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Old 03-26-2007, 11:07 PM   #41
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She was married... and Frodo was too short!


Oh... why did I play this stupid game?
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:36 PM   #42
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Becuase you are secritly being proded on by lawn gnomes...
(I think LOTR related questions are ment though)

Why did the lead nasgul stab Frodo with the morgal blade?
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:35 AM   #43
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Because Frodo was too fat, and needed surgery.

Why did Gimli carry an axe?
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:54 AM   #44
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Thats simple what other weapon can double as a weed whacker?

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Old 04-03-2007, 11:03 PM   #45
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Because every time you turn the stinkin' page, he's got another!

How come most people don't read the appendices?
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:28 AM   #46
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Becuase they think it's an organ!

Why do elves use bows as weapons so much?
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:29 AM   #47
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cause every time they shoot it releases a lot of tension.

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Old 04-04-2007, 11:23 AM   #48
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CHEESE!!!
(Just had to say that, and now as I know have to make up another question

Why is Gandalfs hat crooked?
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Why is Gandalfs hat crooked?
Because the clearance on the Orthanc overpass is only 7 feet.

What was the name of that elven ship that they all sail away on?
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:47 AM   #50
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Because every time you turn the stinkin' page, he's got another!

How come most people don't read the appendices?
Sorry, couldn't help quoting that. Verry much agreed!!
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:15 PM   #51
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Bob.

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Old 05-01-2007, 12:39 PM   #52
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'Coz they believed in Astrology. Go figure! :P
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A question please?
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Old 06-24-2007, 10:17 PM   #54
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Allright, I'll come up with the next question.

What was the army at minus morgal made up of?
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Use shrinko????

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Old 08-22-2007, 08:34 PM   #57
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Galadriel... Think about it... REALY silly...

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lime greeeeen!!!

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Why do they call it Mirkwood?
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They named it for Mirk, Helms brother.
(It's just the name "Helm" annoys me so much)



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