Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive) - Page 3

Linaewen · 12-29-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Valandil

Meanwhile, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to split this thread into those who wish to be more polite and those who wish to be more rude... or into the pro-US / anti-US segments... or just a special little spin-off for Lizra and Anduril!!

Val, you are such a confused git.

Why should Lizra and Andúril get their own spin-off thread? If they want to discuss their usual perverted crap, there's always PM. Lizra doesn't deserve her own thread- she's a liar and slanderer (I recall how she tried to frame me before).

**Nurvingiel** · 12-29-2004, 09:59 PM

Yeah... because Snowdog's post is happy, or it wants to date posts of the same gender...

Using gay as an insult, which is how I read Anduril's post, is MISUSE!

Inked is an anomaly! No, he's an amoeba!

EarthBound · 12-30-2004, 08:15 AM

HMMMPH!!!! This is no "java" thick SLANDER thread, but some "weak tea" version. You're all a bunch of nits. It can only mean my own peculiar brand of DNA is the "CORRECT" type and the rest of you are a bunch of Mutant-Geniome-Confused-Fart-Blasters who are so caught up on the pointless and obscure meanings of flippant wordage that you are, in fact . . . unhip....so unhip, I'm suprised you don't all fall to the floor.

Andúril · 12-30-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Using gay as an insult, which is how I read Anduril's post, is MISUSE!

Nonsense you silly person.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay&r=f

Check out the last variation for each definition. You need to get out more.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-30-2004, 02:33 PM

I already knew what this definition was:

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3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"

But anyone who uses it with any degree of seriousness needs to get out into the real world more. Bah.

I fart in your general direction.

Andúril · 12-30-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I fart in your general direction.

Instead of impressing me, you made yourself look stupid. Well done, Fartingiel.

Elfmaster XK · 12-30-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Andúril

Instead of impressing me, you made yourself look stupid. Well done, Fartingiel.

Well at least she only looks stupid (and looks can be deceiving). You are stupid.

Andúril · 12-30-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

Well at least she only looks stupid (and looks can be deceiving). You are stupid.

Says she who wishes to drink of me under the table.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-30-2004, 07:32 PM

lol

Why would I want to impress you? Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Oh... this thread is stupid... x_x

inked · 12-31-2004, 12:53 AM

Alas and Alack, Nurv!

You have now opened BOTH ends of the gastronomic tract and each act has removed all doubt: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open the mouth (anus) and remove all doubt" !!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: check out the non-european islamic influence thread for a post by me of a CANADIAN source

Elfmaster XK · 12-31-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Andúril

Says she who wishes to drink of me under the table.

I'm mildy impressed, by the way, that you didn't mutilate my quote. Drink of? ... Drink off? ... I raise my eyebrow at you.

For future reference, Andúril, there is supposed to be some wit in a witty comeback. I suggest you bow to my superior wit and don't come back.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-31-2004, 09:46 AM

You don't get Monty Python references!? You're all cretins (except Elfmaster).

inked · 12-31-2004, 11:32 AM

Nurv,

YOU ARE a Shrubbery! May the attack rabbit have at you! May you count as the holders of the Holy Hand Grenade!

Whenever life gets YOU down, Mrs. Brown...

!

**Nurvingiel** · 12-31-2004, 01:43 PM

lol!!

One... two... five!
-Three ma'am
Three!
*lobs Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
*blammo*

And thus the killed bunny rabbit was destroyed, and the shrubbery was safe from its browsings.

Always look on the bright side of life! *cheerful whistling*

And since this is the insult thread... you wipers of other people's bottoms.

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Elfmaster XK

Drink of? ... Drink off? ... I raise my eyebrow at you.

Pervert.

Bunnie_Queen_1146 · 12-31-2004, 05:35 PM

I have been reaidn all of your posts.....You guys are like older than me(i'm 13...maybe some of u are younger lets hope not) And you guys seem so inmature...maybe you are...maybe we all are

Well Let me join in with you!

preverted people.....*nods*

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Insidious Rex

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

filthy english kerniggits!

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunnie_Queen_1146

I have been reaidn all of your posts.....You guys are like older than me(i'm 13...maybe some of u are younger lets hope not) And you guys seem so inmature...maybe you are...maybe we all are

Well Let me join in with you!

preverted people.....*nods*

Learn how to spell.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 12-31-2004, 07:03 PM

why you lump of vomit, how dare you speak to me like that.

what? no one said anything?
i must be mad!!

Andúril · 12-31-2004, 07:08 PM

Or just looking for attention in a sad, boring kind of way.

12-30-2004, 08:15 AM	#43
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	HMMMPH!!!! This is no "java" thick SLANDER thread, but some "weak tea" version. You're all a bunch of nits. It can only mean my own peculiar brand of DNA is the "CORRECT" type and the rest of you are a bunch of Mutant-Geniome-Confused-Fart-Blasters who are so caught up on the pointless and obscure meanings of flippant wordage that you are, in fact . . . unhip....so unhip, I'm suprised you don't all fall to the floor. __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

12-31-2004, 12:53 AM	#50
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Alas and Alack, Nurv! You have now opened BOTH ends of the gastronomic tract and each act has removed all doubt: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open the mouth (anus) and remove all doubt" !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps: check out the non-european islamic influence thread for a post by me of a CANADIAN source __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-31-2004, 11:32 AM	#53
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Nurv, YOU ARE a Shrubbery! May the attack rabbit have at you! May you count as the holders of the Holy Hand Grenade! Whenever life gets YOU down, Mrs. Brown... ! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-31-2004, 05:35 PM	#56
Bunnie_Queen_1146 90% angel Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Unknown>:) Posts: 243	I have been reaidn all of your posts.....You guys are like older than me(i'm 13...maybe some of u are younger lets hope not) And you guys seem so inmature...maybe you are...maybe we all are Well Let me join in with you! preverted people.....nods __________________ Call me BQ orTiny. Since I can't change my user name.lol Don't you remember/ The fizz in a pepper/Peanuts in a bottle/At ten, two and four/A fried bologna sandwich/With mayo and tomato/Sittin' round the table/Don't happen much anymore /Back when a hoe was a hoe/Coke was a coke/And crack's what you were doing/When you were cracking jokes/Back when a screw was a screw/The wind was all that blew/And when you said I'm down with that Well it meant you had the flu/I miss back when

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12-31-2004, 07:03 PM	#59
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	why you lump of vomit, how dare you speak to me like that. what? no one said anything? i must be mad!!

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