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09-16-2002, 08:59 AM | #41 |
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*jumps onto bed with Earm and munches on some chips.*
Sici:"That is quite an attractive sword " I looked at my weapon. I only have a dagger and a bow for now. Ear: starts to look inpation for the story. I agree lets get on with it.
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09-16-2002, 11:48 AM | #42 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG looks at the faces of her crew, eager for the story. She sighs, and begins...
ooc: I just wanted to post quickly here, but I don't have enough time for the story now, so I'll do that later. But please don't let anything else happen yet Oh, and thanks, E XK
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10-10-2002, 12:11 PM | #43 |
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The door opens, and a figure slips through trying really hard to be inconspicous. She fails.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!! Garina: Whoops! Sorry! By the way, did someone mention a fire extinguisher earlier? *reveals shiny red one* *looks nervous as everyone is staring at her* Please carry on Captain!
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10-10-2002, 06:21 PM | #44 |
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Growing inpatient I started to do a dnace of bordom. It included rolling artound on the floor acting dead drunk with fork waving in the air.
Everything goes silent.(krikkets(sp) chirp in background) I get up and resum my spot and starts to sing heaven by Bryan Adams.
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10-10-2002, 06:29 PM | #45 |
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Okaaaaaay! *breaks out bottles of magic pixie drink*
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
10-11-2002, 05:08 AM | #46 |
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ooc: Sorry, guys, I kinda forgot about it and then I couldn't post for a while...and now I'm too tired to think of something...but I promise I'll write the story tomorrow Oh, and welcome back aboard, Garina!
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10-11-2002, 11:30 AM | #47 |
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OOC: no problem EG, i knew your computer was messed up And we will await the story...but, so it al makes sense with the stopping and waiting around thing...
XK - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *all jump up* EG - What? Gar - What? Eär - Who? XK - *looks around* So, so there are no crazy, demented, killer ants? Gar - I had that dream once. EG - Ok? XK - Yes. EG - So, anyway, after that we...*Sici puts up a hand* Sici - Umm...could you sort of, start again, we fell asleep. XK - Yeah, after the wine. EG - So you weren't listening? XK - You only just started, and we fell asleep. And so did you. EG - Did not. XK - Did. Look *points at EG's messed up desk, knocked over ink bottles and drink bottles.* EG - Oh. Okay then. What was i telling you then? Eär - The sword story. EG - Right.... (OOC: There, sorted out for the impatience and that the story begins and then doesn't if you get me. Hope that makes sense )
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10-12-2002, 02:20 AM | #48 |
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ooc: thanks, mate
EG: Well, i shall tell you the tale again, from the beginning. A long time ago--well, not that long ago, really, but long enough that i am much more experienced than i was but really don't get the idea i'm old or anything ()--when i was but a wee lass and had not even a year of pirating, i was sailing on the May Queen, a lovely ship, captained by the legendary Long John Arsenic (a short explanation of the name: i keep getting mixed up with the symbols for the elements silver and arsenic: Ag and As respectively ) and i was the cabin boy-er, girl-well, i was pretending to be a boy at the time, so they could let me on the ship (silly people ) and anyway, they decided to set a course following a merchant vessel headed for England, full of spices, cloth and wine, not to mention a good bit of gold. So, we followed-- Tano: So you were stalking them? EG: Er, I suppose you could call it that. Tano: Okay, just wondering. *she grins* EG: we followed them for a while, at a distance... ooc: and there i will leave it for now. more later. feel free to interrupt for questions
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10-12-2002, 07:12 AM | #49 |
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(OOC: I wrote a bit so EG wasn't left to do all the creating of the story, however, if you have your story exactly worked out tehn i'll edit it out. )
XK - Did you blow them up? EG - I haven't got to that bit yet... Tano - Oh cool, did you have big weapons? We're they sharp and pointy and... EG - Shh! I'm telling the story. And yes, there were weapons...but anyway... XK - (whispers) Tano, do we have anything that blows up? Tano - I think so. *glance at each other* XK and Tano - Cool. EG - Since they were but a simple merchant ship they didn't notice us at first. And we were able to get close to them. Being the cabin boy, girl, whatever, they saw it fit to send me aboard alone as a kind of reconaissance mission, to see if it was worth looting. Even if it wasn't we'd probably loot it anyway Eär - Did they throw you overboard? EG - No. Well, sort of. I had to jump off the plank and they lowered me down a small boat and paddle. XK - Why didn't they lower the boat with you in it? EG - The captain was very mean. So anyway, i paddled to the other ship, which was by now anchored for the night as there was no wind. And i climbed up the side of the boat, watching before hauling myself up i saw this guy walking around on deck. He looked troubled, but was certainly not merchant... XK - HA! HA HA! HE WAS A VILLAIN AND YOU FANCIED HIM! *bursts into fits of hysterical laughter, trying to say pervy...villain...fancier...* EG - *sighs* Maybe he was a villain. Maybe not. *silence excpet for XK's convulsive laughter. Other 'shh' her so EG can continue, and eventually find giving her a drink shuts her up* OOC: Hope that's ok EG
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10-13-2002, 02:38 AM | #50 |
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ooc: is good, E XK
EG: so, as i was saying, i saw this man, and he didn't see me, so i hid behind the lifeboat, hoping he would go away. i watched him, and he continued to stand there, looking somewhat angst-ridden and almost pathetic, and very villanous. and no, i did not fancy him. hmph. E XK: sure ya didn't! EG: i didn't. definitely not my type of villain E XK: right, sure, i believe ya, cap'n! EG: if i may continue? E XK: of course, cap'n EG: thanks so, i watched him and then i had to sneeze, because it was very dusty beneath the lifeboat. but i couldn't, because then i would be caught, of course! but after a while i couldnt' help it, and i sneezed. he heard, and came over to the boat, and lifted it quietly. he obviously did not want to be heard! it was inevitable; he saw me. i drew my knife, but kept it behind my back so he couldn't see it. he took a hold of my arm, and asked, 'what are you doing here?' and i replied, 'one would ask the same of you! who are you? what do you want here?' and he gave a me an odd look, and said nothing. so i drew my knife and said if he did not tell me, i would kill him. he laughed at me and we got in to a bit of a quiet scuffle. in the end, i had the knife against his throat and he was rather bruised. of course, so was i but i had the power there. he admitted that he was a pirate, and doing just as i was! scouting out the ship for treasure! so i said, 'look ye here, ye crazy fool! i am the cabin boy of this ship, and you're going to the captain now!' 'silly boy,' says he, 'i know just what you're about! you want to plunder the ship same as i!' and then i was a bit stuck, neh? ooc: and i don't know what's going to happen, yet...
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10-13-2002, 08:06 AM | #51 |
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OOC:Heh heh, i felt like being annoying It's not like everyone can be called a villain fancier
XK - *giggles* EG - What? XK - Nothing *innocent smile* EG - Tell me. XK - Not your type of villain, puh-lease EG - I may have to hit you if you don't shut up. XK - Only becuase you won't admit you're a pervy villain fancier *THWACK!* OW!!! *crew laugh* EG - *laughs* I didn't realsie my spyglass was such a good weapon... Tano - Ooooooh, weaponry *tries to snatch spyglass* XK - *dizzy looking* Who am i?
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10-14-2002, 04:22 AM | #52 |
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Eär: *sighs* Ah, I like romantic stories....
EG: *wacks Eärniel on the head with the spyglass* Look, I never said I fancied him! (not yet anyway) Eär: *lying nearly senseless on the floor with tiny purple dragons flying around her head, singing tweet-tweet-tweet* Got it. EG: Good.
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10-14-2002, 11:00 AM | #53 |
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Garina: We seem to have come to a pause in the story. Food will shortly be served by the tame gerbils.
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
10-16-2002, 11:00 AM | #54 |
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XK - *glances at Garina* You let rodents on my beautiful ship!!!
EG - *coughs* XK - I mean, Cap'n Eruviel's beautiful ship? Gar - Umm...no....er, cheesecake? Eär - Is it chocolate? Gar - *rummages in a handy box of food* EG - A glass of wine would be good also.
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10-16-2002, 11:19 AM | #55 |
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Garina: Don't worry, they're well trained.
We don't have wine remember? That would be the point of the quest. *rummages in pockets* Ok, we have: miruvor, dwarvish ale, magic pixie drink, and various alcopops, but no wine. What would people like?
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
10-16-2002, 08:25 PM | #56 |
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ooc: I am a deranged wolf. Right?
ic: Sici: No wine. Are you elves nuts. OH rodents. *chases highly trained rodents into frenzy.* Everyone:screams as the rodents start to skudder around their feet. Garina:*stuffs wolf with pixie drink and throws him in the closet. "Well that takes care of that. Drinks anyone?
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10-17-2002, 12:50 AM | #57 |
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(sits quietly in the corner wondering just how she managed to end up here...)
Willow(to herself): All I wanted to do was get home. I didn't ask to fall overboard, I just wanted to get home to see my family again and now I'm probably going to be stuck with these crazy alchoholics for who knows how long! Garina: Hey you in the corner! Wanna drink? Willow: Drink- what? No! No drinks... I'm lost, I'm confused, and I have no idea what on earth I'm doing here! Tano: All the more reason to drink. Anyway I thought faeries liked wine. Willow: I don't. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fly straight when you're drunk? It's almost as incapitating as being soaking wet. What happened to the story? I liked the story. It was nice and quiet when she was telling the story. Earniel: I think she's starting to go a little hysterical, she really needs a drink... Willow(curls up in a ball and starts rocking back and forth in a manner that suggests she is going insane): Meeble...
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10-17-2002, 05:33 AM | #58 |
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Xk - *approaches Willow* It's okay, the cap'n will start the story again. We were just interupting and mocking her
EG - Ahem! I am here you know. Eär - Have some pixie wine! EG - Ooohh... Sici - And then we can hear the rest of the tale before night fall. XK - It's already fell. Eär - You're really not funny when you're not drunk. XK - I know, it's rather sad. *all look back to the cap'n, who is sitting on her desk, a look of deep contemplation across her face as the candlelight flickers and dances around the room.* XK - She fancied him.
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10-25-2002, 05:37 PM | #59 |
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Eär: *puts hands above her head in a defensive manner* It wasn't me who said that! It wasn't me! Don't hit me! *points to XK* It was her!
EG: *missed the whole thing because she was in deep contemplation* Mmmmm? Eär: *goes back to normal* Oh, nothing. XK: You were just about to continue the story, cap'n.
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10-30-2002, 10:55 AM | #60 |
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hello!! can I join?
Ill be a drunk nutter who keeps breaking bottles over peoples heads for no reason! I can either be just a crew guy!! or the navigator if you dont allredy have one!! please reply if I can join! oh my name can be zavron or just zavvy the drunken B*st*rd!! (thats easy enough) heres an Idea about when I can come in on the story, if i am of course, maybe at a port in a tavern? I guess my character would kinda resemble Jack from 'FATHER TED' "DRINKKK!!!!" "AR*E!!" "FE*K!!!" "JUGS!!!" " GIRLS!!" I even have a catch phrase when IM emenseley DRUNK "err... aahhh... drink!!....errr wanna com bak oo mi place!!!hehehehe!"
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