04-02-2003, 10:16 PM | #41 |
The Elven Queen Of All Pyros
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i love the simpsons.
the whole simpson family congo line xcept lisa. "cant make friends with salad! cant make friend with salad!
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04-02-2003, 10:26 PM | #42 |
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"Hey, I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart."
Poor, poor Milhouse. I know how ya feel.
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04-03-2003, 04:55 AM | #43 | |
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Hey, don't be down GW. You're smart, aren't you? You love Tolkien's works and hate TTT the movie, after all! |
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04-03-2003, 11:31 AM | #44 |
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That's CULTURE, not INTELLIGENT.
And I don't hate TTT the movie. I hate TTT the adaptation.
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04-03-2003, 01:32 PM | #45 |
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Homer: You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Reverend Lovejoy: When something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral! I love the Simpsons!
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And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool. |
04-03-2003, 05:14 PM | #46 |
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ned flanders: I I I think I swallowed a toothpick
rev. lovejoy: and that's when I just stopped caring
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04-10-2003, 08:35 AM | #47 |
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On the way to camp, we watched the Simpsons on the bus. The episode where the Simpsons have to take on a new identity in Terror Lake (is that right?) Unfortunately, my friends can't get over the scene where Sideshow Bob continually steps on rakes and shudders. I think it loses is humour the 4th time he does it. However, there were some quotes I liked:
'Well shut my mouth. It's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling' - Chief Wiggam. (meanwhile, his cops are doing that very thing) 'It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!' -Homer of course |
04-10-2003, 10:24 AM | #48 |
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lol!
Computer with Mr Burns on it: Hello Smithers, u r very good at turning me on! Groudskeeper Willie: I 'ate is little eyes I 'ate his little ears and I 'ate the little messes he leaves on my carpet. Bart: Oh you mean Hate
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05-13-2003, 12:31 AM | #49 |
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homer:why leave america to go to america junior
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05-13-2003, 12:46 AM | #50 |
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Lisa: I want my dad back! The one that's always yelling and...-looks blankly- you know, I don't know what I want.
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05-13-2003, 04:49 AM | #51 |
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Homer (at school): Why do I need English? I'm never going to England.
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And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool. |
05-13-2003, 06:10 AM | #52 |
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"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
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05-13-2003, 06:30 AM | #53 |
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Marge (to Bart / Homer, I forget which): You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
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05-13-2003, 07:23 PM | #54 |
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Squaaaak! Polly shouldn't be!
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05-13-2003, 08:52 PM | #55 |
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Homer Simpson: Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal. You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.
Lisa: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Homer's Brain: "Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid." Homer: "Takes one to know one!" Homer's Brain: "Swish!" |
05-13-2003, 10:11 PM | #56 |
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Apu: "Well. Not to sound like a screaming fag but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Flanders: "...diddly CRAP!!!" Bart: "Wow! You took a baptism for me." Marge: "What do you think he's doing up there?" Homer: Idunno... drug lab? School boiler room sign: "KEEP OOT"
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05-14-2003, 09:14 PM | #57 |
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Homer- Go suck a bible flanders!
Kidnapper #1- *looking at money (they where in another contry but i can't remebr wich)* O, look at all that pink and purple Kidnapper #2- our money sure is gay Lisa- I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!
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05-14-2003, 09:27 PM | #58 |
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Did anyone see the Christmas episode with Gary Coleman, where he jumps on top of the flaming pile of trashed doll zombies and mulilates them all with kung fu and a stick to save Springfield?
"Now that's something you don't see every Christmas." -Bart I've never laughed so hard in my life.
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05-15-2003, 02:02 AM | #59 |
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That might have been funnyer to me if i had known who Gary Coleman was.
My favorites: "Why Do people run from me?" (I wonder the same thing myself) "Wow, i didn't know your dad was into science!" "Science!!!" "Uh, no he didn't say science, he said, umm... pie pants!" "Mmmm....pie pants!" "Dang it, why did you iron a crease in my jeans! I look like a square!" "Umm, that crease is in your leg, sir." "Oh, so it is!" Hahahaha! |
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"Look! It's Lisa! And she's winning us back!" Nelson: "Hey, genius! What's a million plus a million?" Lisa: "Two million." Nelson: "So?" -rolls down hill- Ralph: "That's where I see the leprechaun." Bart: "Leprechaun?" Ralph: "Yeah. He tells me to burn things!"
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