nightmare cast list - Page 3

LuthienTinuviel · 02-24-2002, 12:08 PM

lucille ball: arwen
desi arnez: aragorn
(aragorn:, arwen, that flight to the ford scene, YOU GOT SOME SPALININ TO DO!!....arwen: wahhhhhh)

a rosie o donnel would be scary as galadriel.. downright creepy.

Captain Stern · 02-24-2002, 01:27 PM

Lol I love the picture under your name Luthien

Tanoliel · 02-24-2002, 01:31 PM

Frodo: Mark Hamill (YAHHH! Run...run away...)
Arwen: (still) Carrie Fisher ("Frodo...I'm your sister too....again...)
Yargh. He can't act....truly...

LOL, Eruviel....

"Look at me, I'm SO smart..." See, Emma and (um...whatshisname!) were splendid for Hermione and Ron (better than Harry, I thought), but for LotR...oh, gag me...
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-24-2002, 02:43 PM

lol. Mark Hamill. ouch. Definitely a nightmare. He can't act. Well, we all knew that....

LuthienTinuviel · 02-24-2002, 03:55 PM

thank you captian stern!
i thought it was nice and creative, myself.

pip and merry:those two criminals from the home alone movies
ack!

Laurelyn · 02-24-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Stern
Lol I love the picture under your name Luthien

Yah . . . so do I, it's great. Death to "If you want him, come and claim him! Ahhh! Die die die!
*recovering from burst of insanity* That was random, wasn't it?
Some of these castings are hilarious, btw!!!

Agburanar · 02-26-2002, 05:46 AM

How about Rowan Atkinson as Saruman and Tony Robinson as Wormtongue? Add Hugh Laurie as Theoden and you could be on to a winner!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-26-2002, 05:18 PM

nice one agburananar!
tee hee hee
u could just imagine that, NO DON'T, ITS TOO AWFUL, MY EYES, MY EYES, IM BLINDED,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh well!!!
wot about John Cleese as Frodo!, or even worse, wait for it.....
JOSH HARTNETT as Aragorn, now that would be fairly terrifying. even as one of his fans, i still WOULD NOT like 2 c him in lotr, it would completely spoil it!

LuthienTinuviel · 02-26-2002, 05:25 PM

this thread is making my eyes bleed

KGamgee · 02-26-2002, 05:27 PM

Josh Hartnett is a good one!

Nariel Starfire · 02-26-2002, 08:16 PM

I can see it now: Josh hartnett as Aragorn

Josh to Legolas: Hey, aren't you dead?
Orli: Well, they did show a body bag, but it wasn't actually ever cleared up if I did die or not.
Josh: Well whaare you doing next?
Lij: Will you guys just shut up and act! we're trying to make a movie here...
Josh: We are?

TinuvielChild · 03-01-2002, 12:41 AM

some of these are really cool! my first reaction to some of these was 'are you people TRYING to make me vomit?!?!?' but then i ended up rolling on the floor laughing at some of them...yeah, josh hartnett would be pretty awful...i still think barney as saruman would be pretty funny....

Tanoliel · 03-02-2002, 01:40 PM

whooo....*shudder* BARNEY...I think barney would be even scarier than coming face-to-face with saruman...yick.
David Bowie (labyrinth style) as Elrond ("voodoo...")
-tano

Finrod Felagund · 06-10-2002, 09:11 AM

Arwen: Marilyn Monroe
Aragorn: Elvis Presley *shudder*
Gandalf: Sean Connery (which wouldn't be so bad...)
Elrond: David Duchovny

Boromir: Tom Cruise
Galadriel: Cameron Diaz

Eowyn: Judy Garland

Grey_Wolf · 06-10-2002, 11:56 AM

LOTR the "musical".

Mariah Carey - Galadriel

Christina A. - Arwen

Shakira - Eowyn

Eros R. - Aragorn

Bruce Springsteen - Boromir

David Bowie - Gandalf

Tom Jones - Gimli

Michael Jackson - Legolas

The Spice Girls - all of the hobbits

All Saints - half the Nazgul

Destiny's Child - three more of the above + Mya

Iggy Pop - as the Witch King

Tom Petty - Denethor

Ricki Martin - Faramir

...ze berfekt gnightmare cast, ton't zu all fink zo?

Captain Stern · 06-10-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund: Gandalf: Sean Connery

Are you kidding me? Sean Connery would be the perfect Gandalf. Unlike Ian Mckellan Connery exudes 'presence' and wisdom like Gandalf did in the book.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-10-2002, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Stern

Are you kidding me? Sean Connery would be the perfect Gandalf. Unlike Ian Mckellan Connery exudes 'presence' and wisdom like Gandalf did in the book.

I would laugh if Sean Connery were Gandalf. I don't think he would be that great as Gandalf.

I though Ian McKellan was great.

***Earniel*** · 06-10-2002, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grey_Wolf
Mariah Carey - Galadriel

Christina A. - Arwen

Shakira - Eowyn

Ack This is too much for my poor heart *dies*

*reincarnates* I think Sean Connery is a great actor but he just ain't no Gandalf.

Andúril · 06-11-2002, 04:05 PM

Hobbits: Oompah-loompahs
Sauron: Jack Black
Gandalf: Keanu Reeves
Arwen: Oprah
Galadriel: Pamela Lee (Anderson....whatever)
Legolas: Hilary Swank
Aragorn: Mr T
Boromir: Mr Bean
Gimli: Samuel L Jackson
Saruman: Keanu Reeves

cassiopeia · 06-12-2002, 01:02 AM

I think that David Duchovny would be very handsome as Elrond (although I hope he wouldn't start babbling about aliens and middle earth conspriricies).

How about:

Russell Crowe as Boromir (I can just imagine him talking with a broad Australian accent and smoking a cigarette).

Woody Allen as Legolas

Hugh Grant as Aragorn (He just stutters through the whole movie)

Michael Jackson as Frodo (He has enough plastic on his face)

Lois from Malcom in the Middle as Sauron (she is pretty scary when angry)

02-24-2002, 12:08 PM	#41
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	lucille ball: arwen desi arnez: aragorn (aragorn:, arwen, that flight to the ford scene, YOU GOT SOME SPALININ TO DO!!....arwen: wahhhhhh) a rosie o donnel would be scary as galadriel.. downright creepy. __________________

02-24-2002, 01:27 PM	#42
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	RE: nightmare cast list Lol I love the picture under your name Luthien __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

02-24-2002, 01:31 PM	#43
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Frodo: Mark Hamill (YAHHH! Run...run away...) Arwen: (still) Carrie Fisher ("Frodo...I'm your sister too....again...) Yargh. He can't act....truly... LOL, Eruviel.... "Look at me, I'm SO smart..." See, Emma and (um...whatshisname!) were splendid for Hermione and Ron (better than Harry, I thought), but for LotR...oh, gag me... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-24-2002, 02:43 PM	#44
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	lol. Mark Hamill. ouch. Definitely a nightmare. He can't act. Well, we all knew that.... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

02-24-2002, 03:55 PM	#45
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	thank you captian stern! i thought it was nice and creative, myself. pip and merry:those two criminals from the home alone movies ack! __________________

02-26-2002, 05:46 AM	#47
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	How about Rowan Atkinson as Saruman and Tony Robinson as Wormtongue? Add Hugh Laurie as Theoden and you could be on to a winner!

02-26-2002, 05:18 PM	#48
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	nice one agburananar! tee hee hee u could just imagine that, NO DON'T, ITS TOO AWFUL, MY EYES, MY EYES, IM BLINDED,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh well!!! wot about John Cleese as Frodo!, or even worse, wait for it..... JOSH HARTNETT as Aragorn, now that would be fairly terrifying. even as one of his fans, i still WOULD NOT like 2 c him in lotr, it would completely spoil it! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-26-2002, 05:25 PM	#49
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	this thread is making my eyes bleed __________________

02-26-2002, 05:27 PM	#50
KGamgee Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 103	Josh Hartnett is a good one!

02-26-2002, 08:16 PM	#51
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	I can see it now: Josh hartnett as Aragorn Josh to Legolas: Hey, aren't you dead? Orli: Well, they did show a body bag, but it wasn't actually ever cleared up if I did die or not. Josh: Well whaare you doing next? Lij: Will you guys just shut up and act! we're trying to make a movie here... Josh: We are? __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

03-01-2002, 12:41 AM	#52
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	some of these are really cool! my first reaction to some of these was 'are you people TRYING to make me vomit?!?!?' but then i ended up rolling on the floor laughing at some of them...yeah, josh hartnett would be pretty awful...i still think barney as saruman would be pretty funny.... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-02-2002, 01:40 PM	#53
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	whooo....shudder BARNEY...I think barney would be even scarier than coming face-to-face with saruman...yick. David Bowie (labyrinth style) as Elrond ("voodoo...") -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-10-2002, 09:11 AM	#54
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Arwen: Marilyn Monroe Aragorn: Elvis Presley shudder Gandalf: Sean Connery (which wouldn't be so bad...) Elrond: David Duchovny Boromir: Tom Cruise Galadriel: Cameron Diaz Eowyn: Judy Garland __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 06-17-2002 at 09:12 AM.

06-10-2002, 11:56 AM	#55
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	LOTR the "musical". Mariah Carey - Galadriel Christina A. - Arwen Shakira - Eowyn Eros R. - Aragorn Bruce Springsteen - Boromir David Bowie - Gandalf Tom Jones - Gimli Michael Jackson - Legolas The Spice Girls - all of the hobbits All Saints - half the Nazgul Destiny's Child - three more of the above + Mya Iggy Pop - as the Witch King Tom Petty - Denethor Ricki Martin - Faramir ...ze berfekt gnightmare cast, ton't zu all fink zo?

06-11-2002, 04:05 PM	#59
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Hobbits: Oompah-loompahs Sauron: Jack Black Gandalf: Keanu Reeves Arwen: Oprah Galadriel: Pamela Lee (Anderson....whatever) Legolas: Hilary Swank Aragorn: Mr T Boromir: Mr Bean Gimli: Samuel L Jackson Saruman: Keanu Reeves

06-12-2002, 01:02 AM	#60
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I think that David Duchovny would be very handsome as Elrond (although I hope he wouldn't start babbling about aliens and middle earth conspriricies). How about: Russell Crowe as Boromir (I can just imagine him talking with a broad Australian accent and smoking a cigarette). Woody Allen as Legolas Hugh Grant as Aragorn (He just stutters through the whole movie) Michael Jackson as Frodo (He has enough plastic on his face) Lois from Malcom in the Middle as Sauron (she is pretty scary when angry) __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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