02-05-2002, 11:23 PM | #41 |
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I think I have that
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02-06-2002, 01:23 AM | #42 |
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Hmmm, I think maybe I do too. It's awfully useful for homework. Photographic memory would be even better though. Oh well. That explains things.
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02-06-2002, 08:48 AM | #43 |
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I don't, I have the memory of a goldfish.
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02-06-2002, 10:08 AM | #44 |
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It's not that I can't remember what ahppened, I just loose my place without a bookmark!
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02-06-2002, 04:37 PM | #45 |
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anybody else wanna post here? on the story, i mean.
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02-06-2002, 10:43 PM | #46 |
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Yeah, where's Rogue? My brain is burned out right now. Maybe tomorrow I'll post some more.
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02-19-2002, 05:05 PM | #47 |
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As they walked out of McDoughnalds, night fell and was unable to pick herself back up again.
OB: Darkness. Drat. No one can see and admire me. The party walked on and found themselves in a forest of communications towers and telephone poles. Sudeenly they heard voices. Thror: SHhhh! We must sneak up on them quietly. Dambi: Maybe they have food. Bleeb: And drink! Everyone else: SHHHH! OB: Whoa, those things are UG-LY! -tano
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02-19-2002, 06:05 PM | #48 |
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(All the dwarves run towards the voices and lights when suddenly it all disappears.)
Orlando: You idiots! Why'd you do that?! I'm the beautiful dare-devil here! Wayfarer: [coughs]youwishyouwere--[coughs] Orlando: [looks off in the distance, sees bright lights] Aha! Here's my chance! [runs for the lights] Wayfarer: [shaking his head sadly] Thord: [bawls] We're all going to die of starvation! Bambi: Food! Food! We need food! Bleeb: I haven't eaten anything for THREE MINUTES!!! Wayfarer: [silently muches on one of his Troll-sized Macs he brought from MacDoughnalds] Orlando: [coming back] They disappeared! As if I'm really that horrible to look at! [sobs] Wayfarer: [still munching on Troll-sized Mac] Thord: We must go on, or we'll all perish here! (They get up and walk a few feet. Suddenly all the dwarves are dropping to the ground like flies. Orlando is doing suicide-runs. Wayfarer just stares.) Wayfarer: Alright! Fine! Have my other two Troll-sized Macs! [throws the extra two on the ground] The Dwarves: [gasp!] (All of dwarves jump up and run for them. Wayfarer dashes out of the way.) Orlando: Where are the women? We need women! Wayfarer: There are no women in this story. Orlando: WHAT?! No women?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! Wayfarer: No. I just don't copulate, like you obviously do too much. Orlando: [looks confused] What...? Wayfarer: Can we go on now? Orlando: We might be here a while. Wayfarer: Why? (Orlando points at the dwarves fighting over the Troll-sized Macs.) Wayfarer: Oh. Don't worry - I'll fix that... (Wayfarer says a buncha weird words and holds his staff above his head. Suddenly wind is blowing all around and bright lights are flashing in the sky. A big puff of smoke engulfs them.) Orlando: Hey! I can't see anything! AH! That means no one can see my beautiful face! [squeals] Wayfarer: SILENCE! (The smoke clears away to reveal...) |
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03-11-2002, 06:53 PM | #51 |
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Heh heh monty python is the best-Ge thee to a shrubbery.
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03-11-2002, 11:41 PM | #52 |
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ok, having quoted monty python, i am going to quietly leave this thread, as i have a nasty habit of getting off topic and causing CBG to come after me with his super thread-closing powers...
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03-11-2002, 11:47 PM | #53 |
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i know wtf with closeing threads well just pick it up some where else
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03-12-2002, 04:58 AM | #54 |
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So back to the story, can we do 'The Hobbit' in Monty Python style?
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03-12-2002, 02:49 PM | #55 |
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Thorin: Let us go to . . . Lonely Mountain!
Balin: Lonely Mountain! Dori: Lonely Mountain! Closeup on the Lonely Mountain. Dwarves are singing and can-canning all over the place. Dwarves: We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain! Our ale flows like a fountain! We don't know how to count, and Our beards grow from our snout-ends! The Dwarves tap dance furiously. A lone Elf prisoner claps in the dungeon. Dwarves: We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain! We like dancin' and shoutin' Then Thor'n he gets to poutin' - Thorin: *in a deep voice* I hate this blasted scoutiiiiiiiin' . . . . Thorin: On seconds thoughts, let's not go to the Lonely Mountain. It is a silly place. . . . Clippety clop, clippety clop . . .
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We are the Orcs who say Ni! or should it be the Elves who say Ni?
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03-12-2002, 06:31 PM | #57 |
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Neither. The Ents.
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03-12-2002, 06:36 PM | #58 |
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'We are the Ents who say Ni!'...yeah, that works better.
Castle Anthrax scene: who and where?
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03-12-2002, 07:11 PM | #59 |
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Ent: We are the Ents who say "Ni!" And we demand . . . an Entwife!
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03-12-2002, 07:12 PM | #60 |
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Castle anthrax? ]: )
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