Pants! - Page 3

Estel13 · 07-31-2003, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fimbrethil
love the one about Charlie Estel!

Malfoy's just trying to pants you Harry! It's what he wants!

Thanks, I like yours, too!

The Mirror of Those who Desire Pants.

HobbitChick88 · 08-03-2003, 05:30 PM

REMEMBER MY PANTS, PETUNIA.

Estel13 · 08-07-2003, 04:30 PM

To the well organized mind, pants are but the next great adventure.

Fimbrethil · 08-11-2003, 02:53 PM

No dear boy the effort nearly killed your pants!

Lalaith_Elf · 03-21-2004, 01:23 PM

"On the Saturday before the first pants, all students in the pants year and above were permitted to visit the village of Pants."

"... Harry Potter's well-wishers must hope that, next time, he bestows his pants upon a worthier candidate."

" 'We bow to each other, Harry,' said Voldemort, bending a little, but keeping his snake-like pants upturned to Harry. 'Come, the pants must be observed... Dumbledore would like you to show your pants.... bow to pants, Harry....' "

" 'You don't have the authority to send me pants!' Snape hissed, letting go of his pants as though he was angry with himself. 'I have as much right to prowl these pants after dark as you do!' "

Orli17 · 03-24-2004, 01:55 PM

Lalaith Elf!!! those were really good. my cousin thought i was going mad cuz i was laughing like an idiot....ok anyways....

Lalaith_Elf · 03-24-2004, 02:27 PM

Thanks. Why don't you try doing some yourself. They're fun to do!

Orli17 · 03-24-2004, 10:52 PM

it'll take me time however...ummm....

"Not spew, said Hermione impatiently. 'It's S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Pants.'
(yes that was quite a feeble attemtp at humor...)

"She's got pants!" said Ron excitedly, pointing at the pants ties to Hedwig's leg.

ok i'll have to ifnd some more. those two were really sillly.

Orli17 · 04-12-2004, 12:54 PM

hmm...i guess my sense of humor drove everyone off....hmmm....haha

Fimbrethil · 04-13-2004, 01:06 PM

It took HArry sevral days to get used to his strange new pants.

I bet he'd have pitched him off the pant's half way out to sea!

Black started to laugh, a horrible mirthless laugh that filled the whole pants.

Neville, trembling from head to fluffy pants, raised his hand slowly into the air.

They were pretty good, I laughed anyway. All those were from POA. Enjoy.

Mrs Maggot · 04-15-2004, 01:11 AM

This one's really quite painful…

chapter 6 in PoA

'Right,' said Ron, as they both opened their books at pages five and six. 'What can you see in my pants?'
'A load of soggy brown stuff,' said Harry. The heavily perfumed smoke in the room was making him feel sleepy and stupid.
'Broaden your pants, my dears, and allow your eyes to see past the mundane!' Professor Trelawney cried through the gloom.

Fimbrethil · 04-16-2004, 12:08 AM

That was brillant! Disjusting and painful but brillant all the same!! Kudos to you!

"Hold out your pants" said voldemort lazily.

Mrs Maggot · 04-16-2004, 03:05 AM

Aw thanks!

The sicker these threads get, the more I laugh. i go and read the LotR one in the books forum whenever I'm stressed cos it's just too funny… at the moment I'm thinkin… Maybe Fawkes, the phoenix, has pants with healing powers *need to find quote*

Fimbrethil · 04-16-2004, 11:49 PM

You better be careful, the mods'll be after you if you keep it up. PG the Moot is! Talk like Yoda I am.

"Wood, I have found you some pants."

***Khamûl*** · 04-29-2004, 12:25 PM

Ok, my turn.

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's pants, tapped the lock, and whispered, "Alohomora!"

He bent down and pulled his pants out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

"Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised pants.

The Ben · 05-15-2004, 02:55 PM

Harry shoves his pants out of the trolls nose.

"eww.. Troll bogies" he says as he wipes his pants.

Fimbrethil · 05-15-2004, 09:20 PM

Hehe...

(Can't remember if this is right so please forgive if it isn't)

Hermione pointed her wand at the identical blue doors and whispered something, a pair of bright red pants appeared on teh door.

.............that wasn't very good was it?

Morlin · 05-24-2004, 12:02 PM

-All OotP-

"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his pants wide open." (121)

"Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight pants." (154)

"He's having a go at my pants!" Seamus yelled. (218)

"Ron wrenched the pants apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back." (586)

"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649) < Not altered, I might add >

"What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's pants. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?" (26)

"Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry's pants?" (14)

"He was now looking at Zacharias as though he would like nothing better than to pants him." (343)

...and Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got pants, he got pants, he got pants..." (156)

"Harry's pants began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458)

...She pressed hard on the top of his pants. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head. (123)

"I was sure if he realized that our relationship was - or ever had been - closer then that of headmaster and pants..." (828)

Mrs Maggot · 05-28-2004, 01:16 AM

Funny how it all seemed so innocent when I read it, and yet you can turn it so dirty! Those are hilarious.

Morlin · 05-29-2004, 03:32 PM

-Also OotP-

"...the handle's made of Spanish pants with anti-pants varnish and in-built pants controls..." Ron was saying to Tonks. (157)

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, pants raised..." (569)

"We're not going to use pants," Ron ejaculated loudly. (242)

"Kreacher was disappearing through the door to the hall, looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up his pants..." (475)

"I see," said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white-faced wife to Harry and hitching up his pants. He seemed to be swelling... (38)

"He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue pants. Every day this summer had been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension again..." (9)

08-03-2003, 05:30 PM	#42
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	REMEMBER MY PANTS, PETUNIA. __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

08-07-2003, 04:30 PM	#43
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	To the well organized mind, pants are but the next great adventure. __________________

08-11-2003, 02:53 PM	#44
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	No dear boy the effort nearly killed your pants! __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

03-21-2004, 01:23 PM	#45
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	"On the Saturday before the first pants, all students in the pants year and above were permitted to visit the village of Pants." "... Harry Potter's well-wishers must hope that, next time, he bestows his pants upon a worthier candidate." " 'We bow to each other, Harry,' said Voldemort, bending a little, but keeping his snake-like pants upturned to Harry. 'Come, the pants must be observed... Dumbledore would like you to show your pants.... bow to pants, Harry....' " " 'You don't have the authority to send me pants!' Snape hissed, letting go of his pants as though he was angry with himself. 'I have as much right to prowl these pants after dark as you do!' " __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

03-24-2004, 01:55 PM	#46
Orli17 Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Degobah Posts: 169	Lalaith Elf!!! those were really good. my cousin thought i was going mad cuz i was laughing like an idiot....ok anyways.... __________________ ~~E-M-I-K-O---T-H-E-I-N~~ LEGOLAS GREENLEAF 10 Things You'll Find in Legolas' Backpack - Elvensmiths & Co. 10. hairbrush 9. blower 8. powder 7. Enya’s "the Memory of Trees" CD 6. cold cream 5. mud packs 4. First Aid kit 3. shampoo and conditioner 2. his picture 1. 101 Ways to Become the Prettiest Thing in Middle Earth that is from theonering.net 'tookish ticklers top ten things'...just citing my sources.....

03-24-2004, 02:27 PM	#47
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	Thanks. Why don't you try doing some yourself. They're fun to do! __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

03-24-2004, 10:52 PM	#48
Orli17 Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Degobah Posts: 169	it'll take me time however...ummm.... "Not spew, said Hermione impatiently. 'It's S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Pants.' (yes that was quite a feeble attemtp at humor...) "She's got pants!" said Ron excitedly, pointing at the pants ties to Hedwig's leg. ok i'll have to ifnd some more. those two were really sillly. __________________ ~~E-M-I-K-O---T-H-E-I-N~~ LEGOLAS GREENLEAF 10 Things You'll Find in Legolas' Backpack - Elvensmiths & Co. 10. hairbrush 9. blower 8. powder 7. Enya’s "the Memory of Trees" CD 6. cold cream 5. mud packs 4. First Aid kit 3. shampoo and conditioner 2. his picture 1. 101 Ways to Become the Prettiest Thing in Middle Earth that is from theonering.net 'tookish ticklers top ten things'...just citing my sources.....

04-12-2004, 12:54 PM	#49
Orli17 Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Degobah Posts: 169	hmm...i guess my sense of humor drove everyone off....hmmm....haha __________________ ~~E-M-I-K-O---T-H-E-I-N~~ LEGOLAS GREENLEAF 10 Things You'll Find in Legolas' Backpack - Elvensmiths & Co. 10. hairbrush 9. blower 8. powder 7. Enya’s "the Memory of Trees" CD 6. cold cream 5. mud packs 4. First Aid kit 3. shampoo and conditioner 2. his picture 1. 101 Ways to Become the Prettiest Thing in Middle Earth that is from theonering.net 'tookish ticklers top ten things'...just citing my sources.....

04-13-2004, 01:06 PM	#50
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	It took HArry sevral days to get used to his strange new pants. I bet he'd have pitched him off the pant's half way out to sea! Black started to laugh, a horrible mirthless laugh that filled the whole pants. Neville, trembling from head to fluffy pants, raised his hand slowly into the air. They were pretty good, I laughed anyway. All those were from POA. Enjoy. __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

04-15-2004, 01:11 AM	#51
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	This one's really quite painful… chapter 6 in PoA 'Right,' said Ron, as they both opened their books at pages five and six. 'What can you see in my pants?' 'A load of soggy brown stuff,' said Harry. The heavily perfumed smoke in the room was making him feel sleepy and stupid. 'Broaden your pants, my dears, and allow your eyes to see past the mundane!' Professor Trelawney cried through the gloom. __________________ Anyone looking for some mushrooms?

04-16-2004, 12:08 AM	#52
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	That was brillant! Disjusting and painful but brillant all the same!! Kudos to you! "Hold out your pants" said voldemort lazily. __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

04-16-2004, 03:05 AM	#53
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	Aw thanks! The sicker these threads get, the more I laugh. i go and read the LotR one in the books forum whenever I'm stressed cos it's just too funny… at the moment I'm thinkin… Maybe Fawkes, the phoenix, has pants with healing powers need to find quote __________________ Anyone looking for some mushrooms?

04-16-2004, 11:49 PM	#54
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	You better be careful, the mods'll be after you if you keep it up. PG the Moot is! Talk like Yoda I am. "Wood, I have found you some pants." __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

04-29-2004, 12:25 PM	#55
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Ok, my turn. "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's pants, tapped the lock, and whispered, "Alohomora!" He bent down and pulled his pants out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. "Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised pants. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-15-2004, 02:55 PM	#56
The Ben Really Smelly Orc Join Date: May 2003 Location: i'm not going to tell you. You might locate me. Posts: 325	Harry shoves his pants out of the trolls nose. "eww.. Troll bogies" he says as he wipes his pants. __________________ The Ben is Stronger Than the Sword

05-15-2004, 09:20 PM	#57
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Hehe... (Can't remember if this is right so please forgive if it isn't) Hermione pointed her wand at the identical blue doors and whispered something, a pair of bright red pants appeared on teh door. .............that wasn't very good was it? __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-24-2004, 12:02 PM	#58
Morlin Sapling Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6	-All OotP- "Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his pants wide open." (121) "Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight pants." (154) "He's having a go at my pants!" Seamus yelled. (218) "Ron wrenched the pants apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back." (586) "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649) < Not altered, I might add > "What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's pants. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?" (26) "Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry's pants?" (14) "He was now looking at Zacharias as though he would like nothing better than to pants him." (343) ...and Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got pants, he got pants, he got pants..." (156) "Harry's pants began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458) ...She pressed hard on the top of his pants. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head. (123) "I was sure if he realized that our relationship was - or ever had been - closer then that of headmaster and pants..." (828)

05-28-2004, 01:16 AM	#59
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	Funny how it all seemed so innocent when I read it, and yet you can turn it so dirty! Those are hilarious. __________________ Anyone looking for some mushrooms?

05-29-2004, 03:32 PM	#60
Morlin Sapling Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6	-Also OotP- "...the handle's made of Spanish pants with anti-pants varnish and in-built pants controls..." Ron was saying to Tonks. (157) "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, pants raised..." (569) "We're not going to use pants," Ron ejaculated loudly. (242) "Kreacher was disappearing through the door to the hall, looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up his pants..." (475) "I see," said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white-faced wife to Harry and hitching up his pants. He seemed to be swelling... (38) "He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue pants. Every day this summer had been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension again..." (9)

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