02-06-2007, 06:01 PM | #41 |
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But I still think they are playing both fields. They have contracts with Mirkwood dating back to the third age! And the Data the Hobbit Intel people give me is little better than what my scouts are reporting back. Their print outs just have more pretty colors...
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02-06-2007, 06:04 PM | #42 |
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I guess you would know those specifics...ok, we'll go with EyeSpy. But I don't want them near me, they stick one in my back every chance they get...
BTW, it wouldn't be a bad idea to find Beorn. He was a pretty good spy I hear...
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02-06-2007, 06:13 PM | #43 |
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Really? okay then, i'll go and have a look in the big bad woods then.
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02-06-2007, 06:14 PM | #44 |
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So he is, but he is either with the elves or taking a nap or somewhere we can't find him and further more I...*Sniffs the air*
Sane: Hmm, what is that, smells good? Soldier1: Hunting patrol is back General! Soldier2: And it looks like there are cooking up something good! Sane: Oh? And what is that? Hunting party report! What did you manage to bag? Hunting Scout: Oh, A deer, a brace of connies and 12 geese! Sane: And what are you cooking at the moment that smells good? Hunting scout: Ah, that's the crown of the hunt! A giant bear stumbled across us, it seemed to be watching us. Funny thing though, the men could have sworn the thing said 'Owch'.... Sane: So Much for Beorn!! Hunting Scout: Sane:...Never mind, dig in.
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02-06-2007, 06:15 PM | #45 |
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You killed Beorn without Tolkien's permission!
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02-06-2007, 06:30 PM | #46 |
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Hector: Hello! How are you guys today?
Eyespy Agent: *Is he trying to talk to me?* Hector: I talked to your boss, and he says we should start off by scouring the edges of Mirkwood for any signs of the Elves. I think we'll do that. EyeSpy Agent: *How UNoriginal* *I'll do my own thing thankyouverym uch* Hector: Do you have something in your eye? EyeSpy Agent: *Like, OMIGOSH, he's CONCERNED! How dorky is that!* Hector: Ok, so you guys can head out, and report to Gen. Sane when you need to. I'll make sure the checks are written out... EyeSpy Agent: *They still use checks? How un-tech!* Hector: Ok, I'll see ya later.... BACKSTAB!!!!
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02-06-2007, 06:41 PM | #47 |
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*Boots the EyeSpy Tech's into gear. They Fear the Shah. Yes, they do.* Alright, now for some intel gathering! Now that I have new recruits and a few days left on the ceasefire, time to train!
And...Beorn...well, he'll be popped back into existance some time or another. Lord knows how many important characters get axed in FANFIC, never mind these little teacup wars.
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02-06-2007, 06:44 PM | #48 | |
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Shouldn't this be an RPG or something?
Join the army they said, see you still alive they said...
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02-06-2007, 06:49 PM | #49 |
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Me9996, you can join Sane right now. They're heading out to battle
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Okay, off I go
*Dons armour and takes up sword and shield and runs after the rest of the army*
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I'll have Rian make tons of cookies, and there'll be plenty of hot chocolate and cappucino waiting....!
Have fun! .....*notices that Sane is looking at him weird*
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02-06-2007, 07:07 PM | #52 |
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....Indeed, Hector, want to go smack some elves? Your horse and armor are waiting for you outside.
Think of the PR! *spurs horse onwards and leads the army*
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*gulps* *looks at shoes*...and I really do have a pretty tight schedule...
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02-06-2007, 07:10 PM | #54 |
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You can't cook, hector, you're drafted.
*prods him with spear*
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You'd think the prez would be exemt from a draft...
As I've said, do you think somebody ought to make a seperate thread for this? (In RPG forum likely)
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But hopefully you guys realize that I have mountains of paperwork to do...
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02-06-2007, 07:24 PM | #57 |
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*Grabs Hector by the back of the shirt and lifts him onto his horse and hands him a spear*
Now, get to work winning the hearts and minds of your fighting men and women! *Slaps the horse's rump and it dashes into battle with hector* I love this job!
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02-06-2007, 08:28 PM | #58 |
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Now that was quit a funny sight. Hector being carried away by his horse and I do think he is holding on for dear life
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02-06-2007, 09:08 PM | #59 |
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He'd better be.
I have it on good authority that those warhorses are trained by eating the raw meat of their enemies.
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Wow the longer I leave the weirder it gets around here. *Hector Frowns*
Oh ! Yeah the press secretary thing my bad, but honestly you do pretty well on your own. Whats with the surge in Mirkwood...you know that the mirkwood war is a quagmire right??
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