Pssst! Newbies! In here.... - Page 3

**Nurvingiel** · 11-10-2004, 05:15 PM

Continued from p. 2... (#@$%!& smilie limit)

- You think what!?
- Where are my pants!?
- I can't believe they cut/changed/added/dumbed down that scene in the movie

- Your lousy/unkind arguments make me sad
- Your argument is diametrically opposite to mine, so I need to go eat a litre of ice cream
- My earlier smilies failed. I now fear that you hate me.

- Your argument/opinion pisses me off
- I can't believe they cut/changed/added/dumbed down that scene in the movie
- Don't insult my country/favourite book/sister

BeardofPants · 11-10-2004, 05:23 PM

*lol* Love the smilie comments, nurv.

(<- you made a funee!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Indeed you have.

I remember you stealing my mushrooms and threatening to pee in the sea within the first week of your first visit.

I did? Oh man, that's just evil. I mean, all that fish pee in the sea's fine, but add a drop of BoP pee, and well.....

**Nurvingiel** · 11-10-2004, 05:36 PM

Your pee is much more toxic than fish bee BoP. You might even be to blame for the decline of world fish populations!

I just thought of a couple more...
*edits*

Pytt · 11-10-2004, 05:40 PM

that was hilarious Nurv! have you made such explanations on th other smileyes? in case you haven't, do it!

**Nurvingiel** · 11-10-2004, 05:57 PM

Thanks Pytt! I did all the others, at the end of page 2. Now I know how Valandil feels when he gets stuck at the bottom of the page.

***Earniel*** · 11-10-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Another thing new posters need to know is the usuage of smilies in a message board argument... and their possible meanings.

Aah, Nurv, where would the newbies be without you? And just when I was putting on an evil plot to let them believe morse-code is the next best way to express emotion on messageboards.

Let me make one addition:

- you can say that now, but just wait until I take over the world and then we'll see who'll have the last pair of pan- er...laugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

I did? Oh man, that's just evil. I mean, all that fish pee in the sea's fine, but add a drop of BoP pee, and well.....

Yeah, but I don't think you ever got around to it. I think I threw a giant tidal wave over you then.

And now I'm going to shut up before I moderatingly have to inform myself to get back on topic because that would be a bit embarassing...

BeardofPants · 11-10-2004, 06:42 PM

You know, I think you lot are far too obsessed with pants. What would these newbies think if this is the first thread that they're reading? What with guide-lines on how to properly post, smiley guidelines, and how to correctly pee in the ocean??

Poor bastiches don't stand a chance.

Sween · 11-11-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

You know, I think you lot are far too obsessed with pants. What would these newbies think if this is the first thread that they're reading? What with guide-lines on how to properly post, smiley guidelines, and how to correctly pee in the ocean??

Poor bastiches don't stand a chance.

Dont forget getting them to spell correctally

**Nurvingiel** · 11-14-2004, 08:32 AM

LOL Sween

ANFSCD...

Here's that guide to Acronyms we all need.

EarthBound · 11-17-2004, 04:19 PM

GMTA

GMBO

I like GAS too, I give soo much of it to others.....that's a play upon a play upon a play upon words....

*releases her mighty "Great Wind" upon her co-workers for not sharing their lunch with her

BeardofPants · 11-17-2004, 06:52 PM

My god earthbound, are you vegetarian? Cos that was the stinkiest gas I've EVER smelt. ::sick::

EarthBound · 11-17-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

My god earthbound, are you vegetarian? Cos that was the stinkiest gas I've EVER smelt. ::sick::

My secret fire . . . flame of the two-cheeks........my.....mighty...."Great Wind" is the secret weapon of my people....

*slinks into corner with slice of greek pizza (with extra pine nuts and dried tomatoes) muttering about "Dark Wind".....

Hmm.....just read my post.....maybe I should "up" my meds...

Elemmírë · 11-19-2004, 02:31 AM

Wow.... I am so very glad this was not the first thread I read

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

This one's freakin' hilliarious ... last one, promise.

LOL!!!!!

BoP, do you think you could send me some of those links? Poor Finrod... I'm surprised you didn't scare him away! Though you seemed to do a good enough job getting rid of some of the others...

Figwig... *snickers*

BeardofPants · 11-19-2004, 04:53 AM

What kinda links?

Female Swimsuite Calendar?

Male swimsuit calendar?

Mmmm, meaty or Mmmm, meaty?

women's shoes?

edit?

What do women want?

What do men want?

Enough to start on?

Falagar · 11-19-2004, 05:50 AM

I'd almost forgotten about those! Now where's that Jona-thong-thread...

Though I acted like a dork most of the time at least I could spell.

Falagar · 11-19-2004, 06:32 AM

And I'd quite forgotten how entertaining the Mooters' most wanted was! Brilliant thread.

They're all gone now though. But the threads aren't closed yet...

**Nurvingiel** · 11-19-2004, 07:29 AM

LOL, that Mooter's most wanted thread is hilarious! JD is one dangerous guy... kills people with pitchforks, eats people...

And he's Mr. January.

Linaewen · 11-19-2004, 07:59 AM

OMG! Those were so funny! It'd be so good if Jon kept making up fantastic threads like that. I really miss some of the people from the Most Wanted List- Baby K, Coney, Ruinel.

I think this belongs to another thread though.

Falagar · 11-19-2004, 08:15 AM

Well, they should be required reading for all newbies.

Might scare them away though...

Linaewen · 11-19-2004, 08:35 AM

The thing with these kind of threads, though, is that they're not really that funny unless you were around then. Reading the Mooters Most Wanted thread is hilarious for me because I remember it so well...

<Edit> Does anyone remember when I used to be a guy called Erik?

Elvengirl never quite forgave me for that.

11-10-2004, 05:40 PM	#44
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	that was hilarious Nurv! have you made such explanations on th other smileyes? in case you haven't, do it! __________________ Don't Panic!

11-10-2004, 06:42 PM	#47
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You know, I think you lot are far too obsessed with pants. What would these newbies think if this is the first thread that they're reading? What with guide-lines on how to properly post, smiley guidelines, and how to correctly pee in the ocean?? Poor bastiches don't stand a chance. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-17-2004, 04:19 PM	#50
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	GMTA GMBO I like GAS too, I give soo much of it to others.....that's a play upon a play upon a play upon words.... releases her mighty "Great Wind" upon her co-workers for not sharing their lunch with her __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR* has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

11-17-2004, 06:52 PM	#51
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	My god earthbound, are you vegetarian? Cos that was the stinkiest gas I've EVER smelt. ::sick:: __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-19-2004, 04:53 AM	#54
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	What kinda links? Female Swimsuite Calendar? Male swimsuit calendar? Mmmm, meaty or Mmmm, meaty? women's shoes? edit? What do women want? What do men want? Enough to start on? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-19-2004, 05:50 AM	#55
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	I'd almost forgotten about those! Now where's that Jona-thong-thread... Though I acted like a dork most of the time at least I could spell. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 11-19-2004 at 05:54 AM.

11-19-2004, 06:32 AM	#56
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	And I'd quite forgotten how entertaining the Mooters' most wanted was! Brilliant thread. They're all gone now though. But the threads aren't closed yet... __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 11-19-2004 at 06:44 AM.

11-19-2004, 07:59 AM	#58
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	OMG! Those were so funny! It'd be so good if Jon kept making up fantastic threads like that. I really miss some of the people from the Most Wanted List- Baby K, Coney, Ruinel. I think this belongs to another thread though.

11-19-2004, 08:15 AM	#59
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Well, they should be required reading for all newbies. Might scare them away though... __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

11-19-2004, 08:35 AM	#60
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	The thing with these kind of threads, though, is that they're not really that funny unless you were around then. Reading the Mooters Most Wanted thread is hilarious for me because I remember it so well... <Edit> Does anyone remember when I used to be a guy called Erik? Elvengirl never quite forgave me for that. Last edited by Linaewen : 11-19-2004 at 08:48 AM.

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