half dwarf? - Page 3

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 05:47 AM

A half dwarf half duncan idaho with all the enhancements from the chapterhouse dune

enters room bearing teeth at anduril and BoP

What's up with all this groping?

approaching both with great menace" you know i killed 19 sadurkar single-handedly, before enchancements'

this shyly asks " can i join in?"

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 05:48 AM

Then Anduril, in all his non-teenagedness, felt warm and fuzzy.

But he wanted to know what BoP meant when she said:

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Kiss and make up!!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
A half dwarf half duncan idaho with all the enhancements from the chapterhouse dune

enters room bearing teeth at anduril and BoP

What's up with all this groping?

approaching both with great menace" you know i killed 19 sadurkar single-handedly, before enchancements'

this shyly asks " can i join in?"

With the gratuitous groping? Or the gratuitous kissing?

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 05:52 AM

both of course

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 05:53 AM

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" can i join in?"

Anduril and BoP look up, as if rudely interupted.

"I am afraid," Anduril stated, "that mine heart lies solely with BoP and Earniel, but mainly, as it now seems, with BoP. And I also Earniel. But I am of the mind that their hearts lie with mine as well..."

"Therefore," continued BoP, "perhaps A-E might find another suitable being to grope?"

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 05:53 AM

Well... that rather depends on how Anduril is going to take a male groping & kissing him....

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 05:56 AM

what a half dwarf dalek

or a half dwarf great worm

shai hulud

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 05:57 AM

Quote:

With the gratuitous groping? Or the gratuitous kissing?

BeardofPants!! You can't just mention the gratuitous kissing after the fact - we all (or maybe just me) need detailed accounts of the events in these here parts...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
what a half dwarf dalek

or a half dwarf great worm

shai hulud

Shaitan! Why did thou taketh my family!?

*Pulls out chrys knife...*

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 06:00 AM

alas the situation is getting sticky

I was assumimg that anduril and I would being groping and kissing you while your attention was divided between us.

as for earniel and Bop perhaps we should let the ladies decide

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Shaitan! Why did thou taketh my family!?

*Pulls out chrys knife...*

it's just part of the bene gesserit breeding program

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:26 AM

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
BeardofPants!! You can't just mention the gratuitous kissing after the fact - we all (or maybe just me) need detailed accounts of the events in these here parts...

Well, seeing as it's a PG-13 board, I'll refrain from the x-rated descriptions. Use your imagination. It's a very good one.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:30 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
it's just part of the bene gesserit breeding program

BG program? Or Golden Path?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 06:38 AM

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Use your imagination. It's a very good one

You said it, babes!!

.....
....
.....

But seriously, what is this intervention from A-E? Dost he not knoweth the sacred bond that hath transpired between Anduril, BoP, and Earniel? We are The Mighty Three!

Yes, I can gather that A-E also likes the gratuitousness, and at the same time I do not wish to appear as selfish or unrelenting of my "grip" on BoP, but methinks thou dost tread in slightly dangerous terroritory...

Ofcourse, it is BoP's decision regarding the reception of gropes from anyone, but I shall in my heart hope that it will remain merely myself and Earniel who that groping shall perform...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:41 AM

'Tis overly concerned about interception in the Mighty Three? And yet, I feel that it is disintergrating, and shattering into a million shards of irreparable un-put-togetherness... "babes"? Ai! How 'bout I call you my "sweet little cabbage"?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 06:45 AM

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Ai! How 'bout I call you my "sweet little cabbage"?

If you feel warm and fuzzy, go ahead!

Doth I have any reason for mine trust in thou to wonder about?

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
If you feel warm and fuzzy, go ahead!

Doth I have any reason for mine trust in thou to wonder about?

Hmmmm.... Well, A-E can spout stuff from Dune... Nothing makes me warm and tingley than when a guy can debate Dune with me.... But, ah! You're my cuddly wuddly Anduril, who gave up immortality... Oh decisions... decisions....

Oh, and just to keep on thread: what would a half dwarf, half dalek look like? Do you think it would look as munted as Davros?

Andúril · 04-12-2002, 06:52 AM

*Must read Dune Must read Dune*

By the way, how do you know that I'm cuddly? You would have needed to cuddle with me to find that out...

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 06:57 AM

If you'd read Dune, (and all it's sequels), you'd know that I am BG, and therefore presentiment...

04-12-2002, 05:47 AM	#41
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	A half dwarf half duncan idaho with all the enhancements from the chapterhouse dune enters room bearing teeth at anduril and BoP What's up with all this groping? approaching both with great menace" you know i killed 19 sadurkar single-handedly, before enchancements' this shyly asks " can i join in?" __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-12-2002, 05:52 AM	#44
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	both of course __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-12-2002, 05:53 AM	#46
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well... that rather depends on how Anduril is going to take a male groping & kissing him.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 05:56 AM	#47
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	what a half dwarf dalek or a half dwarf great worm shai hulud __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-12-2002, 06:00 AM	#50
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	alas the situation is getting sticky I was assumimg that anduril and I would being groping and kissing you while your attention was divided between us. as for earniel and Bop perhaps we should let the ladies decide __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 04-12-2002 at 06:03 AM.

04-12-2002, 06:26 AM	#52
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	__________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-12-2002 at 11:37 AM.

04-12-2002, 06:41 AM	#56
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	'Tis overly concerned about interception in the Mighty Three? And yet, I feel that it is disintergrating, and shattering into a million shards of irreparable un-put-togetherness... "babes"? Ai! How 'bout I call you my "sweet little cabbage"? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 06:52 AM	#59
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Must read Dune Must read Dune By the way, how do you know that I'm cuddly? You would have needed to cuddle with me to find that out...

04-12-2002, 06:57 AM	#60
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	If you'd read Dune, (and all it's sequels), you'd know that I am BG, and therefore presentiment... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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