Q&A for LOTR but I only want the wrong Answers - Page 3

Lady of Rohan · 05-29-2003, 08:36 PM

An Entmoot is pig latin for Neptune. Entmoot (Neptune) is a place where you excersize, for ents. It is like a gym.

What are halflings?

Dreran the Green · 05-29-2003, 08:48 PM

Half of a meal you can't afford at an expensive restauraunt.

What did Sauron create to rule everybody?

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 09:03 PM

The One Thong!

(Boy, nobody saw that one coming

)

I relinquish the question.

Ruinel · 05-30-2003, 08:07 PM

Oh, no! you must post a question! Ah... alright... dammit!

Question: what games do Elves play?

Heather Wooltoes · 05-31-2003, 02:17 AM

magic 8-ball and twister

What would Isildur have done if it had been a nipple or belly ring of doom?

Daewen Silverstar · 05-31-2003, 06:07 PM

Go to the beauty salon in Isenguard and get his nipple or belly button pierced of course! Isildur's stylin' dawg...

What are the Nazgul really saying when they're screaming?

Elvengirl · 05-31-2003, 06:43 PM

I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!

Where do Elves come from?

Lady of Rohan · 05-31-2003, 09:49 PM

They fall off the Mallorn tree's.

What are the colours of the Mallorn tree's?

durin's bane · 05-31-2003, 10:46 PM

Electric blue, lime green, and hot pink!

Where did the Bill the Pony go after he was set free?

Lady of Rohan · 05-31-2003, 10:49 PM

Bill came over to my housse!

*pats Bill*

What is Bill Ferney's last name?

Elvengirl · 05-31-2003, 11:41 PM

Clinton

What's mithril?

Elf Girl · 06-01-2003, 07:17 AM

A gourmet variety of chocolate; the Elves make it.

What color hair does Glorfindel have?

Dreran the Green · 06-01-2003, 10:20 AM

Its in a sort of blue and red checker design right now, but he's thinking of changing it to green with violet stripes.

What do you have to do to destroy the One Ring-er, I mean One Thong

Lady of Rohan · 06-01-2003, 11:13 AM

You have to put it in a chair and sing Minie Rippertin to it.

what is in Lembas bread?

Coney · 06-01-2003, 02:36 PM

Ground toe nails and a lot of Alum powder.

Why were there no animals living in Lothlorien?

***Earniel*** · 06-01-2003, 03:53 PM

They didn't want to end up as Galadriel's new fur coat.

Why was it so dark in Moria?

Ruinel · 06-01-2003, 04:30 PM

Because they turned out the lights.

Why is it not the "Butt Crack of Doom"?

Estel13 · 06-02-2003, 08:37 PM

Because Sauron didn't want anyone to think that he was gay.

Why didn't Gandalf want to go through the Mines of Moria?

Ornelírë Mistë · 06-02-2003, 08:46 PM

He didn't want the dwarves to see how unkempt his beard was... He was rival with the dwarves when it came to beards (and he wasnt aware everyone there was dead).

Why did Morgoth want the Silmarils?

Ruinel · 06-02-2003, 08:46 PM

for fear that the 'mines' would explode ... bwahahhahaaha.

ehem...

Why are Dwarves so hairy?

05-29-2003, 08:48 PM	#42
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Half of a meal you can't afford at an expensive restauraunt. What did Sauron create to rule everybody? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-29-2003, 09:03 PM	#43
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	The One Thong! (Boy, nobody saw that one coming ) I relinquish the question. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-31-2003, 02:17 AM	#45
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	magic 8-ball and twister What would Isildur have done if it had been a nipple or belly ring of doom? __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

05-31-2003, 06:07 PM	#46
Daewen Silverstar Sapling Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 12	Go to the beauty salon in Isenguard and get his nipple or belly button pierced of course! Isildur's stylin' dawg... What are the Nazgul really saying when they're screaming? __________________ It's creepy and it's kooky, it's dangerous and spooky, there's just one thing to do-ee, the Ring must be destroyed!

05-31-2003, 06:43 PM	#47
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!! Where do Elves come from? __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

05-29-2003, 08:36 PM	#41
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	An Entmoot is pig latin for Neptune. Entmoot (Neptune) is a place where you excersize, for ents. It is like a gym. What are halflings?

05-30-2003, 08:07 PM	#44
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Oh, no! you must post a question! Ah... alright... dammit! Question: what games do Elves play?

05-31-2003, 09:49 PM	#48
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	They fall off the Mallorn tree's. What are the colours of the Mallorn tree's?

05-31-2003, 10:46 PM	#49
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Electric blue, lime green, and hot pink! Where did the Bill the Pony go after he was set free? __________________ Yada, yada, yada

05-31-2003, 10:49 PM	#50
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	Bill came over to my housse! pats Bill What is Bill Ferney's last name?

05-31-2003, 11:41 PM	#51
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	Clinton What's mithril? __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

06-01-2003, 07:17 AM	#52
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	A gourmet variety of chocolate; the Elves make it. What color hair does Glorfindel have? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-01-2003, 10:20 AM	#53
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Its in a sort of blue and red checker design right now, but he's thinking of changing it to green with violet stripes. What do you have to do to destroy the One Ring-er, I mean One Thong __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-01-2003, 11:13 AM	#54
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	You have to put it in a chair and sing Minie Rippertin to it. what is in Lembas bread?

06-01-2003, 02:36 PM	#55
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Ground toe nails and a lot of Alum powder. Why were there no animals living in Lothlorien? __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

06-01-2003, 03:53 PM	#56
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	They didn't want to end up as Galadriel's new fur coat. Why was it so dark in Moria? __________________ We are not things.

06-01-2003, 04:30 PM	#57
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Because they turned out the lights. Why is it not the "Butt Crack of Doom"?

06-02-2003, 08:37 PM	#58
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	Because Sauron didn't want anyone to think that he was gay. Why didn't Gandalf want to go through the Mines of Moria? __________________

06-02-2003, 08:46 PM	#59
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	He didn't want the dwarves to see how unkempt his beard was... He was rival with the dwarves when it came to beards (and he wasnt aware everyone there was dead). Why did Morgoth want the Silmarils? __________________ "Lot of people say this city looks like Hell," Allie said. She took a long drag from her cigarette. The glowing tip burned a hole in the darkness. "Most people never been to Hell," Jacob said. She looked at him and he could hear the smile in her voice. "And I suppose you have?"

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