Favourite Simpson's Quotes - Page 3

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 04-02-2003, 10:16 PM

i love the simpsons.

the whole simpson family congo line xcept lisa.

"cant make friends with salad! cant make friend with salad!

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-02-2003, 10:26 PM

"Hey, I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart."

Poor, poor Milhouse. I know how ya feel.

Linaewen · 04-03-2003, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
"Hey, I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart."

Poor, poor Milhouse. I know how ya feel.

Nar, I don't like Milhouse. He annoys me too much. I like it when he gets hurt, though.

Hey, don't be down GW. You're smart, aren't you? You love Tolkien's works and hate TTT the movie, after all!

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-03-2003, 11:31 AM

That's CULTURE, not INTELLIGENT.

And I don't hate TTT the movie. I hate TTT the adaptation.

sun-star · 04-03-2003, 01:32 PM

Homer: You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Reverend Lovejoy: When something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!

I love the Simpsons!

ArwenEvenstar · 04-03-2003, 05:14 PM

ned flanders: I I I think I swallowed a toothpick

rev. lovejoy: and that's when I just stopped caring

Linaewen · 04-10-2003, 08:35 AM

On the way to camp, we watched the Simpsons on the bus. The episode where the Simpsons have to take on a new identity in Terror Lake (is that right?) Unfortunately, my friends can't get over the scene where Sideshow Bob continually steps on rakes and shudders. I think it loses is humour the 4th time he does it. However, there were some quotes I liked:

'Well shut my mouth. It's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling'
- Chief Wiggam. (meanwhile, his cops are doing that very thing)

'It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!'
-Homer of course

ArwenEvenstar · 04-10-2003, 10:24 AM

lol!

Computer with Mr Burns on it: Hello Smithers, u r very good at turning me on!

Groudskeeper Willie: I 'ate is little eyes I 'ate his little ears and I 'ate the little messes he leaves on my carpet.

Bart: Oh you mean Hate

gimli7410 · 05-13-2003, 12:31 AM

homer:why leave america to go to america junior

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-13-2003, 12:46 AM

Lisa: I want my dad back! The one that's always yelling and...-looks blankly- you know, I don't know what I want.

sun-star · 05-13-2003, 04:49 AM

Homer (at school): Why do I need English? I'm never going to England.

Coney · 05-13-2003, 06:10 AM

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Baby-K · 05-13-2003, 06:30 AM

Marge (to Bart / Homer, I forget which): You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Dreran the Green · 05-13-2003, 07:23 PM

Squaaaak! Polly shouldn't be!

Silpion · 05-13-2003, 08:52 PM

Homer Simpson: Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal. You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

Lisa: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Homer's Brain: "Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid."
Homer: "Takes one to know one!"
Homer's Brain: "Swish!"

Bombadillo · 05-13-2003, 10:11 PM

Apu: "Well. Not to sound like a screaming fag but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Flanders: "...diddly CRAP!!!"

Bart: "Wow! You took a baptism for me."

Marge: "What do you think he's doing up there?"
Homer: Idunno... drug lab?

School boiler room sign: "KEEP OOT"

frodosgirlfriend · 05-14-2003, 09:14 PM

Homer- Go suck a bible flanders!

Kidnapper #1- *looking at money (they where in another contry but i can't remebr wich)* O, look at all that pink and purple
Kidnapper #2- our money sure is gay

Lisa- I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!

Bombadillo · 05-14-2003, 09:27 PM

Did anyone see the Christmas episode with Gary Coleman, where he jumps on top of the flaming pile of trashed doll zombies and mulilates them all with kung fu and a stick to save Springfield?

"Now that's something you don't see every Christmas." -Bart

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

TopazJedi · 05-15-2003, 02:02 AM

That might have been funnyer to me if i had known who Gary Coleman was.

My favorites:

"Why Do people run from me?" (I wonder the same thing myself)

"Wow, i didn't know your dad was into science!"
"Science!!!"
"Uh, no he didn't say science, he said, umm... pie pants!"
"Mmmm....pie pants!"

"Dang it, why did you iron a crease in my jeans! I look like a square!"
"Umm, that crease is in your leg, sir."
"Oh, so it is!"

Hahahaha!

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-15-2003, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopazJedi
"Why Do people run from me?" (I wonder the same thing myself)

Just saw that episode yesterday.

"Look! It's Lisa! And she's winning us back!"

Nelson: "Hey, genius! What's a million plus a million?"
Lisa: "Two million."
Nelson: "So?" -rolls down hill-

Ralph: "That's where I see the leprechaun."
Bart: "Leprechaun?"
Ralph: "Yeah. He tells me to burn things!"

04-02-2003, 10:16 PM	#41
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	i love the simpsons. the whole simpson family congo line xcept lisa. "cant make friends with salad! cant make friend with salad! __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

04-02-2003, 10:26 PM	#42
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	"Hey, I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart." Poor, poor Milhouse. I know how ya feel. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-03-2003, 11:31 AM	#44
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	That's CULTURE, not INTELLIGENT. And I don't hate TTT the movie. I hate TTT the adaptation. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-03-2003, 01:32 PM	#45
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Homer: You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Reverend Lovejoy: When something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral! I love the Simpsons! __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

04-03-2003, 05:14 PM	#46
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	ned flanders: I I I think I swallowed a toothpick rev. lovejoy: and that's when I just stopped caring __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

04-10-2003, 08:35 AM	#47
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	On the way to camp, we watched the Simpsons on the bus. The episode where the Simpsons have to take on a new identity in Terror Lake (is that right?) Unfortunately, my friends can't get over the scene where Sideshow Bob continually steps on rakes and shudders. I think it loses is humour the 4th time he does it. However, there were some quotes I liked: 'Well shut my mouth. It's illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling' - Chief Wiggam. (meanwhile, his cops are doing that very thing) 'It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!' -Homer of course

04-10-2003, 10:24 AM	#48
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	lol! Computer with Mr Burns on it: Hello Smithers, u r very good at turning me on! Groudskeeper Willie: I 'ate is little eyes I 'ate his little ears and I 'ate the little messes he leaves on my carpet. Bart: Oh you mean Hate __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

05-13-2003, 12:31 AM	#49
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	homer:why leave america to go to america junior __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

05-13-2003, 12:46 AM	#50
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Lisa: I want my dad back! The one that's always yelling and...-looks blankly- you know, I don't know what I want. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-13-2003, 04:49 AM	#51
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	Homer (at school): Why do I need English? I'm never going to England. __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

05-13-2003, 06:10 AM	#52
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

05-13-2003, 06:30 AM	#53
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Marge (to Bart / Homer, I forget which): You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

05-13-2003, 07:23 PM	#54
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Squaaaak! Polly shouldn't be! __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-13-2003, 08:52 PM	#55
Silpion Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 103	Homer Simpson: Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal. You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done. Lisa: "It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Homer's Brain: "Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid." Homer: "Takes one to know one!" Homer's Brain: "Swish!"

05-13-2003, 10:11 PM	#56
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Apu: "Well. Not to sound like a screaming fag but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Flanders: "...diddly CRAP!!!" Bart: "Wow! You took a baptism for me." Marge: "What do you think he's doing up there?" Homer: Idunno... drug lab? School boiler room sign: "KEEP OOT" __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity? Last edited by Bombadillo : 05-13-2003 at 10:14 PM.

05-14-2003, 09:14 PM	#57
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Homer- Go suck a bible flanders! Kidnapper #1- looking at money (they where in another contry but i can't remebr wich) O, look at all that pink and purple Kidnapper #2- our money sure is gay Lisa- I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!! __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

05-14-2003, 09:27 PM	#58
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Did anyone see the Christmas episode with Gary Coleman, where he jumps on top of the flaming pile of trashed doll zombies and mulilates them all with kung fu and a stick to save Springfield? "Now that's something you don't see every Christmas." -Bart I've never laughed so hard in my life. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

05-15-2003, 02:02 AM	#59
TopazJedi Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Imladris Posts: 105	That might have been funnyer to me if i had known who Gary Coleman was. My favorites: "Why Do people run from me?" (I wonder the same thing myself) "Wow, i didn't know your dad was into science!" "Science!!!" "Uh, no he didn't say science, he said, umm... pie pants!" "Mmmm....pie pants!" "Dang it, why did you iron a crease in my jeans! I look like a square!" "Umm, that crease is in your leg, sir." "Oh, so it is!" Hahahaha! __________________ Your cursor is magically drawn to my smiley

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