The silly rumour thread - Page 3

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:04 AM

Okay, okay, I take it back. You lasted longer than 10 minutes. Congratulations. So, wanna touch my box?

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:10 AM

Gladly

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:13 AM

Wassimatter? Withdrawal symptoms?

Geez, after cleaning out all that scunge, you've got some innuendo-ing to catch up on...

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:23 AM

well in that case

wonders before looking ' has the path to box been cleared"

Sees that the box is white on the outside. he slowly caresses the outside of the box. he notices that the box is reactive. as it begins to open of its own accord. he sees that is inside is pink and cushiony. it looks kinda small and he wonders could he be able to fit in the box.....

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:25 AM

Need I say anymore...

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:26 AM

to make amends he offers the box a large chocolate bar with nuts and cream filling

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:29 AM

Since Bop can't sleep wonders if a healthly protien milkshake with put the box to some restful slumber

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:31 AM

[BoP's mind boggles at A-E's word play...]

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:32 AM

ok thinks its time to stop pushing the envelope and back to other less dangerous subjects

than feeding your magic box

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:35 AM

I tip mine hat at your clever use of double entendres... if nothing else.

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:37 AM

one last parting shot

does the magic box have a beard of evil?

*Tenses for fell backlash*

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:40 AM

[edited for sanity.]

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 06:43 AM

Liv Tyler and Leonard Nimoy (the actor that gave life to Spock) have married secretly in Las Vegas after a short and torrid romance. The happy couple is now on honeymoon in Europe. When interrogated about what sparkled the romance, Liv said, “It’s an ear thing. We love pointed ears”. Interrogated about the age difference Leonard said, “I like older women”. Asked about their plans for the future Leonard said “We hope for a long and prosperous life”.

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:43 AM

the evidence is gone

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 06:49 AM

HAHA!! Anduril appears out of the box!

"Get your slimy chocolate bar away from the box, dammit!" I shout.

The box is mine. Well, it's BoP's. But it belongs to Anduril.

Quote:

Sees that the box is white on the outside. he slowly caresses the outside of the box. he notices that the box is reactive. as it begins to open of its own accord. he sees that is inside is pink and cushiony. it looks kinda small and he wonders could he be able to fit in the box.....

Keep dreaming, son!! Really, your imagination is not necessarily innaccurate (although you have zero actual experience with the box), and believe you me, I know what I'm talking about!!! I have had "first-hand" experience with the box, I should say. Whahahaha - in your face - all of you!!

*Anduril covers the box with a lace packet, then zips up the denim carry-bag, in which it was contained...*

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 06:51 AM

Um, guys, can I have my box back now?

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 06:54 AM

elvellon

LOL

I like your wit. I enjoyed your insults too.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:02 AM

I heard (from a friend's neighbour's uncle's fishing buddy), that they are thinking of making a LOTR TV series, starring Jon Claude Van Damme as Frodo.

Laurelyn · 04-17-2002, 07:07 AM

Hmm . . . let's see, I heard that at the begining of this thread, we were warned that there were little kids on this board . . . hey, did Elvellon mean me? *innocent look*I'm . . . er . . . little, I think . . .

I also heard that Tater was the lord of Entmoot. Go figure.

I heard that Afro-Elf was gonna join the Mighty Three. Good thing this is a rumour thread . . . although it seems to me he's quite friendly to the Three . . . ah, right, nuff said.

Also . . . I heard my mom calling, telling me I'm gonna be late for school . . . .

afro-elf · 04-17-2002, 07:08 AM

he is about the right height

yeah jackie chan is gonna be pippin

jet li merry

and samo hung as samwise

steven segal rumored to play aragorn

with chow yun fat as gandalf

michelle yeow will play eowyn

billy blanks gimli

wesley snipes boromir

gary daniels faramir

mark dacoscos as eomer

LOTR the AKA Lord of the Fists

04-17-2002, 06:04 AM	#41
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Okay, okay, I take it back. You lasted longer than 10 minutes. Congratulations. So, wanna touch my box? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:10 AM	#42
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Gladly __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-17-2002, 06:13 AM	#43
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Wassimatter? Withdrawal symptoms? Geez, after cleaning out all that scunge, you've got some innuendo-ing to catch up on... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:23 AM	#44
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	well in that case wonders before looking ' has the path to box been cleared" Sees that the box is white on the outside. he slowly caresses the outside of the box. he notices that the box is reactive. as it begins to open of its own accord. he sees that is inside is pink and cushiony. it looks kinda small and he wonders could he be able to fit in the box..... __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-17-2002, 06:25 AM	#45
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Need I say anymore... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:26 AM	#46
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	to make amends he offers the box a large chocolate bar with nuts and cream filling __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 04-17-2002 at 06:27 AM.

04-17-2002, 06:29 AM	#47
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Since Bop can't sleep wonders if a healthly protien milkshake with put the box to some restful slumber __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-17-2002, 06:31 AM	#48
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	[BoP's mind boggles at A-E's word play...] __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:32 AM	#49
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	ok thinks its time to stop pushing the envelope and back to other less dangerous subjects than feeding your magic box __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-17-2002, 06:35 AM	#50
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I tip mine hat at your clever use of double entendres... if nothing else. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:37 AM	#51
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	one last parting shot does the magic box have a beard of evil? Tenses for fell backlash __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-17-2002, 06:40 AM	#52
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	[edited for sanity.] __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-17-2002 at 08:12 PM.

04-17-2002, 06:43 AM	#53
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Liv Tyler and Leonard Nimoy (the actor that gave life to Spock) have married secretly in Las Vegas after a short and torrid romance. The happy couple is now on honeymoon in Europe. When interrogated about what sparkled the romance, Liv said, “It’s an ear thing. We love pointed ears”. Interrogated about the age difference Leonard said, “I like older women”. Asked about their plans for the future Leonard said “We hope for a long and prosperous life”. __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-17-2002, 06:43 AM	#54
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	the evidence is gone __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 04-17-2002 at 06:56 AM.

04-17-2002, 06:51 AM	#56
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Um, guys, can I have my box back now? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 06:54 AM	#57
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	elvellon LOL I like your wit. I enjoyed your insults too. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 04-17-2002 at 06:58 AM.

04-17-2002, 07:02 AM	#58
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I heard (from a friend's neighbour's uncle's fishing buddy), that they are thinking of making a LOTR TV series, starring Jon Claude Van Damme as Frodo. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 07:07 AM	#59
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Hmm . . . let's see, I heard that at the begining of this thread, we were warned that there were little kids on this board . . . hey, did Elvellon mean me? innocent lookI'm . . . er . . . little, I think . . . I also heard that Tater was the lord of Entmoot. Go figure. I heard that Afro-Elf was gonna join the Mighty Three. Good thing this is a rumour thread . . . although it seems to me he's quite friendly to the Three . . . ah, right, nuff said. Also . . . I heard my mom calling, telling me I'm gonna be late for school . . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 04-17-2002 at 07:12 AM.

04-17-2002, 07:08 AM	#60
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	he is about the right height yeah jackie chan is gonna be pippin jet li merry and samo hung as samwise steven segal rumored to play aragorn with chow yun fat as gandalf michelle yeow will play eowyn billy blanks gimli wesley snipes boromir gary daniels faramir mark dacoscos as eomer LOTR the AKA Lord of the Fists __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

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