimi! In which Nemo once again gets separated from his Dad and ends up in the fish tank of a Japanese restaurant 56 Days Later We finally find out which stupid ending was the right one 28 Days Later: Avian Flu Virus! Rage-infected chickens tear around at super-speed pecking everybody's kneecaps off. Twilight of of the Living Dead In which the survivng humans achieve victory when they realise that, if you're fighting creatures who can turn you into a zombie with a single bite, you shouldn't run around in tank-tops and T-shirts driving open dune buggies. World of the Dead The zombies have made it into the cities,eaten all the humans and we get two hours of the Living Dead walking around, bumping into each other, drooling, and going "Uurrgh". Jurassic World The dinosaurs have made to the mainland, eaten all the humans, and we get two hours of cool dinosaur footage uninterrupted by stupid storylines and bad acting. Dinosaur 2: The Big One- Cretaceous Extinction! Alidar, Plio, and all their friends are frolicking in their new-found paradise when they look up and see another fiery stone falling from the sky... And can't forget this year's Oscar-winners Crash 2 In an incredible coincidence, David Duke, Osama bin Laden, Ann Coulter, Louis Farrakhan, Hirohito, Heinrich Himmler, Ayatollah Khomenei, Torquemada, Oliver Cromwell and Genghis Khan are involved in a multi-car collision in front of a McDonalds in Pasadena. Hilarity ensues. Brokeback Mountain 2: Real Boys Don't Cry Ennis goes to Texas for Jack Twist's funeral. He is shocked when the autopsy reveals that, all along, Jack was a woman posing as a man so she could get a job as a cowboy. Last edited by GreyMouser : 04-29-2006 at 10:33 AM.

04-29-2006, 10:39 AM	#59
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	LOL, GreyMouser. Excellent post. Real Oscarmaterial the lot of them.

04-29-2006, 06:47 PM	#60
Whispering Willow Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 36	Catwoman 2 - An evil man's plot to sell poisoned cat sand threatens pussie's behinds nation-wide. Being refused to own a pet of any kind as a child because of a cat doing her doody under his mother's kitchen table, he is now suffering from a built up rage against felines. Can our hero Patience set right what the doody set wrong?

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