04-22-2002, 05:49 AM | #41 | |
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I would work out how i got to ME then go home, taking all the characters with me for a huge, HUGER PARTY!!!! YEAH!!!!!
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04-22-2002, 09:34 AM | #42 |
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*Takes off his thong, fits a rock into the crotch, whirls it around his head, launches it whistling into the air, and laughs maniacly as it smacks into the Tark's head rendering him unconscious in the sun*
Ooo- 'es gonna get sunburnt now!
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04-22-2002, 11:32 AM | #43 | |
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*pats blackheart on the shoulder* Come to the party, it'll be fun!!! Just dont kill anyone
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04-22-2002, 11:42 AM | #44 |
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Unfortunately mine eyes were blinded by the shock (and also horror) of the scene (a thongless blackheart). Therefore, in my state of temporary blindness, I was unable to see the oncoming rock.
BUT Then I woke up. "Aha!" I cried. "Take this!" I rewind time to the point of the rock throwing, take out my (t)rusty sword, and smack the rock right back at you. It hit in the very place you didn't want it to. |
04-22-2002, 12:08 PM | #45 |
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yeah, and he doesn't even have that thong anymore.
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04-22-2002, 01:33 PM | #46 |
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oooh. I liked it
Thank you may I have another? How's your sunburn? allright now? *slaps the whiteskinned tark on the back*
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04-22-2002, 04:18 PM | #47 |
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I think I want to build sandcastles on a different beach than you people. It must be scary over there. Can I build sandcastles over in Numenor?
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04-22-2002, 05:32 PM | #48 |
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I think you're right. Building sandcastles there sounds insane... I'm going to strategically relocate to Mordor, and take up digging trenches... for fun. Hmmmm.... archaeology in Mordor....
*Drools*
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04-22-2002, 07:17 PM | #49 |
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That isn't the way to see fewer orcs in thongs
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04-23-2002, 06:29 AM | #50 |
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I think I would open a scrap metal business and follow Aragorn ( at a discreet distance) and the other chaps ,and pick up all the cut off bits of armour they leave behind as they cause havod through the land - I could probably retire on the proceeds of Helms Deep.
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04-23-2002, 11:09 AM | #51 |
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*Sends off orders to his minions to secretly bury large caches of fast food containers in the wastes of gorgoroth*
Snaga! Prepare my sedan chair, we're goin on a little trip. *Puts on khaki shorts and a pith helmet*
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04-23-2002, 11:45 AM | #52 |
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I would try to retrieve the palantir of Minas Tirith (only Denethor knows its there, and he can't be that smart) and then charge the natives for watching TV.
Of course, I would have to be sure to avoid the pictures of orcs in thongs.
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04-23-2002, 11:50 AM | #53 |
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Realistically it would be hard to answer unless you gave greater detail as to were he SUDDENLY appeared in ME.
Think about it you are in our world then Bamf you're late 3rd age ME. I'm mean i sitting around in my boxer briefs and a tank top boom i'm in ME Unless it's with the one of the istari, or rivendel, or the grey havens and maybe to a lesser degree lorien I'd probably die ME is sparse. no food no shelter no clothing no language skills anywhere else if i popped out of the blue they'd probably kill me as a southron mage. unless we happened to suddenly appear around the noldor or the sindar or the istari, i think that our happy visions of ME would quickly turn to cold brutal nightmares
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04-23-2002, 11:52 AM | #54 |
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or you could appear in Mordor, and become a practice target
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04-23-2002, 11:55 AM | #55 |
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Hah- that's why I always have at least a .45, a hand axe, and a machette, boots, jeans, pocket knife, matches, and a weeks supply of tobacco on me at all times.
Just in case. People at work have gotten used to it, but they make me take the pistol off when I go on a service call, which irritates me, since that's exactly when the portal will open!
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04-23-2002, 12:10 PM | #56 |
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fortunately, I carry an M-16 concealed in my coat just in case of such a happenstance.
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04-23-2002, 12:18 PM | #57 |
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Good choice.
Me, I just carry a bunch of handgrenades in my jacket pocket, and clipped onto my belt I have some land-mines... But people get a big shock when I take out the BFG-Eight Gazillion! |
04-23-2002, 02:56 PM | #58 |
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Pffft. The .45 is just for emergencies.
Ammo's to scarce once you're out of range of civilization, so I would have to construct a bow to use for hunting. Hand grenades, BFG's and landmines aren't all that good for hunting. M-16's are OK, but they don't have the knockdown power if you are hunting something bigger than a large dog, or wolf. Can't take the chance that it's autumn harvest time you know.
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04-23-2002, 03:58 PM | #59 | |
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[And I never go anywhere without my Glock.]
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04-23-2002, 04:03 PM | #60 |
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What's with you people and your guns? I'd just have to bring along my staff and a few choice rings and I'd be fine.
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