Teacup Café XVII - Page 3

The last sane person · 02-06-2007, 06:01 PM

But I still think they are playing both fields. They have contracts with Mirkwood dating back to the third age! And the Data the Hobbit Intel people give me is little better than what my scouts are reporting back. Their print outs just have more pretty colors...

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 06:04 PM

I guess you would know those specifics...ok, we'll go with EyeSpy. But I don't want them near me, they stick one in my back every chance they get...

BTW, it wouldn't be a bad idea to find Beorn. He was a pretty good spy I hear...

jammi567 · 02-06-2007, 06:13 PM

Really? okay then, i'll go and have a look in the big bad woods then.

The last sane person · 02-06-2007, 06:14 PM

So he is, but he is either with the elves or taking a nap or somewhere we can't find him and further more I...*Sniffs the air*

Sane: Hmm, what is that, smells good?

Soldier1: Hunting patrol is back General!

Soldier2: And it looks like there are cooking up something good!

Sane: Oh? And what is that? Hunting party report! What did you manage to bag?

Hunting Scout: Oh, A deer, a brace of connies and 12 geese!

Sane: And what are you cooking at the moment that smells good?

Hunting scout: Ah, that's the crown of the hunt! A giant bear stumbled across us, it seemed to be watching us. Funny thing though, the men could have sworn the thing said 'Owch'....

Sane:

So Much for Beorn!!

Hunting Scout:

Sane:...Never mind, dig in.

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 06:15 PM

You killed Beorn without Tolkien's permission!

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 06:30 PM

Hector: Hello! How are you guys today?

Eyespy Agent:

*Is he trying to talk to me?*

Hector: I talked to your boss, and he says we should start off by scouring the edges of Mirkwood for any signs of the Elves. I think we'll do that.

EyeSpy Agent: *How UNoriginal*

*I'll do my own thing thankyouverym uch*

Hector: Do you have something in your eye?

EyeSpy Agent: *Like, OMIGOSH, he's CONCERNED! How dorky is that!*

Hector: Ok, so you guys can head out, and report to Gen. Sane when you need to. I'll make sure the checks are written out...

EyeSpy Agent: *They still use checks? How un-tech!*

Hector: Ok, I'll see ya later....

BACKSTAB!!!!

The last sane person · 02-06-2007, 06:41 PM

*Boots the EyeSpy Tech's into gear. They Fear the Shah. Yes, they do.* Alright, now for some intel gathering! Now that I have new recruits and a few days left on the ceasefire, time to train!

And...Beorn...well, he'll be popped back into existance some time or another. Lord knows how many important characters get axed in FANFIC, never mind these little teacup wars.

me9996 · 02-06-2007, 06:44 PM

Shouldn't this be an RPG or something?

Join the army they said, see you still alive they said...

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 06:49 PM

Me9996, you can join Sane right now. They're heading out to battle

me9996 · 02-06-2007, 06:56 PM

Okay, off I go
*Dons armour and takes up sword and shield and runs after the rest of the army*

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 06:57 PM

I'll have Rian make tons of cookies, and there'll be plenty of hot chocolate and cappucino waiting....!

Have fun!

.....*notices that Sane is looking at him weird*

The last sane person · 02-06-2007, 07:07 PM

....Indeed, Hector, want to go smack some elves? Your horse and armor are waiting for you outside.

Think of the PR! *spurs horse onwards and leads the army*

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 07:08 PM

*gulps* *looks at shoes*...and I really do have a pretty tight schedule...

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-06-2007, 07:10 PM

*prods him with spear*

me9996 · 02-06-2007, 07:14 PM

You'd think the prez would be exemt from a draft...

As I've said, do you think somebody ought to make a seperate thread for this? (In RPG forum likely)

hectorberlioz · 02-06-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

*prods him with spear*

Oh I wasn't planning on doing the cooking, nor was Rian. It's just that I was going to make her do it

...

But hopefully you guys realize that I have mountains of paperwork to do...

The last sane person · 02-06-2007, 07:24 PM

*Grabs Hector by the back of the shirt and lifts him onto his horse and hands him a spear*

Now, get to work winning the hearts and minds of your fighting men and women!

*Slaps the horse's rump and it dashes into battle with hector*

I love this job!

Acalewia · 02-06-2007, 08:28 PM

Now that was quit a funny sight. Hector being carried away by his horse and I do think he is holding on for dear life

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-06-2007, 09:08 PM

I have it on good authority that those warhorses are trained by eating the raw meat of their enemies.

Shame if hector's horse had an indiscriminate palate.

rohirrim TR · 02-06-2007, 09:43 PM

Wow the longer I leave the weirder it gets around here. *Hector Frowns*

Oh ! Yeah the press secretary thing my bad, but honestly you do pretty well on your own.

Whats with the surge in Mirkwood...you know that the mirkwood war is a quagmire right??

02-06-2007, 06:01 PM	#41
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	But I still think they are playing both fields. They have contracts with Mirkwood dating back to the third age! And the Data the Hobbit Intel people give me is little better than what my scouts are reporting back. Their print outs just have more pretty colors... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-06-2007, 06:04 PM	#42
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I guess you would know those specifics...ok, we'll go with EyeSpy. But I don't want them near me, they stick one in my back every chance they get... BTW, it wouldn't be a bad idea to find Beorn. He was a pretty good spy I hear... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 06:13 PM	#43
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02-06-2007, 06:14 PM	#44
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	So he is, but he is either with the elves or taking a nap or somewhere we can't find him and further more I...Sniffs the air Sane: Hmm, what is that, smells good? Soldier1: Hunting patrol is back General! Soldier2: And it looks like there are cooking up something good! Sane: Oh? And what is that? Hunting party report! What did you manage to bag? Hunting Scout: Oh, A deer, a brace of connies and 12 geese! Sane: And what are you cooking at the moment that smells good? Hunting scout: Ah, that's the crown of the hunt! A giant bear stumbled across us, it seemed to be watching us. Funny thing though, the men could have sworn the thing said 'Owch'.... Sane: So Much for Beorn!! Hunting Scout: Sane:...Never mind, dig in. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-06-2007, 06:15 PM	#45
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	You killed Beorn without Tolkien's permission! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 06:30 PM	#46
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Hector: Hello! How are you guys today? Eyespy Agent: Is he trying to talk to me? Hector: I talked to your boss, and he says we should start off by scouring the edges of Mirkwood for any signs of the Elves. I think we'll do that. EyeSpy Agent: How UNoriginal I'll do my own thing thankyouverym uch Hector: Do you have something in your eye? EyeSpy Agent: Like, OMIGOSH, he's CONCERNED! How dorky is that! Hector: Ok, so you guys can head out, and report to Gen. Sane when you need to. I'll make sure the checks are written out... EyeSpy Agent: They still use checks? How un-tech! Hector: Ok, I'll see ya later.... BACKSTAB!!!! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 06:41 PM	#47
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Boots the EyeSpy Tech's into gear. They Fear the Shah. Yes, they do. Alright, now for some intel gathering! Now that I have new recruits and a few days left on the ceasefire, time to train! And...Beorn...well, he'll be popped back into existance some time or another. Lord knows how many important characters get axed in FANFIC, never mind these little teacup wars. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-06-2007, 06:49 PM	#49
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Me9996, you can join Sane right now. They're heading out to battle __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 06:57 PM	#51
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'll have Rian make tons of cookies, and there'll be plenty of hot chocolate and cappucino waiting....! Have fun! .....notices that Sane is looking at him weird __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 07:07 PM	#52
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	....Indeed, Hector, want to go smack some elves? Your horse and armor are waiting for you outside. Think of the PR! spurs horse onwards and leads the army __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-06-2007, 07:08 PM	#53
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	gulps looks at shoes...and I really do have a pretty tight schedule... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-06-2007, 07:10 PM	#54
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	You can't cook, hector, you're drafted. prods him with spear

02-06-2007, 07:24 PM	#57
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Grabs Hector by the back of the shirt and lifts him onto his horse and hands him a spear Now, get to work winning the hearts and minds of your fighting men and women! Slaps the horse's rump and it dashes into battle with hector I love this job! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-06-2007, 08:28 PM	#58
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Now that was quit a funny sight. Hector being carried away by his horse and I do think he is holding on for dear life __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

02-06-2007, 09:08 PM	#59
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	He'd better be. I have it on good authority that those warhorses are trained by eating the raw meat of their enemies. Shame if hector's horse had an indiscriminate palate.

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